Sea jokes
I tried a pun about water, but people "sea" right through it, and when people complain, they are usually just being a beach.
Octopussy.
Why are pirates pirates?
Because they're Arrrrrrrggghhh!!!
Why did the sea cry?
Because it felt salty and blue.
The pirate looked down the toilet, and what did he see?
The captain's log.
The ocean didn't start smelling like fish until women started swimming in it.
What does every pirate hate?
A small chest with no booty.
How can you light up a candle in a ship which does not contain any instrument and you are alone with just a packet of candles?
Answer: Just throw one candle in the sea; the boat will become lighter.
Who was not happy that the Titanic sank? The fish under it.
What passengers were happy that the Titanic sank?
The lobsters in the kitchen.
Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.
Spongebob: 9 letters
Squarepants: 11 letters
Spongebob did 9/11.
What do you call gulls in the sea? Seagulls!
What do you call an octopus that fights sharks?
An octobrave.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome on the beach?
A baked potato.
3.14% of sailors are...
π-rates.
We were at a restaurant today, and my dad was talking about a place called Sea Ranch.
I asked, "What do they raise there? Sea horses?"
A pirate walked into a pub with a ship wheel attached to his balls. The bartender says, "What the hell is that?"
The pirate said, "I don't know but it's driving me nuts!"
You are shore to find loads of jokes funny even if I can’t kelp you find the right ones.
Loads of jokes are funny as I’m shore you shall sea.
What did the fish say to the beach?
"Long tide, no see!"
What do fish smoke? A puffer.