Science Fiction jokes
If life was like Pacific Rim, I'd say your mom's pussy was a category 5.
Why don't Jedis make puns that often?
They usually have to force them. (I hate myself for that!)
Spock went to the Enterprise's toilet and he knocked on it. "Kirk, are you in there?" Spock asked.
Kirk answered, "Hold on, I am making a captain's log."
Q: What did Darth Vader say to his smashed wristwatch?
A: I find your lack of face disturbing.
What does Stephen King call his wife...
The black hole.
I ate a time machine once, it was very time-consuming. Especially when I went back four seconds.
How do you know you're following a DeLorean? The white line disappears.
Why did they invent glow-in-the-dark condoms? So gay guys can play Star Wars.
What weapon does a fat Jedi use?
A heavy saber.
What did the bounty hunter call his favorite dog?
His Boba Pet.
What do you call a Jedi that can use the force to fly?
A Jedi Flight.
Where do the Borg eat fast food?
Borger King.
Three Vulcans walk into a bar.
The bartender asks the first Vulcan, "Y'all want a drink?" The first Vulcan says, "I don't know."
The bartender asks the second Vulcan, "Y'all want a drink?" The second Vulcan says, "I don't know."
The bartender asks Spock, "Y'all want a drink?" Spock says, "Yes."
What did Spock encounter in the Enterprise toilet?
The Captain's Log.
What did Captain Picard say when he brought his sewing machine to the repairman? -- "Make it sew."
How many ears does Captain Picard have?
Three: A left ear, a right ear, and a final front-ear.
Why was Han Solo so suspicious when he put his penis inside Princess Leia for the first time?
Because it was Luke warm.
Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the sequence 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? -- Because Yoda was in charge of the sequence.
Odo walks down the alley and turns into a bar.
A time traveler walks into a bar.
He orders a beer and a shot of whiskey.