Science jokes
I once read a book on antigravity, it was impossible to put down.
Have you walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
Oh, neither did he.
Steven Hawking was going to jerk off, nope. 😂
The other day at school we had to write down our hero and what we would do if they walked into our house. I got off easy because my hero is Stephen Hawking.
What do you call people who go to space? Icetronauts lolololol hahahahah.
Engineer: I know engineering, and my gut instinct tells me to fix it!
Biologist: I know biology, and your gut instinct is full of shit.
Why did the researchers want all the shore birds high on marijuana?
They wanted to leave no tern unstoned.
Person 1: I heard oxygen and magnesium went on a date.
Person 2: OMg!
I would say a good joke, but all the good ones Argon.
Why did people bully Steven Hawking?
Because he couldn't stand up for himself.
Stephen Hawking:
Q: Who Made Stephen Hawkins' Wheel Chair?
A:) Tesla
What's the difference between flat earthers and my grandfather? Flat earthers are more disconnected from reality than my grandfather is disconnected from his life support.
3+3=****
Flat Earthers
Stephen Hawking only died because he tried to install Windows 10, and his hard drive corrupted.
There is a thin line between death and life!
You won't live to see it.....
The Cardiogram will!!
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down!
Stephen Hawking is not dead; he just needs to charge.
You're so fat, astronomers discovered a planet larger than Earth but smaller than Uranus.
Why didn’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
He couldn’t climb the stairway.