School jokes
Teacher: Tell me about the history of Tsar Nicholas (blah blah blah).
Student: How should I know, that's his story?
What did the boy say to his brother at chemistry class?
"Hey BrO!"
Are multiple choice questions too easy?
A) Yes.
What do you do when you finish a magazine in school?
Answer: You shoot it!
Why was eight afraid of seven? Because 7, 8, 9!
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Why do school shooters have the best shots?
They train at the best schools. 🤣🤣🧇🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂
You know that your grades are bad when you get a 66% on a test and your grade goes up.
Where do smart hotdogs end up?
On the honor roll!
What are you willing to write in your notebook? These nuts.
My dad went to school saying dad jokes. I was embarrassed and I cried with a-dult cry.
What’s the difference between 69 and High School?
In 69 you usually only kiss one c*nt and look at one a**hole.
Imagine you go to school, right? You hit the curve, the bus driver be like, "Ahhh, how do I stop the bus?" Students from the bus jump from the windows. One of the students: "That's a YOU problem."
We have a new member of staff here today. He has no arms, no legs, and no body. He will be known as "The Head."
What does an orphan do on school parents' day? Nothing.
Why doesn't Laila in UHS need an insult?
Have a look at her face!
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into the school fire and said, "Hot wheels!"
One way to not pick up a girl is to say, “Are you an American school because I wanna shoot kids into you?” I tried it on a girl, and she is now terrified to come near me.
How was I supposed to know she was already pregnant?
I’m enyaw and I fancy my PE teacher. She is called Kelly Pearce and I go to Beckfoot Oakbank. I always watch her because I am a creep. I live at school under the stairs, but I also try [to] follow her home, and if I'm unsuccessful I look her up on a dodgy website and go on Google maps and look at her door.
High school crush: Why do you always look so sad?
Me: My mom is dead, and my favorite grandma, and my uncle killed both of them, and now he's in jail.
High school crush: Shit. Sorry about that.
Me: And my crush hasn't asked me out.
High school crush: Who is it?
Me: You.
Him: Goodbye (as he runs away and never comes back)
Me: Fuck that.
One day little Jonny is in class. It is the second day back to school. The teacher is annoyed with the kids, so she goes to the front of the class and says, "If you think you are stupid, stand up." Little Jonny stood up.
The teacher asked him, "Why do you think you're stupid?" Little Jonny said, "I don't think I am stupid."
Then the teacher asked little Jonny why he stood up. Then little Jonny replied, "I just felt bad seeing you standing here alone."