A man shoots up a School and then fakes his own death, he then later returns to shoot up the same school, he repeats the prosses a few times untill the police catch him, when they ask why he did it, he replied "I wondered when you would check if i was still breathing"
Quiet kid: "I'm home!" Parents: "What did you learn at school today?" Quiet kid: "I've learned that I've had enough!"
Where do you learn to make ice cream? -- Sundae school.
I was going to go hunting but then I realized, schools are closed due to covid.
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Eric's mom asked to his son why his bag is heavy and if it is because of books. Eric replied "No, magazines"
When the school shooter throws a smoke bomb into the classroom and the autistic kid thinks it's a dance party.
Jack and Molly are sitting in school one day. Molly is asleep when the teacher asks her a question, “Molly, who created Heaven and Earth?”
Jack sees Molly is sleeping and quickly pokes her with a sharp pencil.
“Jesus Christ almighty!” shouts Molly.
“Correct,” says the teacher.
The next day the teacher asks, “Molly, who created Heaven and Earth?”
Molly is again asleep and is poked by Jack’s pencil.
“Jesus Christ almighty!” she shouts.
“Correct again,” says the teacher.
The next day, for a 3rd time, Molly is asleep.
This time the teacher asks her, “What did Eve say to Adam when she had so many children?”
Jack pokes Molly with the pencil again, and this time Molly screams “If you stick that thing in me one more time I’m going to crack it in half!”
Why did the girl 👧 bring lipstick 💄 to beauty school?
Because she had a make-up exam.
The depressed kid at school tried giving the tree a high five
It left him hanging
What's a school shooter's favourite flower?
Columbine
My friends and I were talking about this really ugly girl at our school. For some reason, she had the same name as me.
What is the difference between a Taliban outpost and a Pakistani primary school?
I don't know... I just fly the drone
the gay kid tried to shoot up the school but his shots would not go straight
Where do math teachers go on vacation times Square
Dad: What did you learn in school today?
Timmy: Not enough, I guess, ‘cus I gotta go back tomorrow.
When the school shooter kills the teacher and the autistic kid declares communism
Those poor kids at Sandy Hook, all they wanted was books. Instead, they got magazines
somebody called the cops for a school shooting, what a snitch
Happy land for kids Hello guys imagine if we had no school and we get to do whatever we want with out parents telling us what to do! What place would you want to call it and what would the fun things we get to do be? I would call "Happy world for kids". Leave a comment telling me what it be called! enjoy! :)
