Scientist jokes
When Stephen Hawking died, he saw the stairway to Heaven.
He thought to himself, "Oh God, this is awkward!"
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
The reason why Stephen Hawking died is because he tried to overclock his wheelchair.
Stupid joke about Stephen Hawking that wasn't funny the first fucking time.
Why did Steven Hawking die?
A quad rasher ran him over.
Memes
Who would you choose?
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribbling.
Steven Hawking died. I said, "Why? Did his wheelchair break?"
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
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Why did Stephen Hawking die? Because he got bummed too hard in the shower.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Beef stroganoff.
When you die, scientists will preserve your skull.
Steven Hawking lost the Wi-Fi connection on March 14, 2018.
What was Stephen Hawking's pet?
A hawk.
A NASA scientist is sitting in a bar when a Martian walks in and orders a martini.
The NASA scientist quickly realizes he is dreaming and wakes up. He turns to his wife and tries to explain the dream, but she rolls over and ignores him because she is tired of listening to him.
The NASA scientist begins to sob because his marriage is in shambles. lmao.
Stephen Hawking is as broke as his legs.
Why didn't Stephen Hawking ever eat chicken wings? Because he didn't exist.
What’s Steven Hawking's favorite crisps brand?
Walkers.
He had a song named after him: "They see me rolling."
Stephen Hawking is a real stand up guy, out-standing performance.
Who is Stephen Hawking's wife?
The American Siri.