School Jokes

I say 1 2 3 all the kids bullied me but now they're not so cool cuz I shot up the school

My son told me he has to bring an object for show and tell at school

So I had him bring my wife

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I will always remember the last noise i hear in my school, "oogga booga motherf****rs," click, boom

A student got a bad lettered grade so the next day he came back with his own lettered grade in his backpack an A....... K47

Why are school shooting jokes so funny?

Answer: The bullets hit your funny bone!

Say what you want against pedophiles, but they slow down in school zones.

Guess who I saw at school today?

Everyone I looked at. loooooooool

Little Johnny went to school and right before class started, he pulled down his pants and said "Little fishy, little fishy, little fishy." After that, his teacher told him to put on his pants and go to the office. The principal asked him what he did, so he pulled down his pants and said "Little fishy, little fishy, little fishy." Then the principal called his mom. The mom got there and took little Johnny home. They got in the car, and his mother asked "Johnny, what did you do this time? So johnny pulled his pants and said "Little fishy, little fishy, little fishy." Once they got home his dad was off work and heard that johnny was coming home early from school, once again he asked johnny what he did. Johnny pulled down his pants and said "Little fishy, little fishy, little fishy." After that, his dad was surprised so his dad pulled down his pants and said "Big whale, big whale."

There was a guy called manners on called poo and called shut up One day manners was on his way to pick up poo from school A police officer stopped shut up and said police: what’s you name Shut up: shut up Police:weres your manners?! Shut up: picking up poo