Why can't atheists solve exponential equations?
Because they don't believe in higher powers.
I moved all the bibles to the fiction section because there is no god as said Stephen Hawking in 2011 but in 2018 god said there was no Stephen Hawking
People might not laugh to my jokes, or have a reaction at all, But I'd explode with euphoria. Periodically, people might laugh every now and then.
Why are Amoebas so bad at math? Because, when they need to multiply, they divide
TV: Water found on Mars...
Mars: 1
Africa: 0
I’m not a weatherman, but I’m expecting a few more inches tonight.
Today my biology teacher asked me what's commonly found in a cell......... And apparently "black people" isn't the right answer.
What do whales use to rub out a mistake in their homework? Their blubber.
"Bill? Bill?" Bill hears faintly in the distance.
Bill Nye snapped back into reality only to find he had peed all over the set.
Why do orphans hate mitosis cells?
They have parents.
What did the bones on the moon tell the astronaut?
The cow never made it.
*JMC*
ANOMALY-931
"Gwen"
Identification: just a stupid animal, with a big ass heart.
A piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner.
"Oh, Bunsen, my flame," the sodium swooned. "I melt whenever I see you!"
The Bunsen burner replied, "Calm down. It's just a phase you're going through."
Stephen Hawking is better than NASA. They study black holes that are 8 billion years old, while he was down here on Earth staring at 14-year-old black holes. 😈😈😈
The emo girl in my class did her photosynthesis project on a tree. Little did she know that would be her demise later on.
Your hairline's so far back even Bill Nye the Science Guy couldn't use photosynthesis to fix it.
Why could dinosaurs not talk? Because they were dead.
A telescope has two uses:
1. To look in space. 2. To see your hairline.
Two balls sit inside a bucket. One turned to another and said, "Hey man, boing, are you sentient, too?"
The other one said, "I’m sapient, you are sentient!"
BOINGZINGA!?!
Stephen was a mad role model. He never taught me to stand up for myself.
