Sea jokes
The pirate looked down the toilet, and what did he see?
The captain's log.
How do you know you broke into a gay man’s house?
The weird moaning sounds when you try to slide in the back door.
Followed by slipping in Kentucky (KY) Jelly.
Followed by landing in deep shit.
Followed by being totally covered in sea men.
Why are there no Africans on cruise ships from Africa to America?
Once again, they don't fall for the trick!
Why didn't the boy want to read "2000 Leagues Under the Sea"?
It was too much pressure.
What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing. It just "waved!"
Seal Vs Sea Lion
What do you call a whale on a beach?
Banked.
Why did LankyboxGamesJustin go to the aquarium?
Because he's gonna dance with aquayyyyrium!
"What did we hit?"
"I don't know, a rock."
What did the pirate say when he saw a ghost? He said, "Oh my God, it's me dead parrot!"
Your mom is so fat, when she swam in the sea, Wales came up to her and said, "We are family, even now you’re fatter than me."
Why don't pirates take a bath before walking the plank?
'Cause they just wash up onshore.
Well, we started off by ripping up ALL of the decking.
Abandon ship!
It's tricky when you're both a moth and a sea captain in charge of a ship, but up ahead, you see a lighthouse.
Why is the sea salty? Because it is always blue.
What do you call a female octopus? An octopussy.
Your hairline parts faster than Moses parting the Red Sea.
What does a pirate say to his girlfriend?
I want your booty!
All these sea monster jokes are just kraken me up.
Octopus.
What do fish smoke? A puffer.