School jokes

What does an orphan do on school parents' day? Nothing.

There was a fire at my high school when I was in Year 7.

When the local newspaper interviewed my teacher, they asked her how she was seeing the "bright side" of it.

She said, "Well, at least our new students got a warm welcome!"

54 students died that day.

What did the boy say to his brother at chemistry class?

"Hey BrO!"

A teacher says to her class one day, "Whoever answers my next question can go home."

A boy throws his bag out the window.

The teacher asks, "Who just threw that?"

The boy says, "Me! I’m going home now."

Why do elves go to school?

To learn the elf-abet.

Why can’t orphans go on field trips? Because they need parent permission.

Why did the rapper go to school?

To improve his FLOW-CABULARY!

The fact I couldn't hear the announcements at my school because the boys in my advisory are clapping with no hands should be a joke just in itself. They were making sexual faces as well, oh, and don't forget the moaning they do.

I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into the school fire and said, "Hot wheels!"

I feel bad for the kids at Sandy Hook. All they wanted was books, but got magazines instead.

One way to not pick up a girl is to say, “Are you an American school because I wanna shoot kids into you?” I tried it on a girl, and she is now terrified to come near me.

How was I supposed to know she was already pregnant?

How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch?

Give them a Sandy Hook.

What do you call an autistic kid in a school shooting?

Target practice.

What is the difference between an Isis training camp and a school?

Not sure, I just fly the drone.

I went fishing with my grandpa, and my fishing line caught the attention of a school of fish. I told him to get my gun.

A black man said, "Where are the young ones?"

What do you call a 5th grader with no friends?

Sandy Hook survivor.

My biology teacher told us "get out nice and sharp colored pencils." Does she mean as sharp as in the blades I use to cut myself?

What's the difference between a school in Pakistan and an Al Qaeda base?

Not too sure. I just fly the drone.

After I see an anime boy acting cool,

Me at school acting cool:

My brothers: "He's just acting cool."

Me: I'm gonna kill u 0.0

I threw a paper airplane at the twin sisters. The teacher was upset. I guess they don't read the news.