School jokes
What do teachers eat? They eat square stuff.
Teacher told me to turn in my essay, but I ain't no snitch, fool.
Teacher's pen is RED, our pen is BLUE, she is marking an EGG on my marksheet, left with questions and no CLUE.
Why can’t an orphan go on the field trip?
Answer: They don’t have a parent’s signature.
New teacher: Everyone stand up if you think you are stupid.
Student: Stands up.
Teacher: Why did you stand up?
Student: I hate seeing you stand up there by yourself.
What's the difference between a terrorist base and an elementary school?
— Don't ask me. How should I know? I'm just the drone pilot.
Me explaining to the school nurse that ice can't cure everything.
Nurse: hOW DaRe yOu OpPosE mE mORtAl!
I found a key that works for every door at my school.
What grade is the worst, like if in elementary?
I felt bad for the orphan because he couldn't go on a field trip, you know why?
Parent signature: _________
The extra detention didn't do much, but the extra chromosome definitely did.
Q: Why can emos wear dog collars at school, but people can't wear hats? WTF school!
When I got to school, they gave me an Acer laptop, so I went up to the teacher and aced her.
(Kids Doing A Science Project.) Kid 1: Did you bring Uranus?
Kid 2: Never leave home without it.
I was walking down the street one day, and I passed the gun store. I walked in, and everything was half off. I didn’t know back-to-school sales had started already!
What do you do when you finish a magazine in school?
Answer: You shoot it!
Why was eight afraid of seven? Because 7, 8, 9!
Why do school shooters have the best shots?
They train at the best schools. 🤣🤣🧇🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil? It's pointless.
What did the boy say to his brother at chemistry class?
"Hey BrO!"