Sea jokes
What did the shark say when it ate the clownfish?
It tasted funny!
Question: What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Answer: Dam.
How do you know you broke into a gay man’s house?
The weird moaning sounds when you try to slide in the back door.
Followed by slipping in Kentucky (KY) Jelly.
Followed by landing in deep shit.
Followed by being totally covered in sea men.
Why are pirates called pirates? Because they arrrrrrrr!
What did the mermaid wear for math class?
Algaebra.
This is me when I go surfboarding.
What happened to watersharky?
What's a pirate's favorite key on the keyboard?
Others: R.
Rrrr, you would think so, but it be the C.
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A nervous wreck.
That’s why the nickname for your hairline is the Red Sea.
Why do mermaids wear seashells?
They are too big for “B” shells, and too small for “D” shells.
The Titanic was going through the ocean. Chuck Norris was on the ship, and they never crashed into an iceberg. He just shat off the front of the ship!
What do you call a rejected guitarist who now lives on the beach?
A sea minor.
Yo mama so fat, her swimming is Sea World.
All these sea monster jokes are just kraken me up.
Fishermen are the best at networking.
Why don't pirates take a shower before they walk the plank?
They just wash up on shore.
If your eyes were the sea, I would drown in them.
All right, I know one joke. Um, there's a mollusk, see? And he walks up to a sea...
Well, he doesn't walk up, he swims up.
Well, actually, the mollusk isn't moving, he's in one place.
And then the sea cucumber, well, they... I mixed up.
There was a mollusk and a sea cucumber. None of them were walking, so forget that...
There was this mollusk and he walks up to a sea cucumber. Normally they don't talk, sea cucumbers, but in a joke, everyone talks.
So just then, the sea cucumber looks over to the mollusk and says, "With fronds like these, who needs anemones?"
Did you ever see any white men drowning in the Atlantic Ocean?
Yeah, it went on and on.
What do mermaids use to write with?
Sea pens.