when you’re the only one nice to the quiet kid.

kid: i like you… don’t go to school tomorrow.

whats yellow and cant swim?

a school bus full of children

Why can’t Orphans pick up their phone after school…? Because they need their parents to go pick it up

I used to get pushed and called lazy in school

Man, I loved that wheelchair

High school students are also more interesting to see but they are you on your way just kidding 🤣

Why can’t people in wheelchairs pass high school? The pacer test.

“so I was at high school one day in the bathrooms and I’m circumcised and the kid next to me wasn’t so he showed me his pp and he had a foreskin so I was just playing with it until the teacher walked in, then I got fired…”

What has more brains than a student in a school shooting, the wall behind them

whats the difference between a gun and chips when you bring it to class everyone starts wanting to be your friend.

2019 Senior Prank- Hey fellas lets black out the school haha were so sneaky oh yes

2020 Senior Prank- Hey guys I’m a tech whiz let’s spread a rumor on the internet saying a disease called the corona virus exists! Haha it’s be so funny and good even the whole world might fall for it

Everyone in December 2020- looks at tech whiz “…you son of a (censored)!!!” Tech whiz- “you guys are the (censored)s I mean you fell for it for a whole year

So one day I was walking home from school with my best friend sally. She was worried to get home because she was going to tell her mom that bob the class rep got her pregnant a eight months ago and now it was obvious she was pregnant. So I said “sally it’ll be ok I’m sure she’ll be happy to get a grandson” “yeah thanks suzy” she said to me then went into her house. The next few weeks she didn’t show up to school so I was like oh she must be in trouble with her mom I’ll go check on her So I walk up to her house and her mom answers with a baby boy in her hands “oh hello. Is that Sally’s son!! Can I see sally?” Her mom says sure and I go inside but she leads me to the backyard and I see a tombstone “here lies sally 2004-2020” so I ask her mom in tears “oh did she not make it through the birth?” And her mom replied “you could say that…”

Why was the orphan able to avoid getting into trouble at school?

Because they couldn’t call his parents!

My childhood tormentor was at school. I walked through so I could get to class. And then he said, “Hey you donkey.” I said, "Thank you, I’m so happy that I’m something, not nothing like you. And I gave him a pink lollipop. He walked off. And I became popular. Or should I say, Lolli-Popular. Sorry

Teacher: Great! You’re studying in break time! Student: Thank you. I heard that it is good to study before sleep.

Teacher: Great! You’re studying in break time! Student: Thank you. I heard that it is good to study before sleep.

What is the leader of the school supplies ?

The ruler!

Want to know why parents don’t get school shooting jokes? Because they are aimed at a younger audience.

Teacher: Great! You’re studying in break time! Student: Thank you. I heard that it is good to study before sleep.

🎨🧑🏻‍🦰 day was that good fun day at home 🏠 I had to the earth and I love it when you get a home and walk walk home from school and walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home 🏠 was your birthday 🎁 I did

Why do orphans have to be homeschooled. Because they cant be home schooled

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