Why did Stephen Hawking cross the road?
Oh wait, he didn't.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Of a bad internet connection.
Stephen's not dead; his WiFi is slow.
Did you ever walk into Stephen Hawking's house?
Answer: No, neither did he.
Why did Stephen Hawking walk across the road? Oh wait...
Knock knock.
Who's there?
It's me. I can't get in because Stephen Hawking is in the way.
Have you ever walked past Stephen Hawking's house?
No, well neither has he.
So, Stephen Hawking walked into a bar—oh, wait a minute! Rewind!
So, Stephen Hawking rolled into a bar......
What is Stephen Hawking's best side?
The left.
I love Steven Hawking's stand-up comedy!
Stand? Wait. No.
Stephen Hawking was incredible at poker, he had no tell whatsoever.
Your forehead [is] so big scientists measured it, studied it, and then finally they said: "Oh my God... your forehead is so big it's a 50 mile car ride from your eyebrows to your hair!"
Stephen Hawking was a bit of a hardcase. He didn't let people push him around.
Knock knock. Who's there? Beep boop S.t.e.p.h.e.n beep boop H.a.w.k.i.n.g.
I'll tell you a good joke. Stephen Hawking went for a walk.
At least he always has a shoulder to cry on.
Stephen Hawking said he wants other physicists to follow in his footsteps.
Stephen Hawking, more like Stephens not walking.
Have you ever stepped into Steven Hawking's House?
Neither has he.
