How did the Emo kid bag all the cheerleaders? He hit them all when he started shooting his shot
Why was Wacko Jacko willing to write a song for the film Free Willy?
He thought that the film's title was a nice phrase to yell out in primary school playgrounds.
Why don't parents get school shooting jokes? They're aimed at a younger audience.
How do you start a school shooting at a black school? Call the cops
My son told me he has to bring an object for show and tell at school
So I had him bring my wife
What is the difference between an Isis training, camp and a school?
Not sure I just fly the drone
My teacher walked up to the emo kid and told him, "I like ur striped red and tan gloves" and she asked "where did you get them?" The emo kid replied, "oh I made the red stripes myself"
The teacher asked the class to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence
Molly put up her hand and said, “My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating."
The teacher said, “That was good, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate,’ not 'fascinating'.”
Sally raised her hand. She said, “My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated.”
The teacher said, “Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate’.”
Little Johnny raised his hand, but the teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word “fascinate,” so she called on him.
Johnny said, “My aunt Carolyn has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight!”
The teacher sat down and cried.
Me yelling every gay slur to get suspended
I’m in catholic school
Whats the difference between a school in Pakistan and an Al Qaeda base?
Not too sure. I just fly the drone.
Cheap oil, no immigration and no school shootings.
Corona did what Trump promised
Voting is like doing a group project in school
I did my part, but I’m worried the rest of you are going to fuck this up
Son to mother: "Mom, all the kids in the school are making fun of me because I am still a virgin."
Mother: "Well, start giving them bad grades and they will stop."
Q: Why do Americans fish with guns?
A: To shoot up the whole school
