Sea jokes
When you're going to Titanic: It's the best ship in the world.
When you know it's sinking: It's the poor ship!
What do you call a dolphin in the woods? Dead.
What did the sea say to the sea?
Nothing, it just waved.
I've always wanted to WAVE to a dolphin, but it could never SEA me.
That dolphin is so WASHED up. WATER you say we get revenge?
Your mom is so fat, when she swam in the sea, Wales came up to her and said, "We are family, even now you’re fatter than me."
Hee hee
I tried a pun about water, but people "sea" right through it, and when people complain, they are usually just being a beach.
What did Cinderella wear to the beach?
Glass flippers.
Why are pirates called pirates? Because they arrrrrrrr!
Yo mama so stupid, she joined the Squid Game as a sea life lover because she thought it was a game of whoever catches the most octopuses wins.
Wee snaw.
What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing. It just "waved!"
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll be the dolphin, you can be the jellyfish.
Why did the ocean wave?
It wanted to say "Hi Tide."
Octopus.
Icebergie is a randy.
What is a pirate's favorite ride? A carrr!
Do you play Sea of Thieves? See if these balls fit in your mouth, gotteeeem!
How do we know that the ocean is friendly? It waves.
What's a pirate's favorite key on the keyboard?
Others: R.
Rrrr, you would think so, but it be the C.
Question: What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Answer: Dam.