Science jokes
The earth is flat.
Why didn't Steven Hawkins get into fights?
'Cause he couldn't stand up for himself.
How do skeletons talk to each other? By the telebone.
The reason why Stephen Hawking died is because he tried to overclock his wheelchair.
Stephen Hawking died because his WiFi ran out.
The reason Stephen Hawking died is because he drove too far from the wall. The cord unplugged.
The reason Stephen Hawking died is because he drove too far away from the wall; the cord unplugged.
Is Stephen Hawking a physicist now? No, because he is dead.
Stephen Hawking walked into a bar. Just kidding :(
Zaine Davis and Stephen Hawking fuck each others brains out.
Don't trust atoms, they make up everything!
What do you call someone that looks like Stephen Hawkins and is a space head? Byron Davey.
"Rueben Glover is a Steven Hawking spastic."
What’s one thing smarter than Stephen Hawking? His computer.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He lost a water gun fight.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite dance move? The worm.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
"Highway to Hell."
Where do you go when Steve Hawkins dies?
Microsoft.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? Hot wheels.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a tap?
The tap can run.