Why don't pirates take a shower before they walk the plank?
They just wash up on shore.
What do you call a deep diver? A DeepWoken player.
Do you play Sea of Thieves? See if these balls fit in your mouth, gotteeeem!
Why are pirates named pirates?
Cuz they arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
A stupid dolphin makes an annoying noise.
The dolphin did it on porpoise.
Dude, your last name sounds like a seafood shop, Jordan C.!
WAAAAAAAAAATERSHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARKY!
What happened to watersharky?
Luca’s Mom and Dad be throwing the kids into the fountain in the city, but they're sea monsters, so if they went to jail for that, they would be on death row anyway. 🤣
Why can’t blind people eat fish? Because it’s sea food.
That’s why the nickname for your hairline is the Red Sea.
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to drop some DEEP SEA RHYMES.
What is the biggest butt in the world?
The bottom of the ocean.
Yo mama so fat, her swimming is Sea World.
What do you get when a dinosaur farts?
A blast from the past!
I ate Nemo.
Why does this stingray's wife can't stop babbling?
'Cause she can't watch her mouth.
The Titanic was going through the ocean. Chuck Norris was on the ship, and they never crashed into an iceberg. He just shat off the front of the ship!
How can you light up a candle in a ship which does not contain any instrument and you are alone with just a packet of candles?
Answer: Just throw one candle in the sea; the boat will become lighter.
What does the ocean do to its friends?
It waves.
(*Sorry I wasn't making any jokes for a while, I was getting sick of this thing.*)
