School jokes
What are you willing to write in your notebook? These nuts.
You know that your grades are bad when you get a 66% on a test and your grade goes up.
Where do smart hotdogs end up?
On the honor roll!
Why can’t orphans go on field trips? Because they need parent permission.
What does an orphan do on school parents' day? Nothing.
Are multiple choice questions too easy?
A) Yes.
We have a new member of staff here today. He has no arms, no legs, and no body. He will be known as "The Head."
Imagine you go to school, right? You hit the curve, the bus driver be like, "Ahhh, how do I stop the bus?" Students from the bus jump from the windows. One of the students: "That's a YOU problem."
My dad went to school saying dad jokes. I was embarrassed and I cried with a-dult cry.
What’s the difference between 69 and High School?
In 69 you usually only kiss one c*nt and look at one a**hole.
Why doesn't Laila in UHS need an insult?
Have a look at her face!
Teacher: Tell me about the history of Tsar Nicholas (blah blah blah).
Student: How should I know, that's his story?
A teacher says to her class one day, "Whoever answers my next question can go home."
A boy throws his bag out the window.
The teacher asks, "Who just threw that?"
The boy says, "Me! I’m going home now."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Pencil.
Pencil who?
Oh, never mind, it's pointless.
There was a fire at my high school when I was in Year 7.
When the local newspaper interviewed my teacher, they asked her how she was seeing the "bright side" of it.
She said, "Well, at least our new students got a warm welcome!"
54 students died that day.
Why do elves go to school?
To learn the elf-abet.
I made a pencil with two erasers. It was pointless.
Chuck: Do you have holes in your underpants?
Teacher: No, of course not.
Chuck: Then how do you get your feet through?
Knock knock. Who's there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Never mind, it's pointless!
Teacher: What’s 2+2?
Jimmy: 2+2=feEesh
Teacher: Well, Jimmy I can see you're going places, not college, but places.