Scare jokes
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
But then why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9 and 11.
Why was the Mexican scared of cold water?
It might turn into ICE.
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
Why were 7, 8, and 10 scared?
Answer: 9/11, of course!
I tell my therapist I’m scared of the 3rd, 9th, and 15th letter of the alphabet.
Doctor: Oh, I see.
Me: Ahhhh!!!!!
When the kid in the wheelchair scares you... you wheelie scared me.
I have always been scared of stairs; they're always up to something.
What do you call a scared cow?
A COW-ard.
How do you scare a lot of people in New York?
Open a mobile hotspot named "Delta Inflight Wifi."
Dad: Boy, come sit in this hole while I brace the ground.
Boy: I don't want to see Grandpa, he scares me!
Why do ableist people hate autistics?
They're scared they'll never be special enough.
Why was 10 scared?
Because 9/11 came flying in.
What if you put a scared homosexual guy and an angry homophobic guy inside a stable?
Hmm, let's see, if the homosexual guy has some good luck, maybe he will meet a super unicorn and help him out to defeat the angry homophobic guy :D
Why is 10 always scared? Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.
Everyone knows why 6 is scared of 7, cuz 7 8 9.
But why does 10 have PTSD?
Cuz it’s between 9/11.
What’s a witch’s favorite makeup?
Ma-SCARE-a!
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
Do you know why 10 was scared? Because he was between 9/11.
6, 7, and 8 are all scared of 10, but 10 is also scared. Why was 10 scared?
Because it was stuck between 9 and 11.
What goes oOoOo on your breath that scared away the animals from the farm?
Why can’t Helen Keller jump out of an airplane?
It scares the shit out of her dog.