Goku Jokes - Worst Jokes Ever

Ass

1 view · Peter Griffin · 6 years ago

How many times do I tap that ass? OVER 9000!

Dragon ball

1 view · Anonymous · 3 years ago

Goku solos.

Social medium

10 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image is a split panel. The top panel is a scene from Dragon Ball Z where Goku is looking at a smaller figure standing on a rock and saying 'Let's fight somewhere empty'. Below is a screenshot of a Wikipedia page titled 'List of social media sites that do not access private user data' with an image of Goku and Vegeta fighting.

Chuck Norris

22 views · Anonymous · 8 years ago

Sonic can run around the world in a second.

In that same time, Chuck Norris can run around the Universe.

Chuck Norris

24 views · Anonymous · 9 years ago

Chuck Norris threw one Pokéball and caught 'em all.

Life

9 views · Joshisboss · 2 years ago

you play gatcha life more like go get a life.

Pokemon

8 views · Anonymous · 9 years ago

Chuck Norris catches Pokémon with his bare hands.

Utterance

30 views · goulb · 6 years ago

gdqvgj

Field

277 views · Shitpost master-general · 2 months ago

I can’t believe I’ve never seen this before

An image of a grassy field with a small dollhouse. To the right is a tall, black, spiked creature with a distorted red face, which is circled in red with a red arrow pointing to it. On the left side, the character Goku from Dragon Ball Z is standing and looking on.

Crossover

8 views · Anonymous · 2 years ago

WTF is this 💀

A digital art piece of a crossover between Family Guy and Dragon Ball Z. The characters are drawn in the Family Guy style. Peter Griffin is depicted as Goku, Lois Griffin as Bulma, Chris Griffin as Gohan, Stewie Griffin as Krillin, Brian Griffin as Piccolo, Cleveland Brown as Mr. Popo, Joe Swanson as Tien, Quagmire as Vegeta, and Herbert as Master Roshi. They are all posing in front of the typical Dragon Ball Z landscape with rocky mountains and a blue sky.

Omni-Man

16 views · Toast ツ · 2 years ago

Two panels of a comic. In the first panel, two characters are arguing with speech bubbles that say, "Goku is stronger!" and "Omni-Man is stronger!" In the second panel, a video game screen shows the character Goku shooting at Omni-Man in a Fortnite-like game.

Cancer

27 views · Face mcshooty · 1 year ago

In a hospital room, Goku stands near a patient's bed and says, "I knew I'd find you here. I heard your cancer is pretty strong. Let me fight it."

Answer

2 views · Noahson · 2 years ago

who are they, wrong answers only

An image of two animated characters, Goku and Vegeta, from the show Dragon Ball Z. Both are looking off into the distance. Goku is on the right with orange hair, orange gi, and a symbol on his chest. Vegeta is on the left with black spiky hair and blue armor.

Anime

2 views · f4 · 2 years ago

you a g

The image shows Goku from Dragon Ball with black hair wearing a black jacket with white lettering. The design of the jacket looks like a popular clothing style.

Wife

6 views · Face mcshooty · 1 year ago

A cartoon image of Goku doing push-ups on a red floor in a white room. The text on top says: "Me training so my wife doesn't have to take weak punches."

Ohio

48 views · Heroin Monkey · 8 months ago

type shizz

A white text on a black background, formatted like a series of 'be like' statements describing a progression of absurd events. It starts with 'Girls be like: We hate all men so we turn lesbian,' followed by 'Boys be like: Uno reverse! Turns gay.' Then, 'Girls: Shocked Pikachu face,' and 'Sperm trying to get into each other: Confused stonk.' The next lines are 'Goku: has sex with Wednesday' and 'Wednesday: Pregnancy 100.' The text concludes with 'Me: Only in Ohio!'

Community talk

scooter22

I DRAW GOKU NO SLEEPY BEEURS NEXT TIME

DAP ME UP

Poll · 2 years ago

is there anyone who can name someone stronger than saitama and goku if they did a fusion dance?

DAP ME UP

not trying to start a war just asking a Question for the anime friends

Question: which is stronger Saitama or Goku?

Saitama's Power level:High hundred Billions or maybe even the low Trillion's

Goku powerlevel:120,000