Scientist jokes
Your hairline is so far back, scientists consider it a ninth planet.
Why was Stephen Hawking's wife mad at him?
She caught him having an affair with his shoulder.
When I saw Stephen Hawking for the first time, I knew he had been in a shop!!! I lieeeeeeeeed! 🤣🤣🤣
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite childhood song?
The wheels on the chair go round and round.
Why is Stephen Hawking good at skateboarding? Because he's always on the ramps.
Why does Stephen Hawking need some screens?
He needs to win those Fortnite tournaments and get to Champions League.
An optimist says, "The glass is half full."
A pessimist says, "The glass is half empty."
A scientist walks by and says, "You guys are both wrong. The glass is technically completely full because it is half filled with air."
Then Africa comes by and says, "Stop arguing. At least you guys have water!"
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
What was Stephen Hawking's name before he got his disease?
Stephen Walkins.
Knock knock...
Who's there?
Not Stephen Hawking.
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house? Don't worry, he hasn't neither.
Why did Stephen Hawking go to hell?
Because he couldn’t climb up the stairs to heaven.
How did Stephen Hawking actually die?
He lost Wi-Fi connection.
Your mama's so fat, scientists found a new planet called Heranus.
Have you walked into Steven Hawking's house yet?
Yeah, neither has he.
He died because he rolled too far away from the wall outlet and got unplugged.
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
No, neither has he.
MAN 1) Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
MAN 2) No.
MAN 1) Neither did he.
What did Steven Hawking say when the WiFi cut out?.........Nothing.
Stephen Hawking died because he rolled too far from the outlet.