Sea jokes
How do we know that the ocean is friendly? It waves.
What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing. It just "waved!"
Why did the ocean wave?
It wanted to say "Hi Tide."
Octopus.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll be the dolphin, you can be the jellyfish.
Hee hee
Why do pirates pirate? Because they "Arrrrrrrrrgggghhh!" Hahahahahahahahaha!
Why didn't the boy want to read "2000 Leagues Under the Sea"?
It was too much pressure.
What's a pirate's favorite key on the keyboard?
Others: R.
Rrrr, you would think so, but it be the C.
Icebergie is a randy.
Do you play Sea of Thieves? See if these balls fit in your mouth, gotteeeem!
What did the pirate say when he saw a ghost? He said, "Oh my God, it's me dead parrot!"
How do you make an octopus laugh?
You give it ten tickles.
Question: What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Answer: Dam.
What does Osama bin Laden have in common with Spongebob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, filled full of holes.
"Octo" means 8 and an octopus has 8 legs... so where did the "pus" come from?
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to drop some DEEP SEA RHYMES.
Why did the octopus 🐙 beat the shark in a fight?
Because he was well armed!
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
(People will then say "r")
Arrr, you think it be "r" but really it's the "C" that they love.
What's a pirate's least favorite letter?
Dear sir,
You are being investigated for downloading illegal copyrighted material, and your internet will be cut off.
What did the mermaid wear for math class?
Algaebra.
(This isn't really a joke btw anyway.) SpongeBob, me boy, ye ruptured me intestines with that massive c*ck of yours, agahgahagahagahagah!