Sea jokes
Q: If Adolf Hitler was a sea creature, which would he be?
A: Adlof-in.
What is the weirdest thing to wear and what is the weirdest thing to say?
Weirdest thing to ware: Socks with sandals, also with flip flops!
Weirdest thing to say: "Would you rather be a bath or a toilet?" "The blue angel sea slug looks like an alien." (weird).
Bonus: Things to ware with other things: Crop top with t-shirt (really hip), Crop top with tights or shorts, dresses with tights! (Cool) Oh well byeeeeeee!
Why was the ocean so blue? Because the island never waved back.
What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches?
A nervous wreck.
There are two doors leading to Heaven: one for henpecked husbands and one for unhenpecked husbands. The line to the door leading to Heaven for henpecked husbands was five abreast and five miles long. The line leading to the door to Heaven for unhenpecked husbands consisted of only one lonely man.
The guys from the henpecked husband line looked at the one man in the unhenpecked husband line and shout, “Hey, Charlie, why are you standing over there for?” Charlie glances over his shoulder and observes a sea of humanity of henpecked husbands as far as the eye can see and says grudgingly, “I don’t know. My wife told me to stand here.”
What do you call 2 octopuses that look exactly the same? -- Identical.
What is shark's favorite day?
Chewsday.
If you thought other people’s puns are bad, well, you should sea mine.
Why did the Titanic cross the river to get to the bottom?
If you watch "Jaws" backward, it will be a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs to disabled people.
What do you call a deep diver? A DeepWoken player.
What do sea turtles and lesbians have in common?
They both choke on plastic.
What happened to the woman who slipped in a seafood restaurant?
Um...I don't know what?
She slipped on a mussel!
Wee snaw.
When your mama went to Sea World, the whales started singing, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"
Yo mama so fat, she the reason why Moses split the Red Sea.
I ate Nemo.
What do you call a whale on a beach?
Banked.
"What did we hit?"
"I don't know, a rock."
Well, we started off by ripping up ALL of the decking.
Abandon ship!