Scare jokes
So guys, I have a friend who is named Sarah, and I was riding bikes with her the other day, and she told me she is gay. I totally support her. I love that she is open about it and not scared to tell people about it. I hope you guys can support her too! I love you all! :)))
Why can’t fish play basketball?
'Cause they are scared of the net.
So, I remember growing my own peanuts really well. There's one that's larger than the others. I can't keep my eye off of it.
I'm scared that it moves at night.
I'm being serious. I literally can't keep my eye off it.
So we all know why 6 was afraid of 7, because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? It was in between 9/11.
Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.
POV: when your friend scares you, and you acidently throw it in the air and it falls and drops on your head, and you turn and look at your friend that it was there fault like bro it's not that deep fr
Why was 6 scared of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
Your mama is so ugly, she doesn't have to flush the toilet. She already scared the shit out of it.
Little Steven was scared to take a shower by himself, so he asked his mum to shower with him. She said ok just don’t look up. He looked up and said wow what are those. She said they are headlights. He looked under and stuck his finger in it and said oh what is that. She said that’s a Pu-pu-pu Bush!!
The next day Steven’s mom wasn’t home so he asked his Papa can I shower with you? He said ok just don’t look up. Well Steven looked up and said WTH IS THAT? His dad said it’s a Snake. That night he asked his parents if he can sleep with them. They said ok Just don’t look under the covers. He grew bored then looked under and Screamed mom turn on the headlights There’s a snake in the bush.
Yo mama is so ugly, she scared the sh*t out of the toilet.
What do you call a running chicken?
Scared.
Unknown be like: "Wah wah, I'm too scared to talk to girls in real life, so I bully random tweens I find online to make me feel better... what a shame."
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
Do you know why 10 was scared? Because he was between 9/11.
Are guys scared of the word "Choppiness"?
Because it is literally saying "chop-penis."
Do you know a way to really freak out someone that works at a car dealership?
You say, "Tell me if you can hear me," then get in the trunk and start screaming.
Why is 10 always afraid?
Because it is between 9 and 11.
Why aren't orphans scared of getting in trouble at school?
Because they can't call their parents.
The reason I'm gay is because I'm scared of getting cooties.
Why didn’t the construction worker build a bridge?
He was scared to get across.
Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet.
He scares the shit out of it.
A kid goes to bed with his dad because he’s scared of the dark. Turns out he just wanted to have sex.