Where do you learn to make ice cream? – Sundae school.

I’m happy to be with my ea when I go to school

Why did the royal wedding get more publicity than a school shooting. Cause a royal wedding doesn’t happen once a week.

whats the difference between al qaeda and ms frizzle? One flew a plane into the twin towers one flew a bus into the school

What do you call an all you can eat buffet for a Pedophile? A school bus.

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school? so he could get into high school

When the school shooters finally leaves your class room but then the autistic kid next you sketchers light up

What’s the difference between an ISIS training center and a school??

I don’t know, I just fly the drone

Pickup line; Hey mama you school? Cuz I’d like to shoot some kids up in you

Say what you want against pedophiles, but they slow down in school zones.

There was a guy called manners on called poo and called shut up One day manners was on his way to pick up poo from school A police officer stopped shut up and said police: what’s you name Shut up: shut up Police:weres your manners?! Shut up: picking up poo

Teacher: I’m sorry but you got a 74 on the test Quiet Kid: I’ll show you my own 74 Classroom: visible panic

Why did the royal wedding get more publicity than a school shooting. Cause a royal wedding doesn’t happen once a week.

What time is it when you get home can you walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school Hi

What time is it when you get home can you walk home from school today

Why can’t an orphan get suspended or expelled from school Because they need to contact parents

What is a school shooter’s favorite animal??

A Desert Eagle

I will always remember the last noise i hear in my school, “oogga booga motherf****rs,” click, boom

somebody called the cops for a school shooting, what a snitch

Why did the cloud apply to stormtrooper training school?

He mist.

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