These jokes are nearly as dead as Steven hawkings
What is Stephen Hawking favourite type of basketball
Dribble
He's not dead, his batteries have run out.
Q. Why is Stephen Hawking so good at air guitar?
A. Because he has excellent string theory.
Geology rocks!
When Stephen Hawking was asked why he was instantly attracted to his new girlfriend, he said, "It's simple, she pushes all the right buttons."
Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners? Because he can't do stand-up.
What does NASA stand for? Need Another Seven Astronauts.
Stephen Hawking went on a date and came back with a broken leg. I can't believe she stood him up.
I would tell you a science joke but I know I won't get a reaction.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on Mars? Mars Rover.
What did the brother cell say when the sister cell stepped on his foot? Ow, mitosis! (my toe, sis)
What do you call Stephen Hawking's wife? Siri.
Steven hawking walks into a bar oh, wait he doesn’t walk
Did you hear that Stephen Hawking wrote a new book? It's called "Around The House in Eighty Days."
What did one cell say to his sister when she stepped on his toe? Mitosis!
What do you get when you insert human DNA into a goat? Banned from the petting zoo!
what did the atom say to the positive in math class. We could make a positive number
Don't trust atoms, they make up everything.
It's funny how Stephen hawking sounds like Stephen walking or Stephen talking but he can't do any of those things
