A stupid dolphin makes an annoying noise.
The dolphin did it on porpoise.
Sea Jokes
Why are pirates named pirates?
Cuz they arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
What did the shark say when it ate the clownfish?
It tasted funny!
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to drop some DEEP SEA RHYMES.
What is the biggest butt in the world?
The bottom of the ocean.
What do you get when a dinosaur farts?
A blast from the past!
Yo mama so fat, her swimming is Sea World.
What does the ocean do to its friends?
It waves.
(*Sorry I wasn't making any jokes for a while, I was getting sick of this thing.*)
I ate Nemo.
Why does this stingray's wife can't stop babbling?
'Cause she can't watch her mouth.
The Titanic was going through the ocean. Chuck Norris was on the ship, and they never crashed into an iceberg. He just shat off the front of the ship!
How can you light up a candle in a ship which does not contain any instrument and you are alone with just a packet of candles?
Answer: Just throw one candle in the sea; the boat will become lighter.
Yo mama is so fat, she turned all the mermaids to fishes!
Why did the pirate go to the gym?
To improve his booty strength!
Why are we here?
What did the one ocean say to the other? Nothing, it just waved.
(This isn't really a joke btw anyway.) SpongeBob, me boy, ye ruptured me intestines with that massive c*ck of yours, agahgahagahagahagah!
When you're going to Titanic: It's the best ship in the world.
When you know it's sinking: It's the poor ship!
From the river to the sea, Palestine will be free.
My name shows it all if you can't see, IDC AT ALL, you can ban me.
But let me tell you one thing, Without God, Isr-el is nothing.
So let me say it again, one last time, Free Free Palestine!
Octopussy.
