Sea jokes
I hope you SEA me around later, 'cause I SHORE won't stay here for long.
What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing. It just "waved!"
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to drop some DEEP SEA RHYMES.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll be the dolphin, you can be the jellyfish.
Why did I giggle?
Because I saw the ocean's bottom.
Hee hee
What did momma seal name her twin girls?
Luceal and Sealia.
Me: That’s a good WAVE.
Friend: I SEA it.
Wave: Doesn't break for us to surf on.
Me: I was SHORE it would be good.
Friend: I SEA what you did there.
A man was almost about to drown. A boat said, "Do you need help?" And he said no.
After the boat left, another boat came to the sea, and they asked if he needed help, and he said no.
And he asked God, "Why didn't you help me?"
God said, "I sent you two big boats, you dummy!"
What do Madeline McCann and a submarine have in common?
Both are at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen!
So, there was a male whale and a female whale swimming through the ocean. One day the male whale sees a ship and says, "That's the ship that killed my parents!" So they go to the ship and blow the ship over and throw the men overboard into the sea.
The male whale sees the man who killed his parents and he was still alive, so he opened his mouth and went for the man, but out of nowhere the female whale yells, "Hey!! I was in it for the blowjob, but I'm not gonna eat seamen!"
What’s long and hard and full of semen?
A submarine.
Why did the ocean wave?
It wanted to say "Hi Tide."
Tides right?
What do you call a dolphin in the woods? Dead.
What do you call a fish with no booty?
What's a kind of cat that lives in the water? Octopus.
What is a shark’s favorite TV show? Sea-S-I.
Octopus.
What happened to watersharky?
That’s why the nickname for your hairline is the Red Sea.