Scare jokes
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
But then why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9 and 11.
Why do ableist people hate autistics?
They're scared they'll never be special enough.
Why was the Mexican scared of cold water?
It might turn into ICE.
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
Why were 7, 8, and 10 scared?
Answer: 9/11, of course!
Memes
I tell my therapist I’m scared of the 3rd, 9th, and 15th letter of the alphabet.
Doctor: Oh, I see.
Me: Ahhhh!!!!!
When the kid in the wheelchair scares you... you wheelie scared me.
What do you call a scared cow?
A COW-ard.
Dad: Boy, come sit in this hole while I brace the ground.
Boy: I don't want to see Grandpa, he scares me!
How do you scare a lot of people in New York?
Open a mobile hotspot named "Delta Inflight Wifi."
I have always been scared of stairs; they're always up to something.
Why was 10 scared?
Because 9/11 came flying in.
What if you put a scared homosexual guy and an angry homophobic guy inside a stable?
Hmm, let's see, if the homosexual guy has some good luck, maybe he will meet a super unicorn and help him out to defeat the angry homophobic guy :D
Why is 10 always scared? Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.
Why can’t Helen Keller jump out of an airplane?
It scares the shit out of her dog.
Everyone knows why 6 is scared of 7, cuz 7 8 9.
But why does 10 have PTSD?
Cuz it’s between 9/11.
What goes oOoOo on your breath that scared away the animals from the farm?
What’s a witch’s favorite makeup?
Ma-SCARE-a!
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
Do you know why 10 was scared? Because he was between 9/11.
6, 7, and 8 are all scared of 10, but 10 is also scared. Why was 10 scared?
Because it was stuck between 9 and 11.