Sea jokes
Your mom is so fat, when she swam in the sea, Wales came up to her and said, "We are family, even now you’re fatter than me."
"What did we hit?"
"I don't know, a rock."
What did the pirate say when he saw a ghost? He said, "Oh my God, it's me dead parrot!"
What do you call a whale on a beach?
Banked.
Why did LankyboxGamesJustin go to the aquarium?
Because he's gonna dance with aquayyyyrium!
Seal Vs Sea Lion
What do you call a female octopus? An octopussy.
It's tricky when you're both a moth and a sea captain in charge of a ship, but up ahead, you see a lighthouse.
Well, we started off by ripping up ALL of the decking.
Abandon ship!
What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing. It just "waved!"
What did the mermaid wear for math class?
Algaebra.
Why are there no Africans on cruise ships from Africa to America?
Once again, they don't fall for the trick!
Why didn't the boy want to read "2000 Leagues Under the Sea"?
It was too much pressure.
Why is the sea salty? Because it is always blue.
What does a pirate say to his girlfriend?
I want your booty!
All these sea monster jokes are just kraken me up.
Octopus.
What do Madeline McCann and a submarine have in common?
Both are at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen!
You are shore to find loads of jokes funny even if I can’t kelp you find the right ones.
Loads of jokes are funny as I’m shore you shall sea.
What’s bin Laden got in common with SpongeBob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, and they’re filled with holes.
Why do pirates pirate? Because they "Arrrrrrrrrgggghhh!" Hahahahahahahahaha!