What did the mentally retarded kid get on his test? Drool
My grandpa may be a pedo but at least he slows down in the school car park
When the school shooter is just about to leave your classroom and you think your in the clear but the Down syndrome kid says “goodbye”
If I was a history teacher I’d make the two twins stand up and throw a paper airplane at them
Turn the comments into a kindergarten fight.
A rapist walks into a school and asks if they had 5 year olds in the school and the teacher replies "are you that same person who took Jimmy?" the man replies "yes" and the teacher says "Take susie too she's being a little bitch."
The depperessd kid getting bullied the bully : you are useless the depperessd kid : i know
Why are Americans so shocked when it comes to Mexican drug cartels?
Because none of the drug lords (or their associates, for that matter) have shot up a school.
My teacher walked up to the emo kid and told him, "I like ur striped red and tan gloves" and she asked "where did you get them?" The emo kid replied, "oh I made the red stripes myself"
me. mom would you get mad at me for something i didn't do. mom. no. me ok good i didn't do my homework
What do you call a broken pencil never mind it’s pointless!!
Say what you want against pedophiles, but they slow down in school zones.
Why Do Orphans Bully People
Because They Cant Get Suspended
Contact Parent _______
Head teacher talking about recent vandalism during school assembly:
"And to those of you who wrote Mr. Smith's telephone number on the door of the girl's toilets, he would like to make it clear that the last digit is a 7 and not a 4."
Me walking in to the office: Principle: tell me what u did? Me: I told the special ed kid that the 4th story window was a end portal....
What do you call an autistic kid coming to school with a gun ? Special Forces incoming !!
one time the quite kid hacked the speakers in a school next thing you know it pumped up kicks by Foster The People starts playing
One day, the teacher asks a boy, "Why can't fish talk underwater?" The kid says, "If I put your head underwater, will you be able to talk?"
So there was this kid being bullied by four other kids. I decided to step in.
He didn’t stand a chance against the five of us.
Why can't college students take exams at the zoo? -- Too many cheetahs!
