people talking me asking whats the worst day in the year for them. Person 1: The first day of school cause i don’t like going to school

Person 2: Valentines day cause its to lovey

Me: oh nice mines my birthday cause its when i was born

My first high-school football game was a lot like my first time having sex… I was bloody and sore at the end, but at least my dad came.

say what you want about pedophiles, but at least they don’t shoot up schools.

Why did the pirate kids ride the short bus to school?

Because they were retarrrrrrrrrded

A student got a bad lettered grade so the next day he came back with his own lettered grade in his backpack an A… K47

A class is being taught when Bill Clinton walks in. He asks the class, " What is a tragedy?" One kid, named Jim, raises his hand and says, “if my family and I got ran over by a truck, that would be a tragedy.” Bill Clinton replies, “That would be an accident, not a tragedy.” A couple of seconds later, Audrey raises her hand and says, “If a school shooting would happen and 10 kids died, that would be a tragedy.” Bill Clinton replies once again with: “That would be a great loss, not a tragedy.” All of the kids are confused now when all of a sudden Matthew says “If you and Hillary Clinton were on an airplane and it got blown up, that would be a tragedy!” “Yes!” Says Bill Clinton “How do you know?” Matthew says happily, “It is definitely not an accident, and certainly not a great loss!”

A rapist walks into a school and asks if they had 5 year olds in the school and the teacher replies “are you that same person who took Jimmy?” the man replies “yes” and the teacher says “Take susie too she’s being a little bitch.”

A kid milks a cow and goes to school and tells his friends I milk a cow and it took awhile for it to warm up and his brother came over and said we don’t have cows we have Bulls

Why Did The Columbine High School Basketball Team Lose The Big Game? Because They Lost Their Two Best Shooters…

School and Boot Camp are a lot alike, the only difference is that in school you don’t have to get deployed to get shot at

What did the Indian boy say to his mother as he left for school? – Mumbai!

The quiet kid starts playing Pumped Up Kicks in the parking lot before school.

What do you think is going through kids heads during school shootings. Bullets

What’s a school shooters favorite anime

Assassination classroom

Commander: "Fire a warning shot" Soldier: "Sir, this is a M32 grenade launcher" Commander: "potato, potato, just fire" Soldier: fires M32 grenade launcher near a pre-school Commander: “They’re trying to run, TAKE THEM DOWN!”

An american is touring the Soviet union. A russian takes him to a school so he can see what its like. He asks the kids if they like the Soviet Union. All of the kids say yes they love it. All but one. That kid bursts out crying. The american asks whats wrong and he cries “I want to live in the Soviet Union!”

We don’t have school shooters we have special ed breeches

What did the Bull say to his son when he was going of to school? BISON!!!

Want to know why parents don’t get school shooting jokes? Because they are aimed at a younger audience.

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