Sea jokes
Where do boats go when they get sick? The dock.
When you're going to Titanic: It's the best ship in the world.
When you know it's sinking: It's the poor ship!
Who lives under the sea?
Malaysia flight 370.
What sea creature can add up? A octoplus.
What did Cinderella wear to the beach?
Glass flippers.
Yo mama so stupid, she joined the Squid Game as a sea life lover because she thought it was a game of whoever catches the most octopuses wins.
What do you call a female octopus? An octopussy.
Why did the octopus cross the road?
To get to the other TIDE!!! 🤣🐙🐙
What is a pirate's favorite ride? A carrr!
What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?
A good start :)
Why do Pirates say "Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!"?
First time out at sea, they prepare for battle and say to their commander:
"The canons be ready, Captain!"
"Are," says the Captain (correcting their grammar).
"Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!" they all exclaimed!
What comes up on small oceans? Microwaves.
What is a pirate's favorite letter?
You'd think it'd be R, but really his heart will always belong to the C.
What kind of fish comes out at night?
A starfish.
How much does a pirate pay for corn?
A buccaneer!
How much do pirate earrings cost? 🤔
Answer: A buck an ear. 🤣
What did the one ocean say to the other? Nothing, it just waved.
What fish sings?
A tuna.
Why did Michael Jackson go to Sea World?
To free Willie.
What did the ocean say to the pirate? Nothing, it just waved.