School jokes

The school shooter when the cops show up be like:

"Ain't nothing gonna break my stride, ain't nothing gonna hold me down. Oh oh. I've got to keep on moving."

Little Johnny walked into class with a black eye, and the teacher said, "Why do you have a black eye?"

Johnny said, "Well, me and my parents have to share a bed, and my dad asked me if I was asleep and I said no, so he smacked me."

The teacher said, "Well tonight, don't say anything."

The next day, Johnny walked in with another black eye, and the teacher said, "Why do you have another black eye?" Little Johnny said, "Well, last night, I did what you said and didn't say anything when my dad asked me if I was asleep. A few minutes later, my dad said he was coming, and my mom said she was coming too. They usually don't go anywhere without me so I said 'Wait for me, I'm coming too.'"

Why do orphans hate smart kids?

Because the smart kids get their parents' attention.

Why do orphans not know how to spell?

Because no one likes them, dumb people. 🤭🤡

When the school shooter makes the emo kid hang himself and the autistic kid thinks it's a piñata: 🤪🏏

What do you call a school bus with 30 kids?

A killstreak.

What's the difference between a gun and chips? When you bring it to class, everyone starts wanting to be your friend.

What is Sophia’s favourite song?

"Open Wide" cum inside, it is okay school.

What is the difference between a tree house for dinner, and dinner with you today after school?

The other day, my best friend flipped off the table in class. I thought it was flipping amazing!

So, there were kids in the bus, and half of them were white, and the other half was black.

All the kids wanted to sit at the back, so the bus driver said to all the kids, "Stop fighting. From now on, everyone is now green." So, the bus driver said to all the kids, "Dark green go to the front, and light green at the back."

When the autistic kid brings a gun to school and thinks it’s a dart gun.

Hate me all you want, but I rather love bullying in all fairness. I love to watch all the loner kids being abused while simultaneously making a prediction for when which one of them will finally snap and shoot up the school.

That moment when the disabled kid has to take the Pacer test.

Once, there was a kid named Cale, but his classmates didn’t know it was spelled with a “C,” so they asked him if he could be their snack.

The teacher says to do your homework. I do. My friends do. One person never does any of his homework.

Eventually, we had to have fun. He said he didn't do it. WOW what did he do? I like to think he got smacked and nearly committed suicide.

Inmate 1: Why are you in prison?

Inmate 2: I killed 4 people and robbed someone, what about you?

Inmate 1: I blew up a school bus.

Inmate 2: OMG, you demon! Were they autistic?

Inmate 1: No, they were Fortnite kids.

Inmate 2 (who is Muslim): Halelouia, we have found the messiah!

A kid walks into the classroom on time.

After the shooting, people were asking why they would do it.

They wanted to stop but it turns out they were playing an online game.

What's the only punch that can knock out a 21 year old?

A Sandy Hook.