We don’t have school shooters we have special ed breeches

What did the Bull say to his son when he was going of to school? BISON!!!

What has more brains than a student in a school shooting, the wall behind them

School and Boot Camp are a lot alike, the only difference is that in school you don’t have to get deployed to get shot at

School is like a boner. It’s long and hard unless you’re Asian.

Guess who I saw at school today?

Everyone I looked at. loooooooool

Why did the Royal Wedding get more publicity then the SantaFe school shooting?

Cause Royal Weddings dont happen every week.

Alright kids! Find a good places to stop! Then, out of the blue, Billy died. But hey, he went to a better place.

What did the mentally retarded kid get on his test? Drool

I say 1 2 3 all the kids bullied me but now they’re not so cool cuz I shot up the school

What’s one good thing about child Molesters? They drive slow in a school zone

Teacher: What month is it? Quiet kid: AUG-ust Classroom: visible concern

Teacher: Great! You’re studying in break time! Student: Thank you. I heard that it is good to study before sleep.

Two boys are talking on the bus Boy 1: I feel like i’m forgetting something. Boy 2: hey did you hear about that school shooting last week? Boy 1: oh that’s right

How do fish get to school?

By the octobus.

the columbine high school basketball team hasnt been the same since they lost there 2 best shooters

Why are school shooting jokes so funny?

Answer: The bullets hit your funny bone!

What do you call a school shooting survivor who grows up to be a prostitute on the West Coast?

A Sandy Hooker

I did a good walk and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and people live in the house with my dog I had to a dog and

Why are a gun and a bag of chips alike?

You pull them out at school and everyone wants to be ur friend

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