What do you call people who go to space? Icetronauts lolololol hahahahah.
Science Jokes
Engineer: I know engineering, and my gut instinct tells me to fix it!
Biologist: I know biology, and your gut instinct is full of shit.
Why did the researchers want all the shore birds high on marijuana?
They wanted to leave no tern unstoned.
Person 1: I heard oxygen and magnesium went on a date.
Person 2: OMg!
I would say a good joke, but all the good ones Argon.
Why did people bully Steven Hawking?
Because he couldn't stand up for himself.
Stephen Hawking:
Q: Who Made Stephen Hawkins' Wheel Chair?
A:) Tesla
What's the difference between flat earthers and my grandfather? Flat earthers are more disconnected from reality than my grandfather is disconnected from his life support.
3+3=****
Flat Earthers
Stephen Hawking only died because he tried to install Windows 10, and his hard drive corrupted.
There is a thin line between death and life!
You won't live to see it.....
The Cardiogram will!!
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down!
Stephen Hawking is not dead; he just needs to charge.
You're so fat, astronomers discovered a planet larger than Earth but smaller than Uranus.
Why didn’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
He couldn’t climb the stairway.
Stephen Hawking said there is no God.
2018 God said there is no Stephen Hawking.
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad husband?
Because he doesn't stand up for his wife.
Want to know why some astronomers are gay?
It’s because they want to be in Uranus.
He died because he rolled too far away from the wall outlet and got unplugged.
