School jokes
What do you get when you have a class of kids and a speeding car?
A 24 killstreak!
Someone forgot to do half the questions in the history test.
And that's what made him go down in history.
Teacher's pen is RED, our pen is BLUE, she is marking an EGG on my marksheet, left with questions and no CLUE.
I pushed my best friend's chair in class. Now I kinda feel bad that he was in a wheelchair.
New teacher: Everyone stand up if you think you are stupid.
Student: Stands up.
Teacher: Why did you stand up?
Student: I hate seeing you stand up there by yourself.
Memes
What's the difference between a terrorist base and an elementary school?
— Don't ask me. How should I know? I'm just the drone pilot.
Why can’t an orphan go on the field trip?
Answer: They don’t have a parent’s signature.
The fact I couldn't hear the announcements at my school because the boys in my advisory are clapping with no hands should be a joke just in itself. They were making sexual faces as well, oh, and don't forget the moaning they do.
I’m always the first person in line at school for lunch.
I just cut everyone.
Where do surfers go to school?
Boarding school.
I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.
Student: It's hot in here.
Teacher: That's because I'm in here.
What do you call a 5th grader with no friends?
Sandy Hook survivor.
I wore a purple outfit to school, and some Indian kid called me Thanos, so I called him Vision and tried pulling the red dot off his head.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CABULARY!
What do you call an autistic kid in a school shooting?
Target practice.
Why is the blind kid popular?
He can't see the middle fingers.
If an emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight, the quiet kid would win because the emo kid would hang himself to death.
Why did the skeleton not go to prom?
Because he had no body to go with.
What is an orphan's favorite part of school homework?