Science Fiction jokes
What happens when the terminator pees?
Gasoline descent.
What do Star Trek and toilet paper have in common?
Both fly around Uranus and wipe out Klingons!
What is an orphan's favorite quote in Star Wars?
"I am your father."
What does General Grievous say after he gets his penis growth pills?
A fine addition to my erection.
What is Obi-Wan Kenobi's greatest enemy?
The low ground.
When you are going back to where you live from a place that is a time zone behind where you live:
"Looks like I am going back to the future!"
What do your underwear and the Starship Enterprise have in common?
They are both concerned about “Klingons near your anus”.
Hello, I'm C-3PO. And this is my brother, WD-40.
I bought a Dalek egg timer recently...
After a few minutes, it shouts, "Eggs terminate!"
I wonder if Stephen Hawking has ever watched Avengers: Endgame... Oh wait, he can't.
What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?
R2 Detour.
Hey guys, it's an alien!
I don't want to date an alien.
What does the starship Enterprise & toilet paper have in common?
Answer: They both circle Ur-Anus looking for Kling-Ons!
Why did the cloud apply to stormtrooper training school?
He mist.
Stormtroopers, I guess they never miss, huh?
What do you call a homeless bounty hunter?
Hobo Fett!
Stormtrooper: Hey Palpatine! Luke is Vader's son.
Palpatine: Knew it.
Imperial Pilot: What do you think about the new Tie fighter?
Palpatine: Flew it.
What does a Tusken Raider eat after his meal?
Some desert!