Scientist jokes
Steven Hawking lost the Wi-Fi connection on March 14, 2018.
Why did Steven Hawking die?
A quad rasher ran him over.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Somebody threw an EMP at him.
Stephen Hawking walks into a b... nevermind.
Stephen Hawking robbed the Apple store looking for a charger.
Who would you choose?
Stephen Hawking Kobi talking.
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house? No, he hasn't either.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
"Highway to Hell."
Did you ever walk into Stephen Hawking's house?
Answer: No, neither did he.
What did Stephen Hawking's wife say to him having sex? "You're wheelie good at this!"
I love Steven Hawking's stand-up comedy!
How did Stephen Hawking die? His wife needed to charge her iPhone.
He had a song named after him: "They see me rolling."
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Beef stroganoff.
Stephen Hawking can't stand for army.
The reason why Stephen Hawking died is because he tried to overclock his wheelchair.
An orphan walks into a science lab. The lead scientist greets him and takes him to a DNA testing station. After some procedures, the results come back:
"UNKNOWN"
Yo mamma so fat, scientists say she's the closest planet to Earth!
Stephen Hawking was a bit of a hardcase. He didn't let people push him around.
Stephen Hawking did not die; he deleted himself.