Scientist jokes
Who is Stephen Hawking's wife?
The American Siri.
Stephen Hawking is ALIVE!
He died because he rolled too far away from the wall outlet and got unplugged.
Stephen Hawking = dead smart.
Stephen Hawking Kobi talking.
Stephen Hawking can't stand for army.
What’s Stephen Hawkins favourite shampoo and conditioner?
Head and shoulders.
Q) What shampoo and conditioner did Stephen use?
A) Head and Shoulders.
Q) What’s Stephen’s favorite food?
A) Shoulders.
For real tho RIP Stephen Hawking 💕
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? Hot wheels.
What do you call Stephen Hawking going fast?
Hot Wheels.
Today I explain what things are fake: serial killers, clowns, Billy, fairies, your life, God, Jesus, your mom, and all your crappy fan-fictions about being saved from your even crappier life.
I'm also gonna explain real stuff: YouTube, your dad, scientists, teachers, God, Jesus, and Billy.
Stuff on both is real and fake depending on who you are. Your life IS fake. A lot of idiots will read this.
What does Stephen Hawking have for food?
Check out my YouTube Channel! (Gamer Zacoo01).
What do you say to Stephen Hawking when he dies?
"Rust in pieces!"
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
Why did Stephen Hawking fall over?
'Cause he had a screw loose!
He's fat!
Hey, did you know that Stephen Hawking predicted the end of the world?
Well, not really. He predicted the end of *his* world.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the wall.
What’s Stephen Hawking's favorite song? Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes.
EXPERIMENT SUCCESSFUL 😱😱 Scientists have created an element named Pessomium 😳😳
Characteristics: - Highly reactive only in Bolivia and Panama 😡🤬 - Turns invisible when in Brazil or Uruguay 🥵🤧 - Finished 😹🤕 - 0 protons 0 electrons 0 goals 0 assists 7 debuts 🥶