School jokes
What is the leader of the school supplies?
The ruler!
Those poor kids at Sandy Hook, all they wanted was books. Instead, they got magazines.
What is better for bus drivers? A. Magic school bus 🚌
What’s the difference between school and prison? One is painted.
Dad: School is canceled, I think your teacher died or something.
Me: Wow, they found the body already?
Dad: :/
A man shoots up a school and then fakes his own death. He then later returns to shoot up the same school. He repeats the process a few times until the police catch him. When they ask why he did it, he replied, "I wondered when you would check if I was still breathing."
When the speedbump in a school zone screams, so you go faster.
What’s an abbreviation for school in America?
Shooting range.
Jokes just as dead as the victims.
A kid is arrested for a school shooting threat. He is then apprehended and asked why he wanted to do this. He responds with, "What do you mean? I already did it." Then the police ran back to the school to apprehend the other people he was planning it with. The cops busted in through the doors, which caused a smoke trap to go off, which then the cops saw three people walk in and the police begin to fire. But as the smoke began to clear, the cops saw that the three people were 16 kids duck taped to rolling poles, 4 per pole. Back at the station, holding the kid being apprehended, the kid puts his feet up on a chair and said, "Aww, it pays to be lazy!"
How are school shooting victims and school shooting jokes similar? They never get old.
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
So he could get into high school.
What is the part of school with all the autistic people called? Downtown.
Why can’t an orphan get suspended or expelled from school? Because they need to contact parents.
I say 1, 2, 3, all the kids bullied me, but now they're not so cool, cuz I shot up the school.
Wanted to get the scoop on history of ice cream, so I went to Sunday school.
The depressed kid at school tried giving the tree a high five.
It left him hanging.
How do you tell the difference between a Palestinian elementary school and a terrorist training camp?
Answer... I don't know, I just fly the drone.
What do you call a high school student?
Alone and depressed.
The moment you realize that school Kahoot! games are more competitive than the Super Bowl.
This boy was in school one day when he became desperate to go to the bathroom.
So he asked the teacher, "May I use the bathroom?"
The teacher replied, "No, not unless you say your alphabet."
So the boy said "a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z."
When he finished, the teacher asked him, "Where's the p?"
The boy replied, "Half way down my leg..."