Scientist jokes
What’s the opposite of Stephen Hawking? Stephen walking.
Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says, "Can I have a drink of H2O?" Then the second says, "Can I have a drink of H2O2?" and he dies.
Here are 20 jokes for you:
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner!
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers? He'll stop at nothing to avoid them!
How does a bee style its hair? With a honeycomb!
Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs!
Why don't eggs tell jokes? Because they might crack up!
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinner is on me!
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they would be bagels!
Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots!
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bull-dozer!
I hope these jokes brought a smile to your face! Let me know if you'd like to hear more.
Stephen Hawking is such a bad role model for our kids.
He only ever looks one way when crossing the street.
Why was Stephen Hawking disappointed when he got his Christmas present? It was singing lessons.
What's the different between Stephen Hawking and Rocket League? Both of them can't stand up.
Did you know when scientists discovered atoms could split, it blew them all away?
When I went to heaven, I saw Steven Hawking standing there. I asked why he isn’t in heaven yet. He said there are stairs.
Did you ever walk into Steve Hawking's house?
"No."
He hasn't too.
Stephen Hawking walked into a bar...
What was the one test that Steven Hawking couldn't pass?
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What was Frankenstein's second job? -- He was a bodybuilder.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Microchips.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head and Shoulders.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He had a computer virus!
What does Stephen Hawking eat for breakfast? His shoulder.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
- They see me rolling.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on Mars? Mars Rover.
So Steven Hawking walks into a bar...
Oh, wait.
What’s made of wood and is zig zag shaped?
Stephen Hawking's coffin.