Scientist jokes
Who is Stephen Hawking's wife?
The American Siri.
He died because he rolled too far away from the wall outlet and got unplugged.
Stephen Hawking is ALIVE!
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? Hot wheels.
What’s Stephen Hawkins favourite shampoo and conditioner?
Head and shoulders.
Q) What shampoo and conditioner did Stephen use?
A) Head and Shoulders.
Q) What’s Stephen’s favorite food?
A) Shoulders.
For real tho RIP Stephen Hawking 💕
What do you call Stephen Hawking going fast?
Hot Wheels.
Stephen Hawking can't stand for army.
Stephen Hawking Kobi talking.
Stephen Hawking = dead smart.
Today I explain what things are fake: serial killers, clowns, Billy, fairies, your life, God, Jesus, your mom, and all your crappy fan-fictions about being saved from your even crappier life.
I'm also gonna explain real stuff: YouTube, your dad, scientists, teachers, God, Jesus, and Billy.
Stuff on both is real and fake depending on who you are. Your life IS fake. A lot of idiots will read this.
What does Stephen Hawking have for food?
Check out my YouTube Channel! (Gamer Zacoo01).
What do you say to Stephen Hawking when he dies?
"Rust in pieces!"
Hey, did you know that Stephen Hawking predicted the end of the world?
Well, not really. He predicted the end of *his* world.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the wall.
He's fat!
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
Why did Stephen Hawking fall over?
'Cause he had a screw loose!
What’s Stephen Hawking's favorite song? Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes.
Have you ever stepped foot in Stephen Hawking's house? 'Cause he hasn't either.