Scare Jokes

So we all know that old kids joke why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Well why was 10 scared? Because he was in the middle of 9 11

A pedophile and a little boy are walking into the woods late at night.

The little boy says, "I'm scared."

The pedophile says, "You think you're scared? I have to walk back alone!"

Chuck Norris has a bear rug in his living room. It's not dead or anything, it's just too scared to nove

Why Were The Twin Towers Scared At Dinner?

Because There Mom Said "Here Comes The Airplane!"

If you're ever bored, try scaring the shit out of an Asian to see their eyes open for the first time.

How can you tell a bow n' arrows scared? He starts to quiver! ;)

Most people are scared of clowns. That's why everyone runs away from you.

Why don't blind people skydive? -- Because it scares their dogs too much!

What’s one thing that gay person scared at? A gay guy that’s straight!

(Set up joke for the actual joke) So why don’t blind people go sky diving? It scares the hell out of their seeing eye dog. (Actual joke) When does a blind person know when he’s about to hit the ground? The leash goes slack.

A scare crow got promoted because he was outstanding in his field

I am Funny but sad. I submit jokes you'll love. Anyway...

Little Jimmy asked his mom if he could take a bath with her since he was scared if being alone. She said, "Sure, just don't look up." He looked up and said, "Woah, what are those?" She replied, "Those are just headlights." He looked down and said, "What is that?" She said, "That's just a bush." The next day, mommy wasn't home so he asked to take a shower with his papa instead. He said, "Okay, but don't look up." He looked up and said, "Woah, what is that?" His papa replied, "That's just a snake." Later that night, he asked to sleep with his parents. They said, "Okay, just don't look under the covers." After a while, he grew bored and went under the covers. Jimmy screamed, "Mom, turn on the headlights, the snake is in the bush!"

I took an hour long shower, the german officers were looking at me kinda scared.

Don't be scared of skeletons

They don't have the guts for murder

I was in a haunted house today. Nothing scared me until I reached the last room where I saw the scariest Halloween ghost I've ever seen. He took my pens and ghosted. I was told that i saw pristiano penaldo and I was lucky enough to see him because he performs once in a blue moon

what do you call it when a man is scared in panera bread

panera dread

What do you cal a scared octopus? An octopussy

what do you call a running chicken

scared

A 60 year old man is walking along a deserted road with a 12 year old boy. It’s getting dark, and the boy says “Hey mister, it’s getting dark and I’m scared”. The man replies, “You’re scared? I’ve got to walk back to town alone”.