Scare jokes
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
Do you know why 10 was scared? Because he was between 9/11.
Yo mama so ugly, when she entered the scare factory, she came out with a job application.
Why are elephants scared of computers?
Because of the mouse.
A man and a boy went into a forest. The boy said he was scared. The man said, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone."
Yo mama is so ugly, she scared the sh*t out of the toilet.
If 6 is scared of 7 because 7 8 9, why is ten scared? Because it is in the middle of 9/11.
A man and a boy are walking into a forest. It begins to get dark. The boy says "Mister, I'm scared." The man replies "How do you think I feel, I have to walk back alone."
If you're ever bored, try scaring the sh*t out of an Asian to see their eyes open for the first time.
How does a woman scare a gynecologist?
By becoming a ventriloquist.
Don't be scared of skeletons.
They don't have the guts for murder.
Why is every number scared of 7?
Because 7 "ate" 9.
Like if you are scared of Covid-19.
Most people are scared of clowns. That's why everyone runs away from you.
I'm dyslexic. My sister was reading, "What's the book?" I asked. She showed me the cover. "You reading 'The Scared Bull'?" I asked. She started laughing. "No, 'The Sacred Bull'!"
When the people that see you cry, that doesn't mean they miss you. That mean they scared of your onion breath! 🐑💨
Goats are like mushrooms.
If you shoot a cat, I'm scared of toasters.
I took an hour-long shower. The German officers were looking at me kinda scared.
A sister went to her brother's room and says,
"I'm scared, can I sleep with you?"
"Yes, sis."
"What is this?" (pointing at his dick)
"My pet snake."
"Can I pet it?"
"Yes."
He wakes up in a hospital.
"What happened?"
"Your snake spit on me, so I bit his head off."
"You dummy!"
"Whaaat?"
A boy asked his dad: "Why didn’t you make love with my mom, Daddy?"
Dad: "Because I’m gay."
*Son started making out with his daddy and sucking his daddy’s big peepee.*
Son: "W- Wait a minute. So how did I exist if you didn’t make love with my mom if you’re not straight?"
Dad: "Because you are not real, and I didn’t even have a wife."
The son woke up from his horrible nightmare, and he looked so scared. He did leave his bed to check out his dad, but he didn’t find his dad, until his dad entered the house, and he said to his son: "Why did you look so worried? I’m just bringing some food for breakfast."
Son: "Well, but why are your hands full of cum ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ?"
Dad: "Because I did it with you last night. Did you forget?"
Son: "But it was a nightmare..."
*Dad turns into a monster*
Dad: "I’m your nightmare!"
The son woke up, and he seemed too scared, and he found himself beside his dad torturing him after he discovered he’s gay.
The son with himself: "Wake up, b*tch, wake up, b*tch!!!!!!"
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I have always been scared of stairs; they're always up to something.