What do you call an orphan fish?
Self-ish.
What comes up on small oceans? Microwaves.
What do Madeline McCann and a submarine have in common?
Both are at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen!
Why did Michael Jackson go to Sea World?
To free Willie.
What was OceanGate's biggest regret?
Not painting Dylan Mulvaney on the side of the Titan submarine for when it sunk like Bud Light's profits.
What did one male whale say to the other male whale?
"She's gonna blow!"
What is the weirdest thing to wear and what is the weirdest thing to say?
Weirdest thing to ware: Socks with sandals, also with flip flops!
Weirdest thing to say: "Would you rather be a bath or a toilet?" "The blue angel sea slug looks like an alien." (weird).
Bonus: Things to ware with other things: Crop top with t-shirt (really hip), Crop top with tights or shorts, dresses with tights! (Cool) Oh well byeeeeeee!
what did cinderella where to the beach
glass flipers
What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches?
A nervous wreck.
I've always wanted to WAVE to a dolphin, but it could never SEA me.
That dolphin is so WASHED up. WATER you say we get revenge?
The pirate looked down the toilet, and what did he see?
The captain's log.
Why is the sea salty because it is always blue🩱(●'◡'●)
Why didn't the boy want to read "2000 Leagues Under the Sea"?
It was too much pressure.
Why did LankyboxGamesJustin go to the aquarium?
Because he's gonna dance with aquayyyyrium!
What do you call a female octopus? An octopussy.
Well, we started off by ripping up ALL of the decking.
Abandon ship!
It's tricky when you're both a moth and a sea captain in charge of a ship, but up ahead, you see a lighthouse.
Why don't pirates take a bath before walking the plank?
'Cause they just wash up onshore.
Your mom is so fat, when she swam in the sea, Wales came up to her and said, "We are family, even now you’re fatter than me."
What did the mermaid wear for math class?
Algaebra.
