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What did the plane say to the tower? "Yo, can I crash at your place for a bit, and can my boy crash at your boy's place?"
A man has the power to grant anyone a wish they want.
A kid comes up and says, "I want to be like Batman!"
The man smiles and grants his wish. The child goes home and finds that he is now an orphan.
Not a joke, but this needs saying. Please can someone do something about all the pedo posts on here. It’s honestly just nasty.
What did God say to the black person?
"Oops, I burned one."😳
Not racist, just funny.
I guess you can say he xxxpired.
What did the bull say when he went to college?
Bison!
What school did we say it was today? What did the snow say? "I love!"
Her: I love Kobe Bryant!
Me: Helicopter Helicopter
Her:.....
Me: At least you don't say save the trees, cus damn Kobe is good.
Hey.
Girl: Hey.
Damn, I forgot my spray bottle.
Girl: What?
It says "spray on flat surfaces."
Tell an emo, "Do you get jealous when your phone dies?"
*text conversation boy: When you kiss someone, you burn 15 calories. Wanna burn calories together sometime?
girl: Are you saying I'm fat?
A Christian, a Jew, and a Catholic walk into a bar. The Christian says, “Where’s Mohammed?”
No joke. I just want to say that my thoughts are with the Ukrainian people, and I wish them the best. Best of luck.
What do you say when a cat says "me moaw"?
The cat says "me toooo!"
"Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? You're adopted. Haley says she likes me more than you."
How do you put "blonde" and "duh" in the same sentence? Just say, "Blondes are dumb."
People tell me to be nice to orphans, so I say, "What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
Two hotdogs are walking across the street. One is walking slow. What does the 2nd one say?
"Ketchup!"
What did the dad say to the kid?
Nothing, he went to get the milk.
The emo kid went for a high five. People say he's still hanging.