I came home from school One day and told my cat a kid at school said I was an idiot and told me to go kick rocks so I did except I kicked him out him and I called him the idiot for not moving out of the way
What is a school shooter’s favorite animal??
A Desert Eagle
A student got a bad lettered grade so the next day he came back with his own lettered grade in his backpack an A… K47
Why did the pirate kids ride the short bus to school?
Because they were retarrrrrrrrrded
When the school shooters finally leaves your class room but then the autistic kid next you sketchers light up
What did the Indian boy say to his mother as he left for school? – Mumbai!
Commander: "Fire a warning shot" Soldier: "Sir, this is a M32 grenade launcher" Commander: "potato, potato, just fire" Soldier: fires M32 grenade launcher near a pre-school Commander: “They’re trying to run, TAKE THEM DOWN!”
School and Boot Camp are a lot alike, the only difference is that in school you don’t have to get deployed to get shot at
A rapist walks into a school and asks if they had 5 year olds in the school and the teacher replies “are you that same person who took Jimmy?” the man replies “yes” and the teacher says “Take susie too she’s being a little bitch.”
What is the leader of the school supplies ?
Why Did The Columbine High School Basketball Team Lose The Big Game? Because They Lost Their Two Best Shooters…
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school? so he could get into high school
My first high-school football game was a lot like my first time having sex… I was bloody and sore at the end, but at least my dad came.
Alright kids! Find a good places to stop! Then, out of the blue, Billy died. But hey, he went to a better place.
An american is touring the Soviet union. A russian takes him to a school so he can see what its like. He asks the kids if they like the Soviet Union. All of the kids say yes they love it. All but one. That kid bursts out crying. The american asks whats wrong and he cries “I want to live in the Soviet Union!”
The quiet kid starts playing Pumped Up Kicks in the parking lot before school.
I got kicked out of the school library for placing a women’s rights book in the fiction section
say what you want about pedophiles, but at least they don’t shoot up schools.
When a school shooter walks to the intercom and plays pumped up kicks
What’s yellow and cant swim?
A school bus full of screaming children.