Sea jokes
Which fish is the most famous?
The star fish!
Do you play Sea of Thieves? See if these balls fit in your mouth, gotteeeem!
What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing. It just "waved!"
What does a pirate say to his girlfriend?
I want your booty!
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll be the dolphin, you can be the jellyfish.
WAAAAAAAAAATERSHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARKY!
What do you call an orphan fish?
Self-ish.
What do you call a dolphin in the woods? Dead.
Why does this stingray's wife can't stop babbling?
'Cause she can't watch her mouth.
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to drop some DEEP SEA RHYMES.
Yo mama is so fat, she turned all the mermaids to fishes!
Why did the ocean wave?
It wanted to say "Hi Tide."
I've always wanted to WAVE to a dolphin, but it could never SEA me.
That dolphin is so WASHED up. WATER you say we get revenge?
Octopus.
What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, he just WAVED.
Did you SEA what I did there?
GUY: Yes
Are you SHORE?
The Arabian Sea is in which state?
Liquid.
Why can't a blind person eat fish?
They can't see food.
Why did the octopus 🐙 beat the shark in a fight?
Because he was well armed!
Tides right?
What's at the bottom of the ocean and shivers?
A nervous wreck.