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Why didn’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven? Because it’s a staircase, not a ramp.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food?
His shoulder.
The reason why Steven H. died was that someone poisoned his chocolate mousse.
It's said Duracell batteries are supposed to last 75 years, well Stephen, here you are.
What do Stephen Hawking and the Wicked Witch have in common?
If you throw water over them, they both die...
How do trees calculate square roots? They use log-arithms.
I set fiya to the rain! Wait, no, that ain't possible, what... I evaporated the rain!
The earth is flat.
Why didn't Steven Hawkins get into fights?
'Cause he couldn't stand up for himself.
How do skeletons talk to each other? By the telebone.
The reason why Stephen Hawking died is because he tried to overclock his wheelchair.
Stephen Hawking died because his WiFi ran out.
The reason Stephen Hawking died is because he drove too far from the wall. The cord unplugged.
The reason Stephen Hawking died is because he drove too far away from the wall; the cord unplugged.
Is Stephen Hawking a physicist now?
No, because he is dead.
Stephen Hawking walked into a bar. Just kidding :(
Zaine Davis and Stephen Hawking fuck each others brains out.
Don't trust atoms, they make up everything!
What do you call someone that looks like Stephen Hawkins and is a space head? Byron Davey.
