Science

Science jokes

Science experts say when you get mad, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

Two balls sit inside a bucket. One turned to another and said, "Hey man, boing, are you sentient, too?"

The other one said, "I’m sapient, you are sentient!"

BOINGZINGA!?!

What was Stephen Hawking's favorite childhood song?

The wheels on the chair go round and round.

Yo mama so fat, when she had an interview for NASA, they said, "We don't hire planets."

In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Midixadrupin, Midixarizin or Dixafix.

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.

What does Stephen Hawking have in common with Bill Gates? One stands, the other doesn't.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says: "I'll have some H2O."

The second one says: "I'll have some H2O, too." And then he died.

Your hairline and the universe have one thing in common: they’re yet to be discovered.