Science jokes
According to all known laws of aviation, a bee should not be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground, but of course, bees fly anyway because bees don't care about what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, Black. Yellow, Black.
Knock knock...
Who's there?
Not Stephen Hawking.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to update to Windows 10, and his hard drive corrupted.
Why did people take Stephen Hawking's to the hospital when we should have took him to Curry's PC World?
Stephen Hawking isn't dead; his update is just laggy because he is too far from the WiFi box.
Memes
When Ant-Man is the size of an atom, how can he breathe?
Why did the electron leave the atom?
Because it had its ion someone else.
God, I miss Stephen Hawking.
He was brainier than Kurt Cobain's ceiling.
At first I was skeptical, but the universe has really grown on me.
Once upon a time, fraternal twins, brother and sister, with almost 100% equal DNA were separated at birth. At the age of 42, they were married, had 2 sons and 2 daughters. They took an ancestryDNA test, and the results were scientifically sexually shocking.
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?
Because the P is silent.
I told a chemist a joke.
No reaction.
Steven Hawking walks into a bar, the bartender says...
WAITTTT WHATTT
What’s the difference between a parentless child and someone who is fond of unprocessed metals?
One is an orphan, and the other is an ore fan.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite song??
Rollin' and Controllin'.
Tell me a joke about sodium.
Na.
I have been reading this book about zero gravity. I can’t seem to put it down.
Why was it cold in Stephen Hawking's house?
Because he had a new window open...
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food?
His shoulder.
Yo mama so fat! When she jumps into a pool, NASA found water on Mars!