The Simpsons jokes
Why can't orphans watch "The Simpsons"?
Because they don't know who's Homer.
There is a feminist group in my town.
It is called Gal-Qaeda.
(I actually got this from The Simpsons, so credit to the show.)
Why I come here instead of reddit nowadays >:\
Why can’t Homer Simpson bring his family into Moe’s Tavern?
Because there’s a bartender in there.
Simpsons.
Meet the Simpsons.
They're the greatest modern family.
From the town of Springfield.
They're a page right out of history.
What show does an orphan hate?
Family Guy.
What do SpongeBob and Asians have in common?
They're both yellow and can't drive.
People think Kelly Clarkson shops at Wal-Mart because she's a sloppy redneck. No, it's because toddlers' pants are 75% off everyday!
What does the SpongeBob intro and a pedo have in common?
Are you ready, kids?🤣
