School jokes
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into the school fire and said, "Hot wheels!"
I feel bad for the kids at Sandy Hook. All they wanted was books, but got magazines instead.
One way to not pick up a girl is to say, “Are you an American school because I wanna shoot kids into you?” I tried it on a girl, and she is now terrified to come near me.
How was I supposed to know she was already pregnant?
How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch?
Give them a Sandy Hook.
What do you call an autistic kid in a school shooting?
Target practice.
What is the difference between an Isis training camp and a school?
Not sure, I just fly the drone.
I went fishing with my grandpa, and my fishing line caught the attention of a school of fish. I told him to get my gun.
A black man said, "Where are the young ones?"
What do you call a 5th grader with no friends?
Sandy Hook survivor.
My biology teacher told us "get out nice and sharp colored pencils." Does she mean as sharp as in the blades I use to cut myself?
What's the difference between a school in Pakistan and an Al Qaeda base?
Not too sure. I just fly the drone.
After I see an anime boy acting cool,
Me at school acting cool:
My brothers: "He's just acting cool."
Me: I'm gonna kill u 0.0
I threw a paper airplane at the twin sisters. The teacher was upset. I guess they don't read the news.
What is an orphan's favorite part of school homework?
Chuck: Do you have holes in your underpants?
Teacher: No, of course not.
Chuck: Then how do you get your feet through?
Knock knock. Who's there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Never mind, it's pointless!
Teacher: What’s 2+2?
Jimmy: 2+2=feEesh
Teacher: Well, Jimmy I can see you're going places, not college, but places.
I made a pencil with two erasers. It was pointless.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Pencil.
Pencil who?
Oh, never mind, it's pointless.
What did the math book say to the guidance counselor?
I wore a purple outfit to school, and some Indian kid called me Thanos, so I called him Vision and tried pulling the red dot off his head.