Sea jokes
How much does a pirate pay for corn? A buccaneer!
What is a pirate's favorite letter?
You'd think it'd be R, but really his heart will always belong to the C.
Why does this stingray's wife can't stop babbling?
'Cause she can't watch her mouth.
Yo mama is so fat, she turned all the mermaids to fishes!
We were at a restaurant today, and my dad was talking about a place called Sea Ranch.
I asked, "What do they raise there? Sea horses?"
Two whales went to a bar.
The first whale said, "oooooooohhhhhh." The second whale said, "Greg, I think you're drunk, let's go home."
Fishermen are the best at networking.
WAAAAAAAAAATERSHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARKY!
Hey Jorden Calerendiá, your last name sounds like a sea food shop that I get my fish from.
Your roasting is trash just like you. Boy, stop roasting on Addison and Gwen and others; you're probably 5 years old trying to dislike that. That roasting is like from 1920, get a life.
Wash It Away - By Bradley Lewis(watersharky) and Ben Lewis and Watersharky Music Productions - Why does it always feel like I'm the one that's had a bad day?
Whether I'm stuck in traffic or showing up to work late,
Oh this 9 to 5 feels like 9 to forever been working all week
For a jerk that thinks they can say whatever they want to me
I'll just bite my tongue for a couple more days
Soon I'll be in that island sun surfing those waves
I need the beach I love the ocean
Put my feet in the sand
Watch the earth in motion
Ya had a bad week ya had a bad day
Take it to the shoreside and wash it away
Oh yeah
You gotta wash it away
Finally I'm here and I can't even stop myself from smiling
Somebody hand me a beer and I'll check the girls on the island
Don't miss my 9 to 5
Living like a local on this island time
I got those sandy toes and nobody knows jump in the ocean and just go with the flow
I'll miss my sandy toes
I've got to go back before you know this island is my home
I need the beach I love the ocean
Put my feet in the sand
Watch the earth in motion
Ya had a bad week ya had a bad day
Take it to the shoreside and wash it away
Oh yeah
You gotta wash it away
Wash it away
I need the beach I love the ocean
Put my feet in the sand
Watch the earth in motion
Ya had a bad week ya had a bad day
Take it to the shoreside and wash it away
Oh yeah
You gotta
Wash it away
Wash it away
Why did the octopus blush?
He saw the bottom of the ocean.
Don't tell a Titanic joke, or you'll sink to a whole new low.
There are plenty more fish in the sea is the last thing you should say to a necrophiliac.
What happens when water loses its bottom jaw?
It had a hurt o-chin (ocean)!
What did the taco say to the Sea Turtle? I like your shell!
If your eyes were the sea, I would drown in them.
What did the swordfish say to the marlin? You're looking sharp.
What did the shark say when it ate the clownfish?
It tasted funny!
Why can't pirates play cards? Because they're standing on the deck.
What's at the bottom of the ocean and shivers?
A nervous wreck.