The Simpsons jokes
Why can't orphans watch "The Simpsons"?
Because they don't know who's Homer.
There is a feminist group in my town.
It is called Gal-Qaeda.
(I actually got this from The Simpsons, so credit to the show.)
Why I come here instead of reddit nowadays >:\
Why can’t Homer Simpson bring his family into Moe’s Tavern?
Because there’s a bartender in there.
Simpsons.
Meet the Simpsons.
They're the greatest modern family.
From the town of Springfield.
They're a page right out of history.
What show does an orphan hate?
Family Guy.
Spongebob and Jacko have one thing in common.
They both routinely place meat in small buns.
Mother: Who do you like more, me or your dad?
Liam: I like you both.
Mother: Ok, if I go to america and your dad goes to paris, where will you go?
Liam: I will go to paris.
Mother: That's means you like dad more.
Liam: No, its because i like paris.
Mother: Ok, fine, if I go to paris and your dad goes to america, where will you go?
Liam: I will go to America.
Mother: Why?
Liam: Because I have already gone to paris.
What does the SpongeBob intro and a pedo have in common?
Are you ready, kids?🤣
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