What do your underwear and the Starship Enterprise have in common?
They are both concerned about “Klingons near your anus”.
Hello, I'm C-3PO. And this is my brother, WD-40.
I bought a Dalek egg timer recently...
After a few minutes, it shouts, "Eggs terminate!"
I wonder if Stephen Hawking has ever watched Avengers: Endgame... Oh wait, he can't.
What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?
R2 Detour.
Hey guys, it's an alien!
I don't want to date an alien.
What does the starship Enterprise & toilet paper have in common?
Answer: They both circle Ur-Anus looking for Kling-Ons!
Why did the cloud apply to stormtrooper training school?
He mist.
Stormtroopers, I guess they never miss, huh?
What do you call a homeless bounty hunter?
Hobo Fett!
Stormtrooper: Hey Palpatine! Luke is Vader's son.
Palpatine: Knew it.
Imperial Pilot: What do you think about the new Tie fighter?
Palpatine: Flew it.
What does a Tusken Raider eat after his meal?
Some desert!
If life was like Pacific Rim, I'd say your mom's pussy was a category 5.
Why don't Jedis make puns that often?
They usually have to force them. (I hate myself for that!)
Spock went to the Enterprise's toilet and he knocked on it. "Kirk, are you in there?" Spock asked.
Kirk answered, "Hold on, I am making a captain's log."
Q: What did Darth Vader say to his smashed wristwatch?
A: I find your lack of face disturbing.
What does Stephen King call his wife...
The black hole.
I ate a time machine once, it was very time-consuming. Especially when I went back four seconds.
