Scientist jokes
Stephen Hawking tried to charge his phone and unplugged his life support.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Of a bad internet connection.
Scientists make skyscrapers and airplanes.
Religion crashes them.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words? "System failure."
When you die, scientists will preserve your skull.
What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie? He doesn't walkie or talkie.
What did scientists prove when they saw a skeleton on the moon?
The cow didn’t make it.
Stephen Hawking isn't dead, he's just can't walk to the shop and get new batteries. 🙄
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head 'n Shoulders.
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Oh wait...
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Stephen.
Can't you read? It says "No Hawking."
What does Stephen Hawking say after sex? That was wheely good.
What does E.T. stand for? Because he has little legs.
What does S.H. stand for? He doesn't.
What does S.H. stand for? Shit happens.
Why did Stephen Hawking's wife get annoyed with him?
He had an affair with Alexa.
NASA stands for "Nobody asks scientists anymore."
What did Stephen Hawking's computer say when he died?
"ERROR"
"Wheel" all miss him, right?
Stephen Hawking, more like ice cream!
According to scientists, there has been a discovery of water on Mars.
Mars-1
Africa-0
What do you call a rapper who's also a scientist?
RHYME-STEIN.