What sound did stephen hawking make when he died power off
When I wear all black, I'm not emo. I'm a rainbow, 'cause I'm wearing all the colors. #Science
I hope Stephen Hawking's an organ donor because I need new parts for my go-cart.
What do Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie have in common?
What was Stephen Hawking's last meal?
Meals on wheels.
I like touching things that have been in space. I was super excited when I got to meet an astronaut.
What did the dinosaur say to the man?
It didn’t, they're dead.
What do high school kids and Dow have in common? They both test chemicals.
What is an astronaut's favorite letter on a keyboard?
SPACE.
Why does Stephen Hawking need some screens?
He needs to win those Fortnite tournaments and get to Champions League.
A farmer artificially impregnated a cow. The cow said to another cow, "It's a miracle, I'm pregnant." The other cow said, "That's impossible, it's only us cows in the field, you must be joking." The first cow said, "Nope, I'm serious... no bull!"
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Beef stroganoff.
Oh dear, I made a backwards ray. Let's test it. I made a backwards ray, let's test it oh.
Your forehead is sooo big, NASA thought it was Mars!
What do you call a person that can't operate a wheelchair?
Stephen Hawking.
What do you call grass that grows in space?
Astro-turf.
Why was the kinetic sand always happy?
Because it was kinetic with its friends!
Yo forehead is so big, Albert Einstein couldn’t figure out the measurement of it!
NASA recently found evidence of water on Mars... Mars 1, Africa 0.
Stephen Hawking is intelligent.
He is not as green as he is cabbage.
