Scare jokes
What's a gay guy should be scared of?
A straight gay!
Why did the dog walk out at night?
To scare his people!
What’s one thing that a gay person is scared of?
A gay guy that’s straight!
Why is 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
Why are orphans so scared of the dark?
The dad can't check the closet for them.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
But then why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9 and 11.
If Stephen Hawking was in a horror movie, would he make his robot try and shout, "Aaaaaaaah! Help me, I can't move! I'm too scared!"?
You're so ugly you scared the crap out of the toilet!
Why are some girls scared easily?
They don't have balls.
Me: I will rape you!
Woman: NOOOOOO!!! I AM TOO SCARED TO GET "RAPED"!
Why do women be like this?
Why were 7, 8, and 10 scared?
Answer: 9/11, of course!
Why was 10 scared?
Because 9/11 came flying in.
During this COVID shit, if a guy starts following you with the masks on, should you be scared, or is that dumb bastard just your boyfriend?
Why was 10 so scared?
He was in the middle of 9/11.
Six was scared of seven because 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because he was caught between 9/11.
Boy: *scares girl*
Girl: "Gosh, you scared me, Jesus!"
Jesus: *Arrives out of nowhere and said, "What is it, human? I got work to do."*
Girl: What work?
Jesus: "Coming out of nowhere when people say 'Jesus.'"
There's a white guy, black guy, and Santa Claus. They get a hotel room.
White guy goes in room first and sees money on the table and he picks it up. A ghost appears and says, "Put down my money or I'll cut off your weiner." He gets scared and jumps out the window.
Black guy goes in the room, sees the money and picks it up. Ghost appears and says, "Put down my money or I'll cut off you're weiner." He gets scared and jumps out the window.
Santa Claus goes in the room sees the money and picks it up. Ghost appears, "Put down my money or I'll cut off you're weiner." Santa Claus looks at the ghost and says "I'm the ghost of Christmas past, you touch my dick I'll kick your ass!"
FC Chelsea fans are just as nervous, stupid, scared, and restless as their allies.
Why was Wet scared of Water? Because he was the water.
We all know the joke: Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But do you know why 9 is scared of 7?
Because you are supposed to eat 3 square meals a day (3 squared).