how can you light up a candle in a ship which does not contain any instrument and you are alone with just a packet of candles? ans:just throw one candle in sea the boat will become lighter
why are we here
When you going to titanic: Its a the best ship at world When you know its sinking: Its the poor ship!
Me: That’s a good WAVE Friend: I SEA it Wave: Doesn't break for us to surf on Me: I was SHORE it would be good Friend: I SEA what you did there
The ocean didn't start smelling like fish until women started swimming in it.
What fish sings A tune-a
What does an cannibal call people in water
Sea food
What do you call an octopus that fights sharks?
An octobrave.
What happens when water loses its bottom jaw? It had a hurt o-chin(Ocean)!
What did the sea say to the sea? Nothing, it just waved
only fortnite players will get it. where do you get salt water? salty springs
what did the fish say when seeing his best mate?
I SEA him!
what do you get when a dinosaur farts a blast from the past
What did the taco say to the Sea Turtle? I like your shell!
Q: If Adolf Hitler was a sea creature which would he be? A: Adlof-in
Vladimir Putin, Donald Trump and Angela Merkel are standing at the shore and are trying to impress each other with the accomplishments of their countries. Putin brags „We have nuclear submarines which can stay under water for six weeks without having to resurface!“. Trump goes on „Six weeks? That’s nothing. I have the best submarines, they‘re underwater für at least three months!“. Merkel is about to respond, when a giant steel colossus emerges from the sea. A hatch opens, a black uniform appears - „Heil Hitler! We need Diesel.“
what can fly underwater:A mosquito in a submerine
The Arabian Sea is in which state
liquid
There are plenty more fish in the sea is the last thing you should say to a necrophiliac
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