I was going to make a chemistry joke.. But it looks like I won’t get a reaction :)
Poor Stephen Hawking couldn't pass the "I'm not a robot" test.
Astronomers got tired of watching the moon rotate around the earth for 24 hours, so they just called it a "day".
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite TV show?
Robot Wars.
Why did the bird lay an egg on Stephen Hawkings Because he's is Stephen HAWKings.
How did Stephen Hawking Die, He lost WiFi Connection.
Y don’t they let have Stephen Hawkings have other electronics around him ? Because he will sound staticky
Why did Stephan hawking die? He drove too far away from the wall and got unplugged
I’m reading a book about Anti-Gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
What was on Stephen Hawking's gravestone? "Intel inside."
An astronomer walked up to me and I was like, "Give me some SPACE...".
Are u getting the funnys
When Stephen Hawking entered Heaven and met with the Lord, after a short interview God asked : " Hey Stephen, I need you to explain to me how does all this stuff work ? "
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
- They see me rolling.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He didn't pay his electricity bills.
His name rhymes with walking and talking, but he can’t do either.
Stephen Hawkings just died. Have they tried rebooting him to factory settings?
When Stephen Hawking was feeling hungry, he used to call in to his local PC World for a megabyte and some microchips.
What’s made of wood and is zig zag shaped?
Stephen Hawking's coffin.
Stephen Hawking was one of the best scientists ever. Now he's walking up the steps of he... No, he's not walking up the steps of heaven.
Now touring: Stephen Hawking unplugged.
