Why can't dwarfs go to space? Because NASA is not sending monkeys into space anymore.
Yo, hairline goes farther back than the Big Bang theory!
There are 10 million million million million million million million million particles in da universe that we can observe.
Yo mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.
You're so fat that when you go on a walk with your friends, it looks like they are orbiting you.
Q: Why can't science be combined with religion?
A: 'Cause science creates skyscrapers and planes, while religion combines them.
Dream Stans: Technoblade died too soon.
Technoblade's Dad: He was only 23 years old!
Pig's average lifespan: Only 15 – 20 years (23 years old is way above).
The first ever picture of a black hole got released. It sucks.
What sound did stephen hawking make when he died power off
When I wear all black, I'm not emo. I'm a rainbow. 'Cause I'm wearing all the colors. #Science
I hope Stephen Hawking's an organ donor because I need new parts for my go-cart.
What was Stephen Hawking's last meal?
Meals on wheels.
What did the dinosaur say to the man?
It didn’t, they're dead.
What do high school kids and Dow have in common? They both test chemicals.
What is an astronaut's favorite letter on a keyboard?
SPACE.
Why does Stephen Hawking need some screens?
He needs to win those Fortnite tournaments and get to Champions League.
A farmer artificially impregnated a cow. The cow said to another cow, "It's a miracle, I'm pregnant." The other cow said, "That's impossible, it's only us cows in the field, you must be joking." The first cow said, "Nope, I'm serious... no bull!"
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Beef stroganoff.
Oh dear, I made a backwards ray. Let's test it. I made a backwards ray, let's test it oh.
Your forehead is sooo big, NASA thought it was Mars!
What do you call a person that can't operate a wheelchair?
Stephen Hawking.
