Scientist jokes

So Steven Hawking walks into a bar...

Just kidding!

What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo?

Head and Shoulders.

Stephen's not dead; his WiFi is slow.

Did you ever walk into Stephen Hawking's house?

Answer: No, neither did he.

Why did Stephen Hawking walk across the road? Oh wait...

Stephen Hawking, more like ice cream!

Why does Stephen Hawking only do one liners?

He can't do stand-ups.

"Did you guys make sure Stephen was plugged in?"

Why did Stephen Hawking cross the road?

Oh wait, he didn't.

What’s impossible?

Steven Walkings.

Your hairline is so far back, scientists consider it a ninth planet.

Stephen Hawking was a bit of a hardcase. He didn't let people push him around.

I'll tell you a good joke. Stephen Hawking went for a walk.

At least he always has a shoulder to cry on.

I love Steven Hawking's stand-up comedy!

Stephen Hawking was incredible at poker, he had no tell whatsoever.

Have you ever stepped into Steven Hawking's House?

Neither has he.

Stand? Wait. No.

Stephen Hawking, more like Stephens not walking.

What’s black and at the top of a stair case?

Stephen Hawking during a house fire.