Scientist jokes
Most of us have been somewhere Stephen Hawking hasn’t: Upstairs.
Stephen Hawking's best subjects were Physics and Maths. His worst was P.E.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
It's me. I can't get in because Stephen Hawking is in the way.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Stephen.
Can't you read? It says "No Hawking."
What is Stephen Hawking's best side?
The left.
Yo momma's so old that even scientists get baffled about where she lived before Earth was created.
So, Stephen Hawking walked into a bar—oh, wait a minute! Rewind!
So, Stephen Hawking rolled into a bar......
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo?
Head and Shoulders.
So Steven Hawking walks into a bar...
Just kidding!
Why does Stephen Hawking only do one liners?
He can't do stand-ups.
Stephen's not dead; his WiFi is slow.
"Did you guys make sure Stephen was plugged in?"
Stephen Hawking, more like ice cream!
Did you ever walk into Stephen Hawking's house?
Answer: No, neither did he.
Your forehead [is] so big scientists measured it, studied it, and then finally they said: "Oh my God... your forehead is so big it's a 50 mile car ride from your eyebrows to your hair!"
Stephen Hawking said he wants other physicists to follow in his footsteps.
What’s black and at the top of a stair case?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
I love Steven Hawking's stand-up comedy!
I'll tell you a good joke. Stephen Hawking went for a walk.
Stephen Hawking was a bit of a hardcase. He didn't let people push him around.