"Rueben Glover is a Steven Hawking spastic."
Science Jokes
What’s one thing smarter than Stephen Hawking? His computer.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He lost a water gun fight.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite dance move? The worm.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
"Highway to Hell."
Where do you go when Steve Hawkins dies?
Microsoft.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? Hot wheels.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a tap?
The tap can run.
Daughter: Mommy, what ever happened to Steven Hawking?
Mother: He died.
Daughter: How did he die?
Mother: He never got recharged.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
Error, error, error.
System shutting down.
So, Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Wait, he can't.
Stephen Hawking will be greatly missed for the time he walked this Earth.
What do you call a friendly noise? A sound wave.
Why did Steven Hawking have no friends?
He couldn’t stand anyone...
Stephen Hawking died because he got hacked by me, and the update was too strong.
What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well, tech-ically we can’t talk.”
I was reading a book about gravity. It was so hard to put down!
Stephen Hawking isn't actually dead. He is just having an update.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He turned off the Wi-Fi.
What was Stephen Hawking's last meal?
His left shoulder.
