Dad: Boy, come sit in this hole while I brace the ground.
Boy: I don't want to see Grandpa, he scares me!
why was 6 scared of 7? 7 8 9
Why was 7, 8 and 10 scared ?
Answer: 9/11 of course !!!
I tell my therapist I’m scared of the 3rd, 9th, and 15th letter of the alphabet.
Doctor: Oh, I see.
Me: Ahhhh!!!!!
Why is Stephen Hawking not scared of anyone?
His wheelchair always backs him up.
What do you call a scared cow?
A COW-ard.
I have always been scared of stairs they’re always up to something
How do you scare a lot of people in New York?
Open a mobile hotspot named "Delta Inflight Wifi."
When the kid in the wheelchair scares you... you wheelie scared me.
Why was the Mexican scared of cold water?
It might turn into ICE.
Why was 10 scared?
Because 9/11 came flying in.
What if you put a scared homosexual guy and an angry homophobic guy inside a stable?
Hmm, let's see, if the homosexual guy has some good luck, maybe he will meet a super unicorn and help him out to defeat the angry homophobic guy :D
6.7 and 8 are both scared of 10. but 10 is also scared. why was 10 nscarted?
because it was stuck between 9 and 11
Why was 6 afraid of 7 bc 789 Do you know why 10 was scared bc he was between 9 11
What’s a witch’s favorite makeup?
Ma-SCARE-a!
What goes oOoOo on your breath that scared away the animals from the farm?
Everyone knows why 6 is scared of 7, cuz 7 8 9.
But why does 10 have PTSD?
Cuz it’s between 9/11.
A man was walking home but felt tired, so took a short cut through the cemetery. He then heard a tap, tap, then out of the corner of his eye, he saw a man with a hammer hitting the tombstone. The man said, "You scared me. I thought you were a ghost." The other person mumbled, "They spelled my name wrong."
A man and a child walk into the woods, the child turns to the man and says: "Mister, can we go home, it's getting late and I'm scared to walk home". The man turns to the child and says: "How do you think I feel? I have to walk home alone!"
I might slide up to your block with intelligence. I'm a genius with a glock. There's some relevance. Took his chain, took his rocks. Took his sediments. There's no cap inside my speech. No impediments.
Putting numbers on the board, I use my calculator. Put a opp below the floor, he's a denominator. E = mc2, you didn't notice that? Had the shot, but he's too scared. Why didn't he buss it back?
