Scientist jokes
Don't worry, Stephen Hawking isn't dead.
They have just got to copy and paste his memory onto a USB.
I was both shocked and amazed to hear Stephen Hawking kicked the bucket.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words? "System failure."
When Steven Hawking realizes heaven is only a stairway away.
Why did Steven Hawking not go to heaven after he died?
He could not get up the stairs?
Stephen Hawking isn't really dead, he's just rebooting.
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A black hole is a region in space where gravity is so strong that nothing, not even light, can escape from it, usually forming when a massive star collapses under its own gravity at the end of its life. The boundary around it is called the event horizon, and once anything crosses this boundary, it cannot return. Black holes are mainly described by their mass, spin, and electric charge, and they come in several types,… Read more
HES ALIVE (in the spirit of october i'm tempted to laugh like a mad scientist) No he didn't fake it. Yes, he did actually die He couldn't get on because the hospital didn't let him on