Sea jokes
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to drop some DEEP SEA RHYMES.
Why can’t blind people eat fish? Because it’s sea food.
That’s why the nickname for your hairline is the Red Sea.
What did the fish say to the beach?
"Long tide, no see!"
Luca’s Mom and Dad be throwing the kids into the fountain in the city, but they're sea monsters, so if they went to jail for that, they would be on death row anyway. 🤣
WAAAAAAAAAATERSHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARKY!
Dude, your last name sounds like a seafood shop, Jordan C.!
What happened to watersharky?
What did the shark say when it ate the clownfish?
It tasted funny!
A stupid dolphin makes an annoying noise.
The dolphin did it on porpoise.
What is the biggest butt in the world?
The bottom of the ocean.
What do you get when a dinosaur farts?
A blast from the past!
Yo mama so fat, her swimming is Sea World.
I ate Nemo.
Why does this stingray's wife can't stop babbling?
'Cause she can't watch her mouth.
All right, I know one joke. Um, there's a mollusk, see? And he walks up to a sea...
Well, he doesn't walk up, he swims up.
Well, actually, the mollusk isn't moving, he's in one place.
And then the sea cucumber, well, they... I mixed up.
There was a mollusk and a sea cucumber. None of them were walking, so forget that...
There was this mollusk and he walks up to a sea cucumber. Normally they don't talk, sea cucumbers, but in a joke, everyone talks.
So just then, the sea cucumber looks over to the mollusk and says, "With fronds like these, who needs anemones?"
The Titanic was going through the ocean. Chuck Norris was on the ship, and they never crashed into an iceberg. He just shat off the front of the ship!
How can you light up a candle in a ship which does not contain any instrument and you are alone with just a packet of candles?
Answer: Just throw one candle in the sea; the boat will become lighter.
Why did the pirate go to the gym?
To improve his booty strength!
(This isn't really a joke btw anyway.) SpongeBob, me boy, ye ruptured me intestines with that massive c*ck of yours, agahgahagahagahagah!