School Jokes

My teacher gave us an assignment and one of the questions was "What do you want to be when you grow up?" I answered "Happy". The teacher said I didn't understand the test, I said to her that she didn't understand life

A man shoots up a School and then fakes his own death, he then later returns to shoot up the same school, he repeats the prosses a few times untill the police catch him, when they ask why he did it, he replied "I wondered when you would check if i was still breathing"

I got kicked out of Social Studies class when my teacher made us watch a women's rights documentary. When he asked us what the genre of the film was, I put my hand up and said "Fiction".

A kid annoyed me the other day. I told him to shut up and go back to his parents. That's the last time I'm going to an orphanage.

Quiet kid: "I'm home!" Parents: "What did you learn at school today?" Quiet kid: "I've learned that I've had enough!"

Where do you learn to make ice cream? -- Sundae school.

What's the difference between a school and an ISIS military base? Don't ask me, I only fly the drone.

I used to get pushed and called lazy in school

Man, I loved that wheelchair

what's the cool thing about bringing a pack of gum or a shotgun to school.

when you pull one out everybody wants to be your friend. :)

This boy was in school one day when he became desparate to go to the bathroom. So he asked the teacher, "May I use the bathroom?"

The teacher replied, "No, not unless you say your alphabet."

So the boy said "a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z."

When he finished, the teacher asked him, "Where's the p?"

The boy replied, "Half way down my leg..."

What do you call a high school student? Alone and depressed.

Theres an outbreak of the foot and mouth disease, it can affect pigs and cows.

I hope my teacher will be ok

School is like a boner. It's long and hard unless you're Asian.

When you accidentally turn in your suicide note instead of your essay to the teacher, but she still gives you an A

A teacher asked his students a math question.

"You have one dollar. Your parents give you five dollars. How much money do you have?"

After some thinking, about half the class raised their hands. The teacher called on a little girl in the front.

"One dollar!" she said.

Eric's mom asked to his son why his bag is heavy and if it is because of books. Eric replied "No, magazines"

I got sent to the principals office for lighting the kid in the wheelchair on fire and calling him hot wheels

What's the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid? It depends on who's shooting.

Dad: Son, everyone in your class got COVID. Son (in a happy tone): I know. Dad: How do you know and why are you so glad? Son: Well yesterday you told me to spread positivity.