The Simpsons jokes
Why can't orphans watch "The Simpsons"?
Because they don't know who's Homer.
There is a feminist group in my town.
It is called Gal-Qaeda.
(I actually got this from The Simpsons, so credit to the show.)
Why can’t Homer Simpson bring his family into Moe’s Tavern?
Because there’s a bartender in there.
Memes
Why I come here instead of reddit nowadays >:\
Simpsons.
Meet the Simpsons.
They're the greatest modern family.
From the town of Springfield.
They're a page right out of history.
What show does an orphan hate?
Family Guy.
People think Kelly Clarkson shops at Wal-Mart because she's a sloppy redneck. No, it's because toddlers' pants are 75% off everyday!
What do you call depressed Sesame Street?
Emo's World.
If you leave your small children inside a shower with Kelly Clarkson, you're a filthy parent.
What do SpongeBob and Asians have in common?
They're both yellow and can't drive.
