What did the iceberg say to the titanic?Go fuck yourself....at the bottom of the sea.
What do sea turtles and lesbians have in common They both choke on plastic
A man was almost about to drown. A boat say "Do u need help?" And he said no. After the boat left, another boat came to the sea. And they asked if he needed help. And he said no. And he asked God "Why didn't u help me?" God said "I sended u 2 big boats, you dummy!
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