Sea jokes
What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, he just WAVED.
Did you SEA what I did there?
GUY: Yes
Are you SHORE?
Why did the octopus blush?
He saw the bottom of the ocean.
If you humped a whale, it would humpback.
What do you call a dolphin in the woods? Dead.
What passengers were happy that the Titanic sank?
The lobsters in the kitchen.
What's a kind of cat that lives in the water? Octopus.
A is for Amy who fell down the stairs.
B is for Basil assaulted by bears.
C is for Clara who wasted away.
D is for Desmond thrown out of a sleigh.
E is for Ernest who choked on a peach.
F is for Fanny sucked dry by a leech.
G is for George smothered under a rug.
H is for Hector done in by a thug.
I is for Ida who drowned in a lake.
J is for James who took lye by mistake.
K is for Kate who was struck with an axe.
L is for Leo who swallowed some tacks.
M is for Maud who was swept out to sea.
N is for Neville who died of ennui.
O is for Olive run through with an awl.
P is for Prue trampled flat in a brawl.
Q is for Quentin who sank in a mire.
R is for Rhoda consumed by a fire.
S is for Susan who perished of fits.
T is for Titus who flew into bits.
U is for Una who slipped down a drain.
V is for Victor squashed under a train.
W is for Winnie embedded in ice.
X is for Xerxes devoured by mice.
Y is for Yorick whose head was knocked in.
Z is for Zillah who drank too much gin.
What does every pirate hate?
A small chest with no booty.
Yo mama so fat, she the reason why Moses split the Red Sea.
Yo mama so stupid, she joined the Squid Game as a sea life lover because she thought it was a game of whoever catches the most octopuses wins.
Why are pirates pirates?
Because they're Arrrrrrrggghhh!!!
When your mama went to Sea World, the whales started singing, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"
Did you ever see any white men drowning in the Atlantic Ocean?
Yeah, it went on and on.
Where did the pirate pay his taxes?
Aye, Argh, Sea.
Why did the ocean wave?
It wanted to say "Hi Tide."
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Malaysian Airlines Flight 303!
Where do mermaids get a job?
At the kelp wanted station.
Why doesn't the pirate go to the strip club?
Because he has ALL of the booty!
What do you call the mushy stuff between sharks' teeth?
A slow swimmer...
What do you call 8 x 3.14?
Octopi.