Scare jokes
How does a woman scare a gynecologist?
By becoming a ventriloquist.
Why can’t fish play basketball?
'Cause they are scared of the net.
Why was 6 scared of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in between 9/11.
Are guys scared of the word "Choppiness"?
Because it is literally saying "chop-penis."
Yo mama is so ugly, she scared the sh*t out of the toilet.
Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet.
He scares the shit out of it.
Why is every number scared of 7?
Because 7 "ate" 9.
Your mama is so ugly, she doesn't have to flush the toilet. She already scared the shit out of it.
When the people that see you cry, that doesn't mean they miss you. That mean they scared of your onion breath! 🐑💨
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
Do you know why 10 was scared? Because he was between 9/11.
Why is 10 always afraid?
Because it is between 9 and 11.
Chuck Norris has a bear rug in his living room. It's not dead or anything, it's just too scared to move.
"Better lock 'em doors and turn the lights down low... Better turn 'em on, just stubbed my f***ing toe!"
Why was 10 scared? Because it was scared of 9/11. And why did I have to take a fall? I have nothing to do with the big II.
What happened when 800 hares got loose in the center of town?
The cops had to comb through the area.
Why was nine scared of ten?
Because five was a registered twelve offender.
Wait, can I try the joke again?
Like if you are scared of Covid-19.
Why didn’t the construction worker build a bridge?
He was scared to get across.
A pedophile and a little boy are walking into the woods late at night. The little boy says, "I'm scared." The pedophile says, "You think you're scared? I have to walk back alone!"