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What did the horse say when his throat was sore?
I have a hoarse throat!
They say that "The way to a man's heart is through his stomach," but I find it a lot easier to go through the ribcage.
What did the shark say when it ate the clownfish?
It tasted funny!
What are they going to say about Tim Gunn in 20 years?
He kicked the bucket.
There are two muffins baking in the oven. One muffin says to the other, “Phew, is it getting hot in here or is it just me?”
The other muffin says, “AAAAHHH!! A TALKING MUFFIN!”
Why did the man say "hi ti bye?"
Why did the Red Sox lose?
They say, "Boo, Colorado Rockies."
Us three get along well. I guess you could say we're the TREE-o!
Why did the Pikachu say "Pi"??
He had to use the bathroom!
What did the author say when he got a correct answer? "I got it right!"
What did the tree say to the kid with a bike? "Take a hike!"
What did the substrate say to the active site?
"C'mon baby, we fit together, open my door lock to f**kin' key."
Robert Smith walks into a hospital. The nurse says, "We have the cure!"
What did the sunglasses say to the banana?
Nothing, sunglasses can’t talk.
A sibling went up to their other sibling and said, "Dad said you're adopted."
The other sibling said, "You are, too."
Then the first sibling goes, "No, I'm not."
And the sibling says, "We're twins."
The other kid goes, "And you're adopted... oh."
A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"
And the women look at him as if they have never seen a man walk into a bar before.
Say "joke" 5 times.
Oh, nothing happened.
What did the dog say to the other dog?
What did the lampshade say to the light bulb?
You brighten my day.
What does a skeleton say when he has lots of work?
"I have a ton of work, skele-ton."