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Why did the big rose say to the little rose?

"Hi, bud."

Mom: Son, get up for school.

Son: I AM UP *holds up books and says I'm up* IM UP MOM!

What did one mountain climber say to the other mountain climber?

Man, you are really on edge.

Next time you get a call from anybody, say, "Hi, welcome to Dave's orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may I help you?"

Or,

"Hi, welcome to Pizza and Abortion clinic, your loss is our sauce!"

What did one plane say to the other?

"It’s been a long day, I’m ready to crash."

Other plane: "No you’re not, we haven’t even gotten high yet!"

So a man asked another man, "What's your name?"

He says, "What's it to ya?"

So the guy asked again, "And he says what's it to ya?"

Come to find out his name was What's It To Ya.

What did Santa say when he saw a pretty girl?

HO, HO, HO!

A blind man walked into me at a store. I said, "Watch it, bitch!" and he said, "Sorry, I didn't see you there."

What did the cell say when it was dividing?

"It's not you, it's me."

What did the hairdresser say to the power line?

"Want a power cut?"

What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?

One says, "God is my father." The other says, "Who's the father and who is my son?"

A cop pulls two Arabian men over, walks up to their window, and says, "We are looking for two child molesters!"

Now after a short pause, the two men look at each other, then back at the officer and say, "We'll do it!"

"What did one wall say to the other?"

"I'll meet you at the corner!"

Why is Christianity the most dramatic religion?

Because other religions say, "Do, do, do."

But Christianity says, "Done, done, done!"

Like a shooter says, "I put the fun in funeral!"

Technoblade says, "Punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?"

What did the Canadian say when a guy shot his beaver?

"It is ok, I forgive you."

Confucius say, "Man who sit in church and fart must sit in pew."

What did the bull say when he went to college?

Bison!

I guess you can say he xxxpired.