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Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Cow says,
"Cow says who?"
No! Cow says moo!
In the new Grinch, the Whos would say he stole Christmas, "Get him!" Then the Grinch said, "I'm an orphan!" That changes everything. The Whos said, "What would they do if Max was an orphan?"
If you're pan, all you have to do is get a sibling and make them get your parents to the outside of the pantry, and you burst out and then say you're pansexual!
"What did one wall say to the other?"
"I'll meet you at the corner!"
A cop pulls two Arabian men over, walks up to their window, and says, "We are looking for two child molesters!"
Now after a short pause, the two men look at each other, then back at the officer and say, "We'll do it!"
Hey.
Girl: Hey.
Damn, I forgot my spray bottle.
Girl: What?
It says "spray on flat surfaces."
Her: I love Kobe Bryant!
Me: Helicopter Helicopter
Her:.....
Me: At least you don't say save the trees, cus damn Kobe is good.
People tell me to be nice to orphans, so I say, "What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
Imagine going up to an emo and saying, "You're just like a spider, you're both good at hanging."
The bully says, "Your mom!" The girl says, "Is sleeping with your dad."
What did God say to the black person?
"Oops, I burned one."😳
Not racist, just funny.
A man has the power to grant anyone a wish they want.
A kid comes up and says, "I want to be like Batman!"
The man smiles and grants his wish. The child goes home and finds that he is now an orphan.
Technoblade says, "Punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?"
Not a joke, but this needs saying. Please can someone do something about all the pedo posts on here. It’s honestly just nasty.
What did the plane say to the tower? "Yo, can I crash at your place for a bit, and can my boy crash at your boy's place?"
The emo kid went for a high five. People say he's still hanging.
Tell an emo, "Do you get jealous when your phone dies?"
A Christian, a Jew, and a Catholic walk into a bar. The Christian says, “Where’s Mohammed?”
What do you say when a cat says "me moaw"?
The cat says "me toooo!"
What did the calculator say to the student?
You can always count on me.