Its girl I like in my school, but she always on her phone. Its seem that I can't get a SIGNAL from her
Why did the kid bring a later to school? Because he wanted to go to high school.
What do you call a school that can talk? A school đ« with a face
What is better for bus drivers? A. Magic school bus đ
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You know how on Snapchat hmu means hit me up? A school posted smu. Nikolas Cruz responded.
what was going through the student's heads during a school shooting?
bullets
What's the difference between a teacher and a train?
The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"
Muslims commit suicide to go to Paradise and get 72 virgins... I just go to the local primary school
I screamed "Jenga" today in class while watching a 9/11 documentary.
What is an orphan's favorite event? Homecoming.
I got detention yesterday because I told the emo kid to "Hang in there."
New Teacher: "I was an orphan as a kid."
Students: "OOF"
Teacher: "Is anyone missing?"
Students: "Your parents."
What's yellow and can't swim? A bus full of children
I heard some twin brothers were going as buildings to the school costume contest so i went as a plane, it didn't fly to well with people.
i was in cooking class and my teacher said - does anyone know what a chopping board is similar to?
me and my friend just glanced at each other and burst out laughing.
long story short the teacher understood the joke and now we are both in daily therapy đđ
"I had a great day today." "Why?" "Because Allison was frustrated at her calculator and started banging it on the side of the table and the teacher screamed, 'Allison how would you like it if I banged you on the table?'"
When your crush walks in class but youre homeschooled...
My teacher said he is gonna call my dad, i cant wait to meet him đ„°đ„°đ„°
What is the difference between a preschool and my basement?
Little kids leave preschool.
