Sea jokes
Why do pirates pirate? Because they "Arrrrrrrrrgggghhh!" Hahahahahahahahaha!
What’s bin Laden got in common with SpongeBob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, and they’re filled with holes.
You are shore to find loads of jokes funny even if I can’t kelp you find the right ones.
Loads of jokes are funny as I’m shore you shall sea.
Why couldn't the GREAT WHITE beat the HAMMERHEAD?
because the GREAT WHITE kept getting BONKED on the HEAD by the HAMMERHEAD!
Why should old women never eat seafood?
'Cause then she'll start acting crabby.
What is the thirstiest ocean in the world?
The Gulf of Mexico lol!
What is shark's favorite day?
Chewsday.
What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?
A good start :)
Who lives under the sea?
Malaysia flight 370.
A lawyer bought a beautiful yacht. He invited the law firm to come aboard for a great weekend.
Saturday night was the candle light dinner and Sam drank too much, walked on the deck and fell over the rail into the water and was calling for help. Tom said, "Oh no, the sharks will get him." All of the party lined along the rail and noticed the sharks were swimming around him in a circle. Jim said, "The sharks are not even bothering him!" And a shark lifted up his head out of the water and said, "Professional Courtesy."
Hey guys! It's Triple G. You can give me more ideas on jokes, mainly Fish and Sea jokes, as those are the jokes I specialize and only do best on in the comment section below. Please do feel free to thumbs down and comment on improvements, as well as thumbsing up and saying what you liked! :)
Au revoir, GGG
What does the ocean do to its friends?
It waves.
(*Sorry I wasn't making any jokes for a while, I was getting sick of this thing.*)
A pirate walked into a pub with a ship wheel attached to his balls. The bartender says, "What the hell is that?"
The pirate said, "I don't know but it's driving me nuts!"
What do you call a deep diver? A DeepWoken player.
Why don't pirates take a shower before they walk the plank?
They just wash up on shore.
Do you play Sea of Thieves? See if these balls fit in your mouth, gotteeeem!
How much do pirate earrings cost? 🤔
Answer: A buck an ear. 🤣
Why are pirates named pirates?
Cuz they arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Your hairline parts faster than Moses parting the Red Sea.
What’s long and hard and full of semen?
A submarine.