One day my pet bark at me and so I got scared anWas my dad actually it was weird you should’ve saw him and so the goes on in the day because he likes to run around The house that he likes to do it out 😂😂😂😂😱
Today there was a big test for Little Timmy. During the test, Timmy had to take a really huge shit. So he rushed to the bathroom. He took a while in there. When he was done, he had realized there was no more toilet paper left. Since there was nothing around him to use, the only thing he could do was wipe with his hand. His time in the bathroom was up, and he needed to finish that test! He didn’t have time to wash his hands. So he hurried back. The problem was, the hand he wiped with was his right hand. He used his left hand to complete the test, which made him fail. When he got home, his mother was standing there crossing her arms. “Timmy, the teacher had called and said you wrote sloppy on your test. Why is that?” Timmy replied, “Oh, it’s because I caught a leprechaun with my right hand, but if I opened it my classmates would scare him away, so I had to use my left.” Timmy’s mother glared at him with disbelief. “Timmy, I don’t believe you. Now open your hand!” Timmy did so and opened his hand. “See, mother? I said you’d scare the shit out of him!”
Like if you are scared of Covid 19
your cow is so ugly, it scared the crap out of the toilet
Are guys scared of the word Choppiness Because it is literally saying (chop-penis)
if stephen hawking was in a horror movie .... would he make his robot try and shout “aaaaaaaaah help me , i can’t move i’m too scared” ???
Question; Why was "6" Scared? Answer; Because "7" ate "9"!
Why was number 10 scared
It was surrounded by 9/11
A men and a boy went in a forest the boy said he was scared the men said how do you think i fill i have to walk back alone
A sister went to her brothers room and says Sr:am scared can I sleep with you Br:yes siso Sr:what is this (pointing at his dick) Br:my pet 🐍 Sr:can I pet it Br:yes He wake up in a 🏥 Br:what happened Sr:your 🐍spit on me so I bit his head of Br:you dummy Sr:whaaat
I’m going to be scared of diesel
DONT SCARE ME I POOP EASILY!
I'm dyslexic my sister was reading, whats the book I asked, she showed me the cover you reading The Scared Bull, she started laughing no The Sacred Bull
What is New Yorkers scared of airplanes
What are 8 people hiding in corner because their scared
An octo pus
So, I remember growing my own peanuts really well, there's one that's larger than the others. I can't keep my eye off of it.
I'm scared that it moves at night.
I'm being serious. I literally can't keep my off it.
Q:Why are orphans so scared to get maried? A: They don't know what it feels like to have a family.
why was 6 scared
because 7 8 9
Yo Mama So Ugly When She Entered The Scare Factory She Came Out With a Job Application
