School jokes

I asked my mom what her biggest regret was for a project at school, and she said, "Oh, go look in the bathroom above the sink..." There was a mirror.

What's a smart person's favorite candy? Nerds! :D

The extra detention didn't do much, but the extra chromosome definitely did.

When I got to school, they gave me an Acer laptop, so I went up to the teacher and aced her.

What grade is the worst, like if in elementary?

I was in math class when my teacher gave us homework, and she said to me, "You're gonna get an F this time." So I went back home, and f**k my teacher.

I felt bad for the orphan because he couldn't go on a field trip, you know why?

Parent signature: _________

I found a key that works for every door at my school.

Q: Why can emos wear dog collars at school, but people can't wear hats? WTF school!

True fact: School shooters aren’t dangerous to you if you're the school shooter.

Is there a really annoying girl at your school and she's so fake? Well, say this:

Me: Hey, I have a nickname for you.

Her: Really? What?

Me: Sweet-in-low.

Her: Why?

Me: Because you're artificial.

Teacher told me to turn in my essay, but I ain't no snitch, fool.

Are multiple choice questions too easy?

A) Yes.

We have a new member of staff here today. He has no arms, no legs, and no body. He will be known as "The Head."

What are you willing to write in your notebook? These nuts.

You know that your grades are bad when you get a 66% on a test and your grade goes up.

Where do smart hotdogs end up?

On the honor roll!

Imagine you go to school, right? You hit the curve, the bus driver be like, "Ahhh, how do I stop the bus?" Students from the bus jump from the windows. One of the students: "That's a YOU problem."

My dad went to school saying dad jokes. I was embarrassed and I cried with a-dult cry.

What does an orphan do on school parents' day? Nothing.