Scare jokes
Why was Wet scared of Water? Because he was the water.
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
Why were 7, 8, and 10 scared?
Answer: 9/11, of course!
Dad: Boy, come sit in this hole while I brace the ground.
Boy: I don't want to see Grandpa, he scares me!
When the kid in the wheelchair scares you... you wheelie scared me.
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I tell my therapist I’m scared of the 3rd, 9th, and 15th letter of the alphabet.
Doctor: Oh, I see.
Me: Ahhhh!!!!!
I have always been scared of stairs; they're always up to something.
What do you call a scared cow?
A COW-ard.
Why is Stephen Hawking not scared of anyone?
His wheelchair always backs him up.
How do you scare a lot of people in New York?
Open a mobile hotspot named "Delta Inflight Wifi."
Why was the Mexican scared of cold water?
It might turn into ICE.
Why do ableist people hate autistics?
They're scared they'll never be special enough.
Why was 10 scared?
Because 9/11 came flying in.
What if you put a scared homosexual guy and an angry homophobic guy inside a stable?
Hmm, let's see, if the homosexual guy has some good luck, maybe he will meet a super unicorn and help him out to defeat the angry homophobic guy :D
Everyone knows why 6 is scared of 7, cuz 7 8 9.
But why does 10 have PTSD?
Cuz it’s between 9/11.
What’s a witch’s favorite makeup?
Ma-SCARE-a!
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
Do you know why 10 was scared? Because he was between 9/11.
6, 7, and 8 are all scared of 10, but 10 is also scared. Why was 10 scared?
Because it was stuck between 9 and 11.
What goes oOoOo on your breath that scared away the animals from the farm?
A man was walking home but felt tired, so took a short cut through the cemetery. He then heard a tap, tap, then out of the corner of his eye, he saw a man with a hammer hitting the tombstone. The man said, "You scared me. I thought you were a ghost." The other person mumbled, "They spelled my name wrong."