School jokes
A student got a bad letter grade, so the next day he came back with his own letter grade in his backpack: an A-K47.
A Sunday school teacher asked her children on the way to service, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?" One little girl replied, "Because people are sleeping."
Like this if you are in elementary, middle school, or high school.
Why are we depressed? Is it because of that bully in your school, or because you have acne? How about when you listen to your sad song playlist? Maybe it's because you have no friends? Or is it the fact your anime girlfriend is fake? T^T
I will always remember the last noise I hear in my school, "oogga booga motherf***ers," click, boom!
I’m happy to be with my EA when I go to school.
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
So he could get into high school.
What do you call a broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless!
How is everyone? I just started school. Sixth grade, yeah!
Did you hear about the school shooting joke? Well, I won't tell you it's aimed at a younger audience.
So, a kid is taking a test, and the paper says, "In a pink bungalow, there's a pink fridge, a pink bed, a pink TV, and a pink cat. What color are the stairs?"
So the kid answers pink, like the idiot he is.
Where do math teachers go on vacation? Times Square.
Teacher: What month is it?
Quiet kid: AUG-ust.
Classroom: Visible concern.
When you decide to turn your high school into your personal shooting range, but you don’t give any proper notice except for a bullet to the head...
Your mama is so fat that when she wears yellow, kids run after her thinking they missed the school bus.
Dad: School is canceled, I think your teacher died or something.
Me: Wow, they found the body already?
Dad: :/
I was gonna do a school shooter joke, but it was aimed at younger audiences.
When the school shooter breaks into the classroom, and you look at your friend because it's the kid you predicted.
One Tuesday afternoon, Little Jonny decides he wants extra homework, so he went to his teacher and said, "Hello, can I have extra homework this week?"
The teacher replied with, "Sure, be at my house Friday afternoon to cut my lawn, polish the counters, scrub the baseboards, scrub and paint the walls!"
And Johnny replied with, "That's not what I meant, but at least I'll get paid!"
The teacher said, "How about $200 each job?"
Johnny replied with, "OK."
Friday afternoon at her house, after Johnny does all the jobs, he asked for his payment and the teacher laughed and said, "You do know that Tuesday was April Fools' Day, right?"
School is like a boner. It's long and hard unless you're Asian.