Sea

Sea Jokes

What is the weirdest thing to wear and what is weirdest thing to say. Weirdest thing to ware: Socks with sandals, also with flip flops! Weirdest thing to say: "Would you rather be a bath or a toilet?" "The blue angel sea slug looks like an alien." (weird). Bonus: Things to ware with other things: Crop top with t-shirt(really hip), Crop top with tights or shorts, dresses with tights! (Cool) Oh well byeeeeeee!

I've always wanted to WAVE to a dolphin, but it could never SEA me. That dolphin is so WASHED up. WATER you say we get revenge?

Why don't pirates take a bath before walking the plank?

Cause they just wash up onshore.

Your mom is so fat when she swam in the sea Wales came up to her and said we are family even now you’re fatter than me.

It's tricky when you're both a moth and a sea captain in charge of a ship but up ahead, you see a lighthouse.

When your mama went to sea world the wales you start singing "WE are family even though your fatter then me