Sea jokes
"Hey, hey, Spongebob! Water you doing?" [laughs]
"Just looking for all my coins with my metal detector because beach better have my money!" [laughs]
"How much have you found so far?"
"Y'know what, I'm not really shore!" [laughs]
There was an oil spill in the ocean. Now the ocean can't see!
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye, matey!
What do you call male mermaids?
Mer-butlers!
So, there was a male whale and a female whale swimming through the ocean. One day the male whale sees a ship and says, "That's the ship that killed my parents!" So they go to the ship and blow the ship over and throw the men overboard into the sea.
The male whale sees the man who killed his parents and he was still alive, so he opened his mouth and went for the man, but out of nowhere the female whale yells, "Hey!! I was in it for the blowjob, but I'm not gonna eat seamen!"
Memes
What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish?
"This tastes a little funny."
What do you call an orphan fish?
Self-ish.
Where do boats go when they get sick? The dock.
What was OceanGate's biggest regret?
Not painting Dylan Mulvaney on the side of the Titan submarine for when it sunk like Bud Light's profits.
What did one male whale say to the other male whale?
"She's gonna blow!"
Why did the octopus 🐙 beat the shark in a fight?
Because he was well armed!
What comes up on small oceans? Microwaves.
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Fsh!
What is the weirdest thing to wear and what is the weirdest thing to say?
Weirdest thing to ware: Socks with sandals, also with flip flops!
Weirdest thing to say: "Would you rather be a bath or a toilet?" "The blue angel sea slug looks like an alien." (weird).
Bonus: Things to ware with other things: Crop top with t-shirt (really hip), Crop top with tights or shorts, dresses with tights! (Cool) Oh well byeeeeeee!
What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches?
A nervous wreck.
What did Cinderella wear to the beach?
Glass flippers.
I've always wanted to WAVE to a dolphin, but it could never SEA me.
That dolphin is so WASHED up. WATER you say we get revenge?
The pirate looked down the toilet, and what did he see?
The captain's log.
Yo mama so fat, she the reason why Moses split the Red Sea.
Why are there no Africans on cruise ships from Africa to America?
Once again, they don't fall for the trick!