Sea jokes
When your mama went to Sea World, the whales started singing, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under the Sea," from The Little Mermaid.
We were at a restaurant today, and my dad was talking about a place called Sea Ranch.
I asked, "What do they raise there? Sea horses?"
What do fish smoke? A puffer.
What do mermaids use to write with?
Sea pens.
What did the one ocean say to the other? Nothing, it just waved.
Why can't pirates play cards? Because they're standing on the deck.
From the river to the sea, Palestine will be free.
My name shows it all if you can't see, IDC AT ALL, you can ban me.
But let me tell you one thing, Without God, Isr-el is nothing.
So let me say it again, one last time, Free Free Palestine!
You are shore to find loads of jokes funny even if I can’t kelp you find the right ones.
Loads of jokes are funny as I’m shore you shall sea.
All right, I know one joke. Um, there's a mollusk, see? And he walks up to a sea...
Well, he doesn't walk up, he swims up.
Well, actually, the mollusk isn't moving, he's in one place.
And then the sea cucumber, well, they... I mixed up.
There was a mollusk and a sea cucumber. None of them were walking, so forget that...
There was this mollusk and he walks up to a sea cucumber. Normally they don't talk, sea cucumbers, but in a joke, everyone talks.
So just then, the sea cucumber looks over to the mollusk and says, "With fronds like these, who needs anemones?"
There are plenty more fish in the sea is the last thing you should say to a necrophiliac.
What sea creature can add up? A octoplus.
Where do boats go when they get sick? The dock.
That’s why the nickname for your hairline is the Red Sea.
What happened to watersharky?
What is the weirdest thing to wear and what is the weirdest thing to say?
Weirdest thing to ware: Socks with sandals, also with flip flops!
Weirdest thing to say: "Would you rather be a bath or a toilet?" "The blue angel sea slug looks like an alien." (weird).
Bonus: Things to ware with other things: Crop top with t-shirt (really hip), Crop top with tights or shorts, dresses with tights! (Cool) Oh well byeeeeeee!
Tides right?
What do you call the mushy stuff between sharks' teeth?
A slow swimmer...
What kind of fish comes out at night?
A starfish.
What do you call Panera bread that has been weathered and eventually gathered and via cementation and pressure, it becomes a layer of different materials and is also one of the most common types of rock in the sea?
Panera Sed!