What did Stephen Hawking's wife say to him when he came home drunk?
Nothing... she couldn't tell.
Science Jokes
Steven Hawking died. I said, "Why? Did his wheelchair break?"
What did Stephen Hawking's computer say when he died?
"ERROR"
It's weird how Stephen Hawking's last name sounds like "walking and talking," but he could not do either of those!
If Stephen Hawking got into a fight, he could not stand up for himself.
It sucks that Stephen Hawking died so soon, the new Intel update just came out.
I saw Stephen Hawking using an ATM. It is nice to see he had found someone before he shut down.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Not Stephen Hawking."
Now touring: Stephen Hawking unplugged.
Why did Stephen Hawking roll across the road?
Because he had amyotrophic lateral sclerosis.
I heard he's doing a revival tour next month. It's called "Stephen Hawking Unplugged."
Stephen Hawking died crossing the road. He was hit by a Universal Serial Bus.
Stephen Hawking died because his wife misunderstood him when he said, "My Windows Needs Updating." She had the double glazing removed, and he fell out and died.
Who is Stephen Hawking's wife?
The American Siri.
What do you call Stephen Hawking when he eats too much?
As fat as Ben Dingley.
He might have been a Fortnite player. Respect him.
How does Stephen Hawking take a shit? He logs out.
You know what really grinds my gears? Robots and liars...for example that Stephen Hawking fella. He sure looks and sounds like a robot!! And a major liar too! If he wanted to show me how smart he really was he would have figured out how to get up out of that four wheeler and tell me how smart he is!!!!!
What is Hawking's number one song? The Beach Boys: "I Get Around."
Don't worry, Stephen Hawking isn't dead.
They have just got to copy and paste his memory onto a USB.
