Yo mama is so fat, she turned all the mermaids to fishes!
(This isn't really a joke btw anyway.) SpongeBob, me boy, ye ruptured me intestines with that massive c*ck of yours, agahgahagahagahagah!
Why did the pirate go to the gym?
To improve his booty strength!
Why are we here?
When you're going to Titanic: It's the best ship in the world.
When you know it's sinking: It's the poor ship!
From the river to the sea, Palestine will be free.
My name shows it all if you can't see, IDC AT ALL, you can ban me.
But let me tell you one thing, Without God, Isr-el is nothing.
So let me say it again, one last time, Free Free Palestine!
Octopussy.
Why did the mermaid want to go to the evil monster so it could get a real joke? Ha, ah, ah, ha!
The ocean didn't start smelling like fish until women started swimming in it.
Joshua White loves blue, A simple truth, tried and true. In his pocket, only six, Yet each penny a valued fix.
With eyes that seek the azure skies, He dreams of places that mesmerize. A palette of blues, a symphony of hues, Whispering secrets only he can choose.
His heart beats to the rhythm of the sea, Where waves crash, wild and free. In sandy shores, he finds solace rare, A momentary escape from life's daily wear.
In cerulean fields, flowers dance, Their vibrant petals, a timeless romance. He wanders through meadows, devoid of strife, Seeking solace in nature's vibrant life.
Joshua White, a soul of gentle grace, Embracing the world at his own pace. Though his pockets hold a mere six, His spirit soars, never to be fixed.
For in the depths of his azure dreams, The richness of life's tapestry gleams. And with every breath, he finds anew, That love is boundless, ever true.
What fish sings?
A tuna.
Two whales went to a bar.
The first whale said, "oooooooohhhhhh." The second whale said, "Greg, I think you're drunk, let's go home."
What is a pirate's favorite ride? A carrr!
I was making a coffee for my boss and this was the supposed recipe:
1 egg 1 tomato diced bell peppers a bag of sugar sea salt coffee beans rusted nails.
I got fired and spent the next 20 years in prison with a dude named Papa Bear.
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under the Sea," from The Little Mermaid.
What's at the bottom of the ocean and shivers?
A nervous wreck.
What did the whale say?
Nothing!
It just wailed.
What type of fish goes best with peanut butter?
Jellyfish!
What do you call an octopus that fights sharks?
An octobrave.
What happens when water loses its bottom jaw?
It had a hurt o-chin (ocean)!
