What do you call Stephen Hawking when he eats too much?
As fat as Ben Dingley.
Scientist Jokes
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
Why did Steven Hawking die?
A quad rasher ran him over.
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribbling.
Steven Hawking died. I said, "Why? Did his wheelchair break?"
Why did Stephen Hawking die? Because he got bummed too hard in the shower.
When you die, scientists will preserve your skull.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Beef stroganoff.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
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Steven Hawking lost the Wi-Fi connection on March 14, 2018.
What was Stephen Hawking's pet?
A hawk.
A NASA scientist is sitting in a bar when a Martian walks in and orders a martini.
The NASA scientist quickly realizes he is dreaming and wakes up. He turns to his wife and tries to explain the dream, but she rolls over and ignores him because she is tired of listening to him.
The NASA scientist begins to sob because his marriage is in shambles. lmao.
Why didn't Stephen Hawking ever eat chicken wings? Because he didn't exist.
What’s Steven Hawking's favorite crisps brand?
Walkers.
Stephen Hawking is as broke as his legs.
He had a song named after him: "They see me rolling."
Stephen Hawking is a real stand up guy, out-standing performance.
Who is Stephen Hawking's wife?
The American Siri.
Stephen Hawking is ALIVE!
He died because he rolled too far away from the wall outlet and got unplugged.
