Scientist jokes
Knock knock. Who's there? Stephen Hawking. Wheelie?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
It's me. I can't get in because Stephen Hawking is in the way.
When I saw Stephen Hawking for the first time, I knew he had been in a shop!!! I lieeeeeeeeed! 🤣🤣🤣
Most of us have been somewhere Stephen Hawking hasn’t: Upstairs.
What does E.T. stand for? Because he has little legs.
What does S.H. stand for? He doesn't.
What does S.H. stand for? Shit happens.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Stephen.
Can't you read? It says "No Hawking."
Stephen Hawking died because his screw fell out.
So, Stephen Hawking walked into a bar—oh, wait a minute! Rewind!
So, Stephen Hawking rolled into a bar......
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Of a bad internet connection.
Yo momma's so old that even scientists get baffled about where she lived before Earth was created.
What is Stephen Hawking's best side?
The left.
So Steven Hawking walks into a bar...
Just kidding!
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo?
Head and Shoulders.
Why does Stephen Hawking only do one liners?
He can't do stand-ups.
Have you ever stepped into Steven Hawking's House?
Neither has he.
Stephen Hawking, more like Stephens not walking.
Stand? Wait. No.
Stephen Hawking said he wants other physicists to follow in his footsteps.
What’s black and at the top of a stair case?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
Your forehead [is] so big scientists measured it, studied it, and then finally they said: "Oh my God... your forehead is so big it's a 50 mile car ride from your eyebrows to your hair!"