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Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Cows say, "Moo, not who."

So, we are in class right, and the teacher has a metal leg. Every year she gets the question of, "Do metal detectors beep every time you walk by them?" She heard this question to the point where she just says yes without hesitation.

Once she had said yes, two kids in the back started laughing.

Teacher: Ok alright, take it a little bit more seriously would you?

Kid: Oh, we're not laughing at that.

Kid_2: We're laughing at cancer.

So, a guy walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, "I’ll give you a drink if you can tell me a meta joke." So the guy says, "Alright, so a guy walks into a bar and asks for a drink." The bartender says, "I’ll give you a drink if you can tell me a meta joke." So the guy says, "So a guy walks into a bar and asks for a drink." The bartender says, "I’ll give you a drink if you can tell me a meta joke." So the guy says, "So a guy walks into a bar and asks for a drink." The bartender says, "Okay, here you go." So he gives the guy a drink, so he gives the guy a drink, so he gives the guy a drink.

What does Santa say about my mom? HO HO HO!

What did the girl say Big Fella27 said, "I love Big Fella 27?"

"Same." HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH

My friend's daughter is taking a job in California parking cars. She says she wants to be a valet girl. For sure. For sure.

Palestinians leave without saying goodbye.

Israel says goodbye when the Americans say so.

Sonic says if you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

What did the North Tower say to the South Tower?...

"Catch you later!"

What did Stephen Hawking's wife say to him having sex? "You're wheelie good at this!"

"A priest, an imam, and a rabbit walk into a clinic to donate blood. The rabbit turns to the nurse and says, 'I think I'm a Type-O!'"

Spell 'Imap' and say 'ness' at the end.

People can say whatever they want about pedophiles. At least they are pursuing their dreams.

In a white van.

How do cows say "oof?"

They say, "MOOf."

Question: What did the sun say to the little star?

Answer: Are you my SUN?

What did the butt say to the other butt? "I got big fat apples for butt checks!"

A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank.

The rabbit says, "I think I'm a type-O."

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, it just waved. I hate my life.

What did the cow say when it saw the farmer twice in one day?

"Deja moo!"

What does a cow say? Moo.