Scientist jokes
Yo momma's so old that even scientists get baffled about where she lived before Earth was created.
Stephen's not dead; his WiFi is slow.
Why did Stephen Hawking walk across the road? Oh wait...
Did you ever walk into Stephen Hawking's house?
Answer: No, neither did he.
What’s impossible?
Steven Walkings.
Hey girl, are you a scientist?
Cause you made my thing into a baking soda volcano.
Your hairline is so far back, scientists consider it a ninth planet.
Why did Stephen Hawking cross the road?
Oh wait, he didn't.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo?
Head and Shoulders.
"Did you guys make sure Stephen was plugged in?"
Stephen Hawking, more like ice cream!
Why does Stephen Hawking only do one liners?
He can't do stand-ups.
I love Steven Hawking's stand-up comedy!
Stephen Hawking was a bit of a hardcase. He didn't let people push him around.
I'll tell you a good joke. Stephen Hawking went for a walk.
At least he always has a shoulder to cry on.
Stand? Wait. No.
Stephen Hawking said he wants other physicists to follow in his footsteps.
Your forehead [is] so big scientists measured it, studied it, and then finally they said: "Oh my God... your forehead is so big it's a 50 mile car ride from your eyebrows to your hair!"
What’s black and at the top of a stair case?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.