Scare

Scare jokes

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Tombstone

    • A man was walking home but felt tired, so took a short cut through the cemetery. He then heard a tap, tap, then out of the corner of his eye, he saw a man with a hammer hitting the tombstone. The man said, "You scared me. I thought you were a ghost." The other person mumbled, "They spelled my name wrong."

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    • Man

    • A 60-year-old man is walking along a deserted road with a 12-year-old boy. It’s getting dark, and the boy says, “Hey mister, it’s getting dark and I’m scared.”

    The man replies, “You’re scared? I’ve got to walk back to town alone!”

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    • Wood

    • "Honey, let's not go so deep into the woods, please. I'm starting to get scared."

    "It's easy for you to talk. I can go back alone right now!"

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    • Number

    • Wait till the end.

    Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.

    But why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11!

    Father

    • One night, a father heard his daughter saying good night.

    "Good night, Mom."

    "Good night, Dad."

    "Good night, Mamah."

    "Good bye, Papa."

    The next day her papa died.

    He heard her saying them a month later.

    "Good night, Mom."

    "Good night, Dad."

    "Good bye, Mamah."

    The next day her mamah died.

    Well, her dad was scared for his life. He knew he was next. Well, his daughter said them again.

    "Good night, Mom."

    "Good bye, Dad."

    The next day, the mail man dropped dead on their porch.

    Ghost

    • My little brother is scared of ghosts so I won't let him watch Bayern today.

    Okay, I may be strict, but I won't let Tapindowski give my son a heart attack. His shocking ghosting performance today is a danger to my family and I'll ask UEFA to investigate the matter.

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