Sea Jokes

Why do pirates pirate? Because they "Arrrrrrrrrgggghhh!" Hahahahahahahahaha!

Why should old women never eat seafood?

'Cause then she'll start acting crabby.

What do fish smoke? A puffer.

What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?

A good start :)

What is the thirstiest ocean in the world?

The Gulf of Mexico lol!

omg the ninjago wiki is so chaotic

A screenshot of a forum post discussing what would happen to Merlopia when the merge happens. Comments suggest it could be buried or merge with another kingdom. There is also an image of a face blurred, likely from a video game or animation.

What is shark's favorite day?

Chewsday.

A lawyer bought a beautiful yacht. He invited the law firm to come aboard for a great weekend.

Saturday night was the candle light dinner and Sam drank too much, walked on the deck and fell over the rail into the water and was calling for help. Tom said, "Oh no, the sharks will get him." All of the party lined along the rail and noticed the sharks were swimming around him in a circle. Jim said, "The sharks are not even bothering him!" And a shark lifted up his head out of the water and said, "Professional Courtesy."

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A pirate walked into a pub with a ship wheel attached to his balls. The bartender says, "What the hell is that?"

The pirate said, "I don't know but it's driving me nuts!"

Why don't pirates take a shower before they walk the plank?

They just wash up on shore.

Do you play Sea of Thieves? See if these balls fit in your mouth, gotteeeem!

How much do pirate earrings cost? 🤔

Answer: A buck an ear. 🤣

What do you call a deep diver? A DeepWoken player.

What did the fish say to the beach?

"Long tide, no see!"

Luca’s Mom and Dad be throwing the kids into the fountain in the city, but they're sea monsters, so if they went to jail for that, they would be on death row anyway. 🤣