Science jokes
Two atom soldiers are fighting against an army. One gets shot. He cried out, "I'm hit! I think I've lost an electron!"
"Are you sure?" asks the other.
"I'm positive!"
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He lost WiFi connection.
What if Stephen Hawking was the Real Slim Shady, but no one knew because he couldn't stand up?
Stephen Hawking has enough money to stand up, but can’t grab the money.
Sun: Hi, I am the sun! I want to warm you up......
Human: :D
Sun: I want to BuRn you.........
Human: .......
Sun: I want to...... KILL...... you.....
Human: I should be going now.
Sun: LET ME KILL YOU!
Human: *Screams his last sound*
Stephen Hawking died because his wheelchair couldn’t run Windows 10.
"Wheel" all miss him, right?
Why can’t moons walk?
'Cuz they have no legs, stupid!
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Electron
Why didn’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven? Because it’s a staircase, not a ramp.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food?
His shoulder.
The reason why Steven H. died was that someone poisoned his chocolate mousse.
It's said Duracell batteries are supposed to last 75 years, well Stephen, here you are.
What do Stephen Hawking and the Wicked Witch have in common?
If you throw water over them, they both die...
How do trees calculate square roots? They use log-arithms.
I set fiya to the rain! Wait, no, that ain't possible, what... I evaporated the rain!
The earth is flat.
Why didn't Steven Hawkins get into fights?
'Cause he couldn't stand up for himself.
How do skeletons talk to each other? By the telebone.
The reason why Stephen Hawking died is because he tried to overclock his wheelchair.