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What did the teacher say when he raped his naughty student?
"Face the wall!"
Louis Armstrong and Tork Poettschke go for a walk.
One says to the other, "My wife always says that icke is no worse than the other men."
"How many men does your wife have?"
What did the tiger say to the bunny?
Nice to meat you!
When the phone is ringing, Dad says, "If it's for me, don't answer it."
What time is it when you say no to everything? Time to get bored.
Three guys walk into a room where a man is sitting with an assortment of foods on his plate because it's lunchtime. The guys ask the man to do a favor, and he says, "Sorry guys, I have a lot on my plate!"
What did Trump say to Epstein? "I like my tea like I like my teens: warm, sweet, and freshly made."
A pirate walks into a tavern with a pirate ship attached to his nutty wuttys. It's driving me nuts!
A troll proceeds to pull out a desert eagle and shoot the pirate in the face. He makes a poggers face and says, "Problem??"
Two blondes fell in a hole and one asked, "It's dark in here, isn't it?" and the other one says, "I don't know, I can't see."
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
What is the difference between shroud and a shroud imposter?
Shroud uses reddit, and the imposter uses WJE.
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If you guys dont like my jokes, you can just dislike and not leave a comment, ok?
Say:
"Eye"
Spell:
"Map"
Say:
"Ness"
Now say it fast!
I heard a motivational quote saying faith can move mountains, but faith cannot move your receding hairline.
My priest asked if anyone had any questions or anything interesting they wanted to say.
So I raised my hand, he said why don’t you tell everyone what you have to say.
In front of the whole church I said I did not know Jesus Christ was the first scarecrow.
What does a lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?
"Same time next month?"
Al Fayed’s son arrives at heaven’s gates and sees his driver.
He shouts “you stupid cunt!”
The driver says, “Watch, Boss?”
Dodi replies...:
“I said I WANT TO FUCK DI IN THE TUNNEL NOT FUCKING DIE IN THE TUNNEL!”
What did one cow say to the other? You are mootiful!
A guy is walking down the street when he almost steps in something. He looks down and says, "Looks like shit."
He crouches down and smells it, "Smells like shit."
He sticks his finger in, tastes it, "Tastes like shit."
He then smiles and says, "Well, good thing I didn't step on it!"
They say nothing is impossible, but I've been doing nothing all day.
"Simon says touch your chin."
The fat people be like, "Which one?"