School jokes
Why did the skeleton not go to prom?
Because he had no body to go with.
There was a kid named Buttitches, and his teacher was taking attendance. Then the teacher asked, "What is your name?" And he answered, "Buttitches." Then the teacher asked again, "What's your name?" and he replied, "Buttitches." Then a student yelled out, "JUST SCRATCH YOUR ASS ALREADY!"
An orphan boy at my school did really bad in a test and started crying.
I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”
How did the Mexican girl get pregnant? Her teacher told her to do his essay.
Don't believe what your school bully tells you.
Always take it with a grain of assault.
Why don't orphans go on trips at school?
Parent signature: _______________
Imagine this: You're at math class. The teacher asks you, "What's 11 * 11?" You say, "120." The teacher says, "Wrong!" You say, "How off was I?" The teacher says, "1."
Me rn: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHERES THE RAGE TABLE or something like that.
Your hairline is so far back that when your teacher puts you in the front of the class, your hairline is quite in the back.
WATERSHARKY DISS TRACK - by Firesharky
You smell like you farted FARTED harded HARDED A B Honor Roll. All Fs, you r*tarded. OHHHH!
What's braver than coming out gay? Taking a shit in an elementary school bathroom with those two kids that always mess with you and turn off the lights.
The teacher called Little Johnny to her desk. She said: “This essay you’ve written about your pet dog is exactly the same essay your brother has written.”
“Of course it is,” said Johnny. “It’s the same dog.”
I never knew the kid at school had autism. I always just thought he was walking into cobwebs.
Yo mama is so fat that when she was at school, they needed a satellite to take her school photo.
What’s a teacher's favorite tree?
A geometry.
I put the D in Children.
I'm glad we're all going virtual so I can cuss in front of my class and blame it on my stupid siblings.
Why is an orphan's least favorite day field trip day?
Because they can't get a parent's signature.
What do a school shooter and a person with gum have in common?
One's the pull it out everyone wants to be their friend.
When the quiet kid lost a game of basketball and reaches into his bag,
other people in the gym: "Oh shit this nigga bout to shoot."
Teacher: Where's your homework?
Student: At home...
Teacher: What's it doing there?
Student: Having a better time than me.