Science jokes
Two men walked into a bar, and one man asked for H20, and the other man asked for H20 too.
Only one man came out alive.
What’s the best math equation to eat?
Cosine Law.
Yo mama is so stupid that she thought NASA is a gaming program!
What does e equal?
I don’t know, a bunch of random numbers, but e=mc2.
Why is the Moon red today?
The reason why the Moon takes on a reddish color during totality is a phenomenon called Rayleigh scattering. It is the same mechanism responsible for causing colorful sunrises and sunsets, and for the sky to look blue.
Why is the sun red today?
The sun turned red today. Here's why. As an enormous Atlantic storm batters Ireland, a related phenomenon is turning heads further east over in the United Kingdom. ... Just like the way sunsets are sometimes red, excess particles in the atmosphere can change the color of the sun in the daytime.
What do you call it when tectonic plates start racing?
Continental Drift.
Sand under docks is very resilient. It doesn’t give in to pier pressure.
I once read a book on antigravity, it was impossible to put down.
Have you walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
Oh, neither did he.
Steven Hawking was going to jerk off, nope. 😂
The other day at school we had to write down our hero and what we would do if they walked into our house. I got off easy because my hero is Stephen Hawking.
What do you call people who go to space? Icetronauts lolololol hahahahah.
Engineer: I know engineering, and my gut instinct tells me to fix it!
Biologist: I know biology, and your gut instinct is full of shit.
Why did the researchers want all the shore birds high on marijuana? They wanted to leave no tern unstoned.
Person 1: I heard oxygen and magnesium went on a date.
Person 2: OMg!
I would say a good joke, but all the good ones Argon.
Why did people bully Steven Hawking?
Because he couldn't stand up for himself.
Stephen Hawking:
Q: Who Made Stephen Hawkins' Wheel Chair?
A:) Tesla
What's the difference between flat earthers and my grandfather? Flat earthers are more disconnected from reality than my grandfather is disconnected from his life support.