The Simpsons jokes

Why can’t Homer Simpson bring his family into Moe’s Tavern?

Because there’s a bartender in there.

Simpsons.

Meet the Simpsons.

They're the greatest modern family.

From the town of Springfield.

They're a page right out of history.

There is a feminist group in my town.

It is called Gal-Qaeda.

(I actually got this from The Simpsons, so credit to the show.)

Why can't orphans watch "The Simpsons"?

Because they don't know who's Homer.

"Homo Simpson"

Jesus and Satan are just basically Homer and Flanders. One tries to help the other, only for Satan to just say, "Shut up!"

Spongebob is yellow, and he can't drive.

Must be Asian.