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What does the suicidal person say on New Years?
"New year, no me."
Rapboat says he has a rap career. Wrap career more like, wrapping burgers at McDonald's.
What did the rapper say when he lost his voice?
"I guess I'll have to drop a SILENT TRACK!"
What did the rapper say to the SANDWICH?
"Wrap it up!"
What did the autistic kid say to his girlfriend after they broke up?
"I thought what we had was special!"
What did the rapper say to the fridge? (Part 2)
“I'm HUNGRY for some BARS!"
What did the rapper say to the fridge?
"Give me a BEET!"
What did the rapper say to the traffic jam?
"Move over, I'm about to drop some FIRE!"
Israel is so fat, when he goes to KFC and they ask what size bucket he wants, he says, "The one on the roof!"😂
What did the grape say to the rapper?
"You're so VINE, you must be on the JUICE!"
What did the rapper say to his shoes?
"You better lace up!"
What’s something you can say at the funeral but also in bed?
"Damn, that's really stiff!"
What’s something you can say in bed and in a Zoom meeting?
"Do you want the cameras on or off?"
What does your mom say when she is working?
Nothing, it's rude to talk with your mouth full.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? Glock, glock.
A bus full of ugly people is driving down the street. The bus crashes and everyone goes to heaven. They see Saint Peter, and he feels bad for them and grants them one wish before they go into heaven. The first one says, "I wish to be attractive." The second one says the same.
Meanwhile, the 3rd person in line is giggling and snickering and laughing while Saint Peter is granting wishes. Curiously, he asks why he is laughing. He says, "I was going to wish that they turned ugly again."
I don’t know why people don’t say "Cobain," because I’m pretty sure Kurt Cobain didn’t miss his last shot like Kobe did.
What are the last two words you say after sex before going to sleep?
"Goodnight, Mom!"
I forgot the joke I wanted to say.
Chat, is this real?
If two blind people meet, one of them says: "Long time, no see!"