What does it say on Stephen Hawking's grave?
"Rust in peace."
Science Jokes
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Windows didn’t update in time.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the Statue of Liberty? The statue stands for something.
Sixteen Sodium particles walk into a bar, followed by Batman.
Stephen Hawking only went to hell because he couldn't get up the stairway to heaven.
How Stephen Hawking died: he drove too far away from the wall and the cord got unplugged.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels! We'll see him soon.
I would tell you a chemistry pun, but I won't get a reaction.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? "HOT WHEELS"
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house? Don't worry, he hasn't neither.
What's black and sits on the bottom of the stairs to the cellar?
Steven Hawking where the experiments went wrong.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
Two atom soldiers are fighting against an army. One gets shot. He cried out, "I'm hit! I think I've lost an electron!"
"Are you sure?" asks the other.
"I'm positive!"
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He lost WiFi connection.
What if Stephen Hawking was the Real Slim Shady, but no one knew because he couldn't stand up?
Stephen Hawking has enough money to stand up, but can’t grab the money.
Sun: Hi, I am the sun! I want to warm you up......
Human: :D
Sun: I want to BuRn you.........
Human: .......
Sun: I want to...... KILL...... you.....
Human: I should be going now.
Sun: LET ME KILL YOU!
Human: *Screams his last sound*
Stephen Hawking died because his wheelchair couldn’t run Windows 10.
"Wheel" all miss him, right?
Why can’t moons walk?
'Cuz they have no legs, stupid!
