How did Stephen Hawking die? He lost Wi-Fi connection.
Stephen Hawking's Internet Death
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright, you smooth-brained ape, listen up! You posted this so you clearly ain't the sharpest tool in the shed. Stephen Hawking, yeah, the super smart dude in the wheelchair, relied on technology for pretty much everything. So, the joke is playing on that... like, he was so connected to his tech that losing Wi-Fi would be fatal. Get it now, dum-dum?
Comments (8)
Wifi
What a loss I just dissconnected for a sec and he died
i hate life
steven hawking ran outa juice and he died
Wifi connection
His ping was over 290 and he had connection time out. We lost 1 guy in our squad lol. What a great loss, sike ass boi his ass couldn't walk or talk
Osama Bin Ladder
Stephen Hawking died because he went too far from the wall and his chair unplugged
fh
he died because he got booted offline
I hate my wife
His wheelchair was not available in his region/country
Yee
He died bc he was on Spectrum
Çüm
Goddamn SPECTRUM -99G!