What do you call a whale on a beach?
Banked.
Sea Jokes
What did the mermaid wear for math class?
Algaebra.
Why did LankyboxGamesJustin go to the aquarium?
Because he's gonna dance with aquayyyyrium!
What do you call a female octopus? An octopussy.
Well, we started off by ripping up ALL of the decking.
Abandon ship!
It's tricky when you're both a moth and a sea captain in charge of a ship, but up ahead, you see a lighthouse.
What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing. It just "waved!"
Why is the sea salty? Because it is always blue.
Yo mama so fat, she the reason why Moses split the Red Sea.
Yo mama so stupid, she joined the Squid Game as a sea life lover because she thought it was a game of whoever catches the most octopuses wins.
Why are there no Africans on cruise ships from Africa to America?
Once again, they don't fall for the trick!
When your mama went to Sea World, the whales started singing, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"
Why didn't the boy want to read "2000 Leagues Under the Sea"?
It was too much pressure.
What does a pirate say to his girlfriend?
I want your booty!
All these sea monster jokes are just kraken me up.
Octopus.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll be the dolphin, you can be the jellyfish.
You are shore to find loads of jokes funny even if I can’t kelp you find the right ones.
Loads of jokes are funny as I’m shore you shall sea.
What’s bin Laden got in common with SpongeBob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, and they’re filled with holes.
Why couldn't the GREAT WHITE beat the HAMMERHEAD?
because the GREAT WHITE kept getting BONKED on the HEAD by the HAMMERHEAD!
