Sea jokes
When your mama went to Sea World, the whales started singing, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"
Yo mama so stupid, she joined the Squid Game as a sea life lover because she thought it was a game of whoever catches the most octopuses wins.
Why don't pirates take a bath before walking the plank?
'Cause they just wash up onshore.
What did the pirate say when he saw a ghost? He said, "Oh my God, it's me dead parrot!"
Your mom is so fat, when she swam in the sea, Wales came up to her and said, "We are family, even now you’re fatter than me."
Memes
"What did we hit?"
"I don't know, a rock."
What do you call a whale on a beach?
Banked.
Why didn't the boy want to read "2000 Leagues Under the Sea"?
It was too much pressure.
What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing. It just "waved!"
Why did LankyboxGamesJustin go to the aquarium?
Because he's gonna dance with aquayyyyrium!
What do you call a female octopus? An octopussy.
It's tricky when you're both a moth and a sea captain in charge of a ship, but up ahead, you see a lighthouse.
Well, we started off by ripping up ALL of the decking.
Abandon ship!
Why is the sea salty? Because it is always blue.
What did the mermaid wear for math class?
Algaebra.
What does a pirate say to his girlfriend?
I want your booty!
All these sea monster jokes are just kraken me up.
Octopus.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll be the dolphin, you can be the jellyfish.
What do fish smoke? A puffer.