keep yourself safe!
The fact that am high won't stop me from advising u😳😳 Don't plug ur phone while charging it is very dengeros 🤣🛌
Those rape alarms give you a headache don't they?
Rape can happen to anybody, so I think I will continue taking the short cut home through the dark alleyways, wearing barely anything and walk really close to bushes.
When is a rapist safe around children? When his plans are oven ready
A man is consoling his nine-year-old daughter after she had been sexually assaulted.
"You need to be more careful," he said as he wrapped his arm around her, "this time it was me, next time it could be a total stranger."
I heard that to slow the growth of fire, you use a flame retardant. So I threw my stupid son in the flames when my house caught on fire!
Paul Walker made a new wrap cover it's called flying through the windshield and the song's name is crossing the street
90 percent of women kiss with their eyes closed, which is why it's so difficult to identify a rapist.
How did the man with a small penis become a rapist? His condom fell off
why did the orphan not call 911 when he saw a tower catch fire? Cuz he did not want any kids to go through the same pain.
I didn’t know how to fasten my seatbelt. Then it clicked.
My favourite kind of face mask is the plastic bag.
Pro tip: how to not hit your thumb with a hammer, make you child hold the nail.
What do you do if you see someone raping your girlfriend? Help out. There is no way she can fight both of you. Then, find the poor man a lawyer.
Why do so many kids die in school shootings ? Because you're not allowed to run in the corridors
1+1=3 If you dont use a condom
What did the grim reaper say when his favorite car commercial came on? "Safe life repair, safe life replace!"
Why did the child cross the road?
Because he didn’t wear a seatbelt.
I was riding a bike with no helmet I went and went with no helmet until.............I broke my head with no helmet on
