Sea jokes
What did the mermaid wear for math class?
Algaebra.
Why is the sea salty? Because it is always blue.
Why didn't the boy want to read "2000 Leagues Under the Sea"?
It was too much pressure.
What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing. It just "waved!"
Why are there no Africans on cruise ships from Africa to America?
Once again, they don't fall for the trick!
Seal Vs Sea Lion
Why did LankyboxGamesJustin go to the aquarium?
Because he's gonna dance with aquayyyyrium!
Why don't pirates take a bath before walking the plank?
'Cause they just wash up onshore.
Your mom is so fat, when she swam in the sea, Wales came up to her and said, "We are family, even now you’re fatter than me."
"What did we hit?"
"I don't know, a rock."
What do you call a whale on a beach?
Banked.
What did the pirate say when he saw a ghost? He said, "Oh my God, it's me dead parrot!"
Well, we started off by ripping up ALL of the decking.
Abandon ship!
It's tricky when you're both a moth and a sea captain in charge of a ship, but up ahead, you see a lighthouse.
What do you call a female octopus? An octopussy.
How do you know you broke into a gay man’s house?
The weird moaning sounds when you try to slide in the back door.
Followed by slipping in Kentucky (KY) Jelly.
Followed by landing in deep shit.
Followed by being totally covered in sea men.
What does a pirate say to his girlfriend?
I want your booty!
All these sea monster jokes are just kraken me up.
Octopus.
What is shark's favorite day?
Chewsday.
What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?
A good start :)