Teacher:"What is the opposite of the following sentence: 'Children in the dark make mistakes'?" Student:"Mistakes in the dark make children"
Dad: School is cancelled, I think your teacher died or something Me: Wow they found the body already? Dad: :/
How do you tell the difference between a Palestinian elementary school and a terrorist training camp? Answer... I don't know, I just fly the drone.
When the school shooter throws a smoke bomb into the classroom and the autistic kid thinks it's a dance party.
What does a light bulb and a school shooter have in common? They both light up the room
I was asked at school to draw a line across the paper But instead I showed them my wrists
In preschool, i confessed my love to my crush, and she rejected me. As heartbroken as i was, i sucked it up and went back to teaching.
Little johnnys teacher asks him "Johnny ,do you pray before you eat?" little johnny says "I dont need to, my mum makes good food.
I got kicked out of the school library for placing a women’s rights book in the fiction section
Wanted to get the scoop on history of ice cream, so I went to Sunday school.
The depressed kid at school tried giving the tree a high five
It left him hanging
Teacher: I used to be an orphan once.
Student: OOFT
Teacher: Who are we missing?
Student: Your parents
What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish?
The fish can swim
What's a school shooter's favourite flower?
Columbine
My friends and I were talking about this really ugly girl at our school. For some reason, she had the same name as me.
What do you call a happy child swinging with her friends at recess?
Not Sally.
The quiet kid starts playing Pumped Up Kicks in the parking lot before school.
Son - Dad I've been expelled from school for having sex with a girl in my class Dad - Son that's the 2nd school this year! Maybe teaching isn't for you!
The teacher is asking you a question. Teacher: If your biggest dream came true, what would you be? Me: dead.
A white dad,a priest and a rhabi all run out a burning school and the dad says “what about the kids” and the rhabi reply’s to him saying “fuck the kids” and the priest says “think we got enough time”
