Have you seen the Justin meme?
Yeah, the ones that cracked at Fortnite?
Just-in time for deez nuts.
Bruh.
But actually, it's a parody.
Wait, actually?
Parodiesnuts (pair of deez nuts).
Seen Jokes
I went to a butcher house with my little cousin and saw a baby pig and told her, "Look, it's Pepa Pig!"
She started crying.
My Mom said, "I have a daughter that killed herself for getting bullied."
Well, I said, "Have you seen her?"
I'm having lunch on the roof of the Twin Towers, and the biggest plane I've ever seen is flying toward...
I don’t see why people say that emo kids don’t like to hangout. I seen them hanging all day.
I don't see why people say that emo kids don't like to hang out.
I've seen them hanging all day.
How are orphans and blind kids similar?
They both have never seen their parents :)
Have you seen the inside of Ford's Theatre? It will blow your mind. ~Abraham Lincoln
One day, a priest loses his cock (chicken). He goes to the church and says, "Who has seen a cock?" All the women raised their hands. "No, who has seen a cock that is not theirs?" Half the women's hands went up. "No, no, no, who has seen my cock?" All the nuns' hands went up.
I saw a news ad on TV about a dad coming home after getting milk. I said, "I've never seen that one before!"
What's the difference between a wanted person and a wanted handicapped person? The handicapped person wasn’t last seen on foot.
My dad died in the attacks. He was the best pilot Pakistan has ever seen, Allahu Akbar!
The woman's body is shaped like a penis. If see a naked female body bent over, her butt looks like testicles, while her head can be seen as the head of a penis.
This is the same if she lies down right side up with her knees up and legs spread. If she lays upside down with her knees up and legs spread, her boobs are like testicles and her pelvic area is like the head of a penis. If you look at the shape of a vagina, it’s shaped like a penis with the lips looking like testicles and the clit looks like the schlong.
Have you seen my uncle?
Jesus: I have.
God: Me too.
So Little Johnny saw a robbery, so he tried to stop the robber. To the robber's surprise, he was amazed. So Johnny got 20 shots to the head. The End.
My dad seen RuPaul's Drag Race?
Asked when will they do up the cars!
What do Myspace and my dad have in common?
I haven't seen them in a while.
Dad: I'll pay you 10 bucks for every day you don't tell a lie.
Next day:
Dad: Son, what's the ugliest thing you've ever seen?
Son: That ugly face of yours, go get a life, gosh, Dad, you're embarrassing.
The dad sulked for 3 whole years.
Proof that words really can hurt.
NASA stands for "Nobody Already Seen Astronauts."
Women be like, "Porn is how we get money," then get angry when boys treat women like shit because they seen it on porn.
