Scientist jokes
What is Stephen Hawking's best side?
The left.
Yo momma's so old that even scientists get baffled about where she lived before Earth was created.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo?
Head and Shoulders.
So Steven Hawking walks into a bar...
Just kidding!
Stephen's not dead; his WiFi is slow.
Memes
Why did Stephen Hawking walk across the road? Oh wait...
Did you ever walk into Stephen Hawking's house?
Answer: No, neither did he.
Why did Stephen Hawking cross the road?
Oh wait, he didn't.
Stephen Hawking's best subjects were Physics and Maths. His worst was P.E.
Knock knock. Who's there? Stephen Hawking. Wheelie?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Stephen.
Can't you read? It says "No Hawking."
Knock knock.
Who's there?
It's me. I can't get in because Stephen Hawking is in the way.
Stephen Hawking said he wants other physicists to follow in his footsteps.
What’s black and at the top of a stair case?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
Your forehead [is] so big scientists measured it, studied it, and then finally they said: "Oh my God... your forehead is so big it's a 50 mile car ride from your eyebrows to your hair!"
I love Steven Hawking's stand-up comedy!
Stephen Hawking was a bit of a hardcase. He didn't let people push him around.
At least he always has a shoulder to cry on.
I'll tell you a good joke. Stephen Hawking went for a walk.
Stephen Hawking was incredible at poker, he had no tell whatsoever.