Scare jokes
Don't scare me! I poop easily!
A man and a boy went into a forest. The boy said he was scared. The man said, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone."
Why was 10 scared because it was in the middle of 9/11?
A sister went to her brother's room and says,
"I'm scared, can I sleep with you?"
"Yes, sis."
"What is this?" (pointing at his dick)
"My pet snake."
"Can I pet it?"
"Yes."
He wakes up in a hospital.
"What happened?"
"Your snake spit on me, so I bit his head off."
"You dummy!"
"Whaaat?"
I’m going to be scared of diesel.
Memes
Why was number 10 scared?
It was surrounded by 9/11.
How does a woman scare their gynecologist?
By becoming a ventriloquist.
So, I remember growing my own peanuts really well. There's one that's larger than the others. I can't keep my eye off of it.
I'm scared that it moves at night.
I'm being serious. I literally can't keep my eye off it.
What are 8 people hiding in a corner because they're scared?
An octopus.
Why was 6 scared?
Because 7 8 9.
Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 was a registered *sex* offender.
Q: Why are orphans so scared to get married?
A: They don't know what it feels like to have a family.
Yo mama so ugly, when she entered the scare factory, she came out with a job application.
Why are New Yorkers scared of airplanes?
Why was 10 so scared?
He was in the middle of 9/11.
Q: What's black and white and red all over?
A: The U.S. in 1919!
Why was 10 scared? Because of 9/11.
I'm dyslexic. My sister was reading, "What's the book?" I asked. She showed me the cover. "You reading 'The Scared Bull'?" I asked. She started laughing. "No, 'The Sacred Bull'!"
Once upon a time, a donkey was in the jungle. Suddenly, he found a lion costume and then wore it. Then he walked around the forest, and every animal was scared of him. Then he got to the city, and every human was away from him. He was chasing them when he was chasing his owner. He brayed, and then they figured out that this was not a real lion, and then he told everybody about it. Then he berated his donkey.
One night, a father heard his daughter saying good night.
"Good night, Mom."
"Good night, Dad."
"Good night, Mamah."
"Good bye, Papa."
The next day her papa died.
He heard her saying them a month later.
"Good night, Mom."
"Good night, Dad."
"Good bye, Mamah."
The next day her mamah died.
Well, her dad was scared for his life. He knew he was next. Well, his daughter said them again.
"Good night, Mom."
"Good bye, Dad."
The next day, the mail man dropped dead on their porch.