That chromosome gon' leave just like your hairline. 😗😮😮
What kind of air does Ariana breathe?
Helium?
The double slit experiment shows light particles are a wave that assemble in your presence. And you didn't even have to say a word!
Why can't dwarfs go to space? Because NASA is not sending monkeys into space anymore.
Yo, hairline goes farther back than the Big Bang theory!
Phobos and Deimos are just asteroids in moon costumes, and Mars was blind due to its frequent sandstorms, so it let Phobos and Deimos be its moons.
I heard that Uranus is pronounced "yuuranus," but it reminded me of urine! 😆
There are 10 million million million million million million million million particles in da universe that we can observe.
Yo mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.
You're so fat that when you go on a walk with your friends, it looks like they are orbiting you.
Q: Why can't science be combined with religion?
A: 'Cause science creates skyscrapers and planes, while religion combines them.
Dream Stans: Technoblade died too soon.
Technoblade's Dad: He was only 23 years old!
Pig's average lifespan: Only 15 – 20 years (23 years old is way above).
You're so skinny the world turns to the left!
The first ever picture of a black hole got released. It sucks.
What sound did Stephen Hawking make when he died? Power off.
When I wear all black, I'm not emo. I'm a rainbow, 'cause I'm wearing all the colors. #Science
I hope Stephen Hawking's an organ donor because I need new parts for my go-cart.
What do Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie have in common?
What was Stephen Hawking's last meal?
Meals on wheels.
I like touching things that have been in space. I was super excited when I got to meet an astronaut.
What did the dinosaur say to the man?
It didn’t, they're dead.
