Fishermen are the best at networking.
What do sea turtles and lesbians have in common They both choke on plastic
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What do you call the mushy stuff between sharks teeth?
A slow swimmer...
What sea creature can add up? A octoplus.
What's a kind of cat that lives in the water? Octopus _____
What does the ocean do to its friends? It waves (*sorry i wasn't making any jokes for a while i was getting sick of this thing*)
What did the swordfish say to the marlin? You're looking sharp.
What is the weirdest thing to wear and what is weirdest thing to say. Weirdest thing to ware: Socks with sandals, also with flip flops! Weirdest thing to say: "Would you rather be a bath or a toilet?" "The blue angel sea slug looks like an alien." (weird). Bonus: Things to ware with other things: Crop top with t-shirt(really hip), Crop top with tights or shorts, dresses with tights! (Cool) Oh well byeeeeeee!
It's tricky when you're both a moth and a sea captain in charge of a ship but up ahead, you see a lighthouse.
Well, we started off by ripping up ALL of the decking..
Abandon ship!
What do you ca a female octopus an octopussy
What is a shark’s favorite tv show? Sea-S-I
Why should old womon never eat sea food?
Cuz then she'll start acting crabby.
little johnny father seas if them boys say anther bad word i'm going to whoop them and little johnny brother sey's i'll like sum fuking food and he whoop him and little johnny sey's he wood i'll like sum food at lest i didnt i'll like sum fuking food by.
what do you get when a dinosaur farts a blast from the past
why was the sea sad? because it was blue
why does it take sooo long for the pirates to learn the alphabet? Because they spend years on c pirate: a b sea?
a...b...sea?
Q:How do you get a squirrle to like yopu A:Act like a nut 😂
Q:Why dont eggs tell jokes? A:Because they ́d crack each other up
Son:Dad can you put my shoes on?Dad:No son i dont think they would fit me Im on a sea food diet when i see food i eat it
I used to hate facial hair but then it grew on me
