Sea

Sea Jokes

Aquarium

Why did LankyboxGamesJustin go to the aquarium?

Because he's gonna dance with aquayyyyrium!

Moth

It's tricky when you're both a moth and a sea captain in charge of a ship, but up ahead, you see a lighthouse.

Ocean

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing. It just "waved!"

Mama

Yo mama so stupid, she joined the Squid Game as a sea life lover because she thought it was a game of whoever catches the most octopuses wins.

African

Why are there no Africans on cruise ships from Africa to America?

Once again, they don't fall for the trick!

Mama

When your mama went to Sea World, the whales started singing, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"

Pressure

Why didn't the boy want to read "2000 Leagues Under the Sea"?

It was too much pressure.

Rose

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll be the dolphin, you can be the jellyfish.

Load

You are shore to find loads of jokes funny even if I can’t kelp you find the right ones.

Loads of jokes are funny as I’m shore you shall sea.

Bin Laden

What’s bin Laden got in common with SpongeBob?

Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, and they’re filled with holes.

Great white

Why couldn't the GREAT WHITE beat the HAMMERHEAD?

because the GREAT WHITE kept getting BONKED on the HEAD by the HAMMERHEAD!