The Simpsons jokes
Simpsons.
Meet the Simpsons.
They're the greatest modern family.
From the town of Springfield.
They're a page right out of history.
Why can’t Homer Simpson bring his family into Moe’s Tavern?
Because there’s a bartender in there.
There is a feminist group in my town.
It is called Gal-Qaeda.
(I actually got this from The Simpsons, so credit to the show.)
For all those Simpsons fans out there, this one I'm sure you know:
Abe: "It's rotten being old. No one listens to you."
Lisa: "It's awful being a kid. No one listens to you."
Homer: "I'm a white male, aged 18-49. Everyone listens to me--no matter how dumb my suggestions are."
Why can't orphans watch "The Simpsons"?
Because they don't know who's Homer.
"Homo Simpson"
What's yellow and smells of Marge? Homer Simpson's fingers!
Spongebob is yellow, and he can't drive. Must be Asian.
SpongeBob did 9/11.
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