Scare jokes
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
But then why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9 and 11.
The reason I'm gay is because I'm scared of getting cooties.
I was in a haunted house today. Nothing scared me until I reached the last room, where I saw the scariest Halloween ghost I've ever seen. He took my pens and ghosted. I was told that I saw Pristiano Penaldo and I was lucky enough to see him because he performs once in a blue moon.
A man was walking home but felt tired, so took a short cut through the cemetery. He then heard a tap, tap, then out of the corner of his eye, he saw a man with a hammer hitting the tombstone. The man said, "You scared me. I thought you were a ghost." The other person mumbled, "They spelled my name wrong."
Why were 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9. Then why was 10 afraid? Because it was between 9/11.
What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43? Floor 44 💀💀
A kid goes to bed with his dad because he’s scared of the dark. Turns out he just wanted to have sex.
Why aren't orphans scared of getting in trouble at school?
Because they can't call their parents.
Your hairline goes so far back, your mom is scared you're not going to make friends.
Once upon a time, a donkey was in the jungle. Suddenly, he found a lion costume and then wore it. Then he walked around the forest, and every animal was scared of him. Then he got to the city, and every human was away from him. He was chasing them when he was chasing his owner. He brayed, and then they figured out that this was not a real lion, and then he told everybody about it. Then he berated his donkey.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it’s between 9/11.
What do you call a scared cow?
A COW-ard.
Q: What's black and white and red all over?
A: The U.S. in 1919!
FC Chelsea fans are just as nervous, stupid, scared, and restless as their allies.
One day the teacher said, "There are 3 birds on a wire, a shooter shoots one. How many are left?" The teacher calls on lil Johnny. "None," the teacher said, "no but try again." Lil Johnny says, "None, because if you shoot one the rest get scared and leave." The teacher said, "Not quite, but I like the way you think."
Lil Johnny then says, "Alright teacher, I have one for you. There are 3 women sitting on a bench, one's sucking it, the other is licking it, and the last one is biting it. Which one is married?" The teacher then says, "The one sucking it, of course!" Lil Johnny then says, "No, the one with the ring, but I like the way you think!"
Why are some girls scared easily?
They don't have balls.
Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet.
He scares the shit out of it.
Why was number 10 scared?
It was surrounded by 9/11.
In fright, I saw my faceless soul! Never imagined it could run that fast!
When the kid in the wheelchair scares you... you wheelie scared me.
Why was 10 so scared?
He was in the middle of 9/11.