Science jokes
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Flat Earthers
Stephen Hawking only died because he tried to install Windows 10, and his hard drive corrupted.
There is a thin line between death and life!
You won't live to see it.....
The Cardiogram will!!
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down!
Stephen Hawking is not dead; he just needs to charge.
You're so fat, astronomers discovered a planet larger than Earth but smaller than Uranus.
Why didn’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
He couldn’t climb the stairway.
Stephen Hawking said there is no God.
2018 God said there is no Stephen Hawking.
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad husband?
Because he doesn't stand up for his wife.
Want to know why some astronomers are gay?
It’s because they want to be in Uranus.
He died because he rolled too far away from the wall outlet and got unplugged.
What does it say on Stephen Hawking's grave?
"Rust in peace."
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Windows didn’t update in time.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the Statue of Liberty? The statue stands for something.
Sixteen Sodium particles walk into a bar, followed by Batman.
Stephen Hawking only went to hell because he couldn't get up the stairway to heaven.
How Stephen Hawking died: he drove too far away from the wall and the cord got unplugged.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels! We'll see him soon.
I would tell you a chemistry pun, but I won't get a reaction.