Sea

Sea jokes

Oil

There was an oil spill in the ocean. Now the ocean can't see!

Whale

So, there was a male whale and a female whale swimming through the ocean. One day the male whale sees a ship and says, "That's the ship that killed my parents!" So they go to the ship and blow the ship over and throw the men overboard into the sea.

The male whale sees the man who killed his parents and he was still alive, so he opened his mouth and went for the man, but out of nowhere the female whale yells, "Hey!! I was in it for the blowjob, but I'm not gonna eat seamen!"

Shark

What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish?

"This tastes a little funny."

Memes

Madeline McCann

What do Madeline McCann and a submarine have in common?

Both are at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen!

Octopus

Why did the octopus 🐙 beat the shark in a fight?

Because he was well armed!

Regret

What was OceanGate's biggest regret?

Not painting Dylan Mulvaney on the side of the Titan submarine for when it sunk like Bud Light's profits.

Whale

What did one male whale say to the other male whale?

"She's gonna blow!"

Sock

What is the weirdest thing to wear and what is the weirdest thing to say?

Weirdest thing to ware: Socks with sandals, also with flip flops!

Weirdest thing to say: "Would you rather be a bath or a toilet?" "The blue angel sea slug looks like an alien." (weird).

Bonus: Things to ware with other things: Crop top with t-shirt (really hip), Crop top with tights or shorts, dresses with tights! (Cool) Oh well byeeeeeee!

Wreck

What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches?

A nervous wreck.

Dolphin

I've always wanted to WAVE to a dolphin, but it could never SEA me.

That dolphin is so WASHED up. WATER you say we get revenge?

Pirate

The pirate looked down the toilet, and what did he see?

The captain's log.

Pirate

Why don't pirates take a bath before walking the plank?

'Cause they just wash up onshore.

Mom

Your mom is so fat, when she swam in the sea, Wales came up to her and said, "We are family, even now you’re fatter than me."