School jokes
Why is there a middle school?
Because the kids that go there are middle class families.
Why can't the skeleton go to the prom?
Because he had no-BODY to go with!
What's a witch's favorite subject?
Once at school, a teacher thought I was Russian. Why do you think that? I said. The teacher replied, because you're reading from Right to Left.
I love ❤️ going to school 🏫.
Americans:
How do you stop a school shooter from killing you?
Tell him you don’t believe in dog.
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Why can an orphan not do school work?
Because they have to take their work home to their parents.
What time is it when your kids stay home from school? S'no time!
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
They need a parent's signature.
Teacher: "If you're dumb, stand up."
Nobody stands up.
After some waiting, the teacher says, "Really? No one? There must be someone."
Little Johnny stands up.
"Oh, so you think you're dumb, Johnny?"
"Nah, I just feel bad that you're standing alone."
What do you say when Jack's late to sex ed?
"Aye-jack-you-late!"
True story: In 1986, in the midst of the HIV epidemic, they made condoms available to the public. At that time, me and my boyfriend were 13 years old. My boyfriend was so happy: "These will make great water balloons!" And I was even happier. I did not have to pack a lunch for school tomorrow, lol.
Little Sally comes home from school one day and says to her mom, "Mommy, mommy, you won’t believe it! Little Johnny just pulled out his PP in class." The mother responded, "Well, what did it look like?" Sally said, "It looks like a peanut." The mother said, "Oh, it was small." "No, it was salty," said Sally.
Me going to the principal's after telling the kid with a wheelchair to stand up for himself.
What was going through the student's heads during a school shooting?
Bullets.
What's a school shooter's favorite flower?
Columbine.
What do you call a high school student?
Alone and depressed.
At school I am always called emo.
Little did they know that emos are wannabe goths.
Why can't orphans go on field trips?
They don't have anybody to sign the form.