Sea jokes
What did the fish say to the beach?
"Long tide, no see!"
That’s why the nickname for your hairline is the Red Sea.
Dude, your last name sounds like a seafood shop, Jordan C.!
A stupid dolphin makes an annoying noise.
The dolphin did it on porpoise.
What did the shark say when it ate the clownfish?
It tasted funny!
Memes
HARRY POTTER MEMES
What’s long and hard and full of semen?
A submarine.
Why are pirates named pirates?
Cuz they arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Your hairline parts faster than Moses parting the Red Sea.
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to drop some DEEP SEA RHYMES.
What is the biggest butt in the world?
The bottom of the ocean.
What do you get when a dinosaur farts?
A blast from the past!
Yo mama so fat, her swimming is Sea World.
I ate Nemo.
Why does this stingray's wife can't stop babbling?
'Cause she can't watch her mouth.
All right, I know one joke. Um, there's a mollusk, see? And he walks up to a sea...
Well, he doesn't walk up, he swims up.
Well, actually, the mollusk isn't moving, he's in one place.
And then the sea cucumber, well, they... I mixed up.
There was a mollusk and a sea cucumber. None of them were walking, so forget that...
There was this mollusk and he walks up to a sea cucumber. Normally they don't talk, sea cucumbers, but in a joke, everyone talks.
So just then, the sea cucumber looks over to the mollusk and says, "With fronds like these, who needs anemones?"
The Titanic was going through the ocean. Chuck Norris was on the ship, and they never crashed into an iceberg. He just shat off the front of the ship!
How can you light up a candle in a ship which does not contain any instrument and you are alone with just a packet of candles?
Answer: Just throw one candle in the sea; the boat will become lighter.
Yo mama is so fat, she turned all the mermaids to fishes!
Why are we here?
(This isn't really a joke btw anyway.) SpongeBob, me boy, ye ruptured me intestines with that massive c*ck of yours, agahgahagahagahagah!