What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? -- A nervous wreck.
Hey Jorden Calerendiá ur last name sounds like a sea food shop that i get my fish from. Ur roasting is trash just like u. Boy stop roastin on Addison and Gwen and others u prob 5 years old trying to dis like that. That roasting is like from 1920 get a life.
what did the ocean say to the other ocean. nothing he just WAVED. did you SEA what I did there. GUY: yes are you SHORE
Why did the octopus blush?
He saw the bottom of the ocean.
What passengers were happy that the Titanic sank? The lobsters in the kitchen.
What do you call a dolphin in the woods? Dead.
What's a kind of cat that lives in the water? Octopus _____
A is for Amy who fell down the stairs. B is for Basil assaulted by bears. C is for Clara who wasted away. D is for Desmond thrown out of a sleigh. E is for Ernest who choked on a peach. F is for Fanny sucked dry by a leech. G is for George smothered under a rug. H is for Hector done in by a thug. I is for Ida who drowned in a lake. J is for James who took lye by mistake. K is for Kate who was struck with an axe. L is for Leo who swallowed some tacks. M is for Maud who was swept out to sea. N is for Neville who died of ennui. O is for Olive run through with an awl. P is for Prue trampled flat in a brawl. Q is for Quentin who sank in a mire. R is for Rhoda consumed by a fire. S is for Susan who perished of fits. T is for Titus who flew into bits. U is for Una who slipped down a drain. V is for Victor squashed under a train. W is for Winnie embedded in ice. X is for Xerxes devoured by mice. Y is for Yorick whose head was knocked in. Z is for Zillah who drank too much gin
Did you ever see any white men drowning in the Atlantic ocean? Yeah it went on and on.
Why did the Ocean Wave? It wanted to say Hi Tide
What do you call the mushy stuff between sharks teeth?
A slow swimmer...
Why are pirates pirates? Because they're Arrrrrrrggghhh!!!
octo means 8 and an octopus has 8 legs.... so where did the pus come from.
spongebob teeth upside down is the twin towers spongebob:9 letters squarepants:11 letters Sponebob did 9/11
"Hey, hey Spongebob! Water you doing?" [laughs]
"Just looking all my coins with my metal detector because beach better have my money!" [laughs]
"How much have you found so far?"
"Y'know what, I'm not really shore!" [laughs]
what did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye matey
There was an oil spill in the ocean. Now the ocean can't Sea!
If your eyes were the sea, I would drown in them.
So There was a male whale and a female whale swimming threw the ocean .One day the male whale sees a ship and says "that's the ship that killed my parents" . So they go to the ship and blow the ship over and throw the men overboard into the sea. The male whale sees the man who killed his parents and he was still alive so he opened his mouth and went for the man but out nowhere the female whale yells. " HEY!!, I was in it for the blowjob but I'm not gonna eat sea men"
What Did The Shark Say When He Ate The Clownfish? This Tastes A Little Funny.
