Science jokes
Stephen Hawking is not dead; he just needs to charge.
You're so fat, astronomers discovered a planet larger than Earth but smaller than Uranus.
Why didn’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
He couldn’t climb the stairway.
Stephen Hawking said there is no God.
2018 God said there is no Stephen Hawking.
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad husband?
Because he doesn't stand up for his wife.
Want to know why some astronomers are gay?
It’s because they want to be in Uranus.
He died because he rolled too far away from the wall outlet and got unplugged.
What does it say on Stephen Hawking's grave?
"Rust in peace."
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Windows didn’t update in time.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the Statue of Liberty? The statue stands for something.
Sixteen Sodium particles walk into a bar, followed by Batman.
Stephen Hawking only went to hell because he couldn't get up the stairway to heaven.
How Stephen Hawking died: he drove too far away from the wall and the cord got unplugged.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels! We'll see him soon.
I would tell you a chemistry pun, but I won't get a reaction.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? "HOT WHEELS"
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house? Don't worry, he hasn't neither.
What's black and sits on the bottom of the stairs to the cellar?
Steven Hawking where the experiments went wrong.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
Two atom soldiers are fighting against an army. One gets shot. He cried out, "I'm hit! I think I've lost an electron!"
"Are you sure?" asks the other.
"I'm positive!"