Sea jokes
What happens when water loses its bottom jaw?
It had a hurt o-chin (ocean)!
If your eyes were the sea, I would drown in them.
What did the swordfish say to the marlin? You're looking sharp.
What did the shark say when it ate the clownfish?
It tasted funny!
What's at the bottom of the ocean and shivers?
A nervous wreck.
What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish?
"This tastes a little funny."
Why are we here?
What is the biggest butt in the world?
The bottom of the ocean.
Only Fortnite players will get it.
Where do you get salt water? Salty Springs.
Why did the mermaid want to go to the evil monster so it could get a real joke? Ha, ah, ah, ha!
(This isn't really a joke btw anyway.) SpongeBob, me boy, ye ruptured me intestines with that massive c*ck of yours, agahgahagahagahagah!
A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd-shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders.
As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, "I'll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, 'I don't know how you can make love to me with your type of body.' So I asked her, 'How about a little head?'"
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Malaysian Airlines Flight 303!
Why is the sea salty? Because it is always blue.
Why did the sea cry?
Because it felt salty and blue.
What do you call male mermaids?
Mer-butlers!
Why was the ocean so blue? Because the island never waved back.
Luca’s Mom and Dad be throwing the kids into the fountain in the city, but they're sea monsters, so if they went to jail for that, they would be on death row anyway. 🤣
Octopussy.
What is the thirstiest ocean in the world?
The Gulf of Mexico lol!