Sea jokes
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to drop some DEEP SEA RHYMES.
Where do mermaids get a job?
At the kelp wanted station.
What did the sea say to the sea?
Nothing, it just waved.
How do you know you broke into a gay man’s house?
The weird moaning sounds when you try to slide in the back door.
Followed by slipping in Kentucky (KY) Jelly.
Followed by landing in deep shit.
Followed by being totally covered in sea men.
Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.
Spongebob: 9 letters
Squarepants: 11 letters
Spongebob did 9/11.
Meme:
Do you play Sea of Thieves? See if these balls fit in your mouth, gotteeeem!
Icebergie is a randy.
Your mom is so fat, when she swam in the sea, Wales came up to her and said, "We are family, even now you’re fatter than me."
What did one male whale say to the other male whale?
"She's gonna blow!"
What do you call a dolphin in the woods? Dead.
I've always wanted to WAVE to a dolphin, but it could never SEA me.
That dolphin is so WASHED up. WATER you say we get revenge?
What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing. It just "waved!"
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll be the dolphin, you can be the jellyfish.
The pirate looked down the toilet, and what did he see?
The captain's log.
Why are pirates called pirates? Because they arrrrrrrr!
A pirate walked into a pub with a ship wheel attached to his balls. The bartender says, "What the hell is that?"
The pirate said, "I don't know but it's driving me nuts!"
Why did the ocean wave?
It wanted to say "Hi Tide."
The ocean didn't start smelling like fish until women started swimming in it.
Why did the octopus 🐙 beat the shark in a fight?
Because he was well armed!
Octopus.