What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo?
Head and Shoulders.
Scientist Jokes
Your hairline is so far back, scientists consider it a ninth planet.
Why did Stephen Hawking cross the road?
Oh wait, he didn't.
"Did you guys make sure Stephen was plugged in?"
Stephen's not dead; his WiFi is slow.
Why does Stephen Hawking only do one liners?
He can't do stand-ups.
Stephen Hawking, more like ice cream!
Did you ever walk into Stephen Hawking's house?
Answer: No, neither did he.
Why did Stephen Hawking walk across the road? Oh wait...
Your forehead [is] so big scientists measured it, studied it, and then finally they said: "Oh my God... your forehead is so big it's a 50 mile car ride from your eyebrows to your hair!"
What’s black and at the top of a stair case?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
I love Steven Hawking's stand-up comedy!
Stephen Hawking was a bit of a hardcase. He didn't let people push him around.
Knock knock. Who's there? Beep boop S.t.e.p.h.e.n beep boop H.a.w.k.i.n.g.
At least he always has a shoulder to cry on.
I'll tell you a good joke. Stephen Hawking went for a walk.
Stephen Hawking was incredible at poker, he had no tell whatsoever.
Stephen Hawking said he wants other physicists to follow in his footsteps.
Stephen Hawking, more like Stephens not walking.
Stand? Wait. No.
