Sadness jokes

It must have been a sad day when you slithered out of the abortion bucket.

I'm sick of crying; tired of trying; yes, I'm still smiling; inside I'm dying.

My aunt's star sign was Cancer, so it's pretty ironic how she died...

She was eaten by a giant crab.

I see a kid crying in the park, right? So I go up to him and say, "Hey, where are your parents?" and he says, "Well, my dad left to get the milk and never came back, and my mother died in a plane crash in the Bermuda Triangle."

Have you ever heard of emo pizza?

It cuts itself!

A woman brought her hamster to the vet. The vet takes a look and concludes the hamster died.

The woman doesn't believe it and requests further investigation. So the vet lets in a Labrador. The dog sniffs around the hamster and shortly after he produces a sad whine, shakes his head and leaves the room with his tail low.

The woman, still not convinced, demands more examinations. The vet gets one of his cats. It walks around the hamster and pets it. After some time it shakes her head and runs off quickly.

"Fine, I believe you now," the woman says, "my beloved hamster is dead." "I'm sorry for your loss," the vet replies. "Your bill for this visit will be 1505 dollars," says the vet. "What? 1505 dollars just to tell me my hamster is dead?" The woman says shocked.

The vet replies: "No, 5 dollars to tell your hamster died, 500 dollars for the lab report and 1000 dollars for the CAT scan."

A cow is at his friend's house for a sleepover party. Sadly, all of the beds are taken. Where does the cow sleep?

On the COWch (couch).

This is the song we all misunderstood: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2S0QhGGO1gQ

"He said, "One day, you'll leave this world behind, so live a life you will remember." My father told me when I was just a child, "These are the nights that never die." My father told me."

Whenever I think about it deeply, it makes me wanna cry :(

One morning, Peppy and George came downstairs for breakfast, but they got a plate of juicy bacon. Their dad had recently gone missing, so they ate it quite sadly.

The next morning, they went to school and asked their teacher, "What is bacon made out of?" The teacher replied, "Pigs, why?" Peppa and George looked horrified.

Don't commit suicide, that would make DJUNGELSKOG sad!

I once saw a kid walking down the street crying. So I asked them, "Hey kid, where are your parents?" And he started to cry even more...

"Huh. I wonder why he was so sad..." I said as I walked into the orphanage.

Most women are like the Twin Towers.

It's all fun and good when guys fly through them, but once the little people come jumping off them, it becomes sad and awful.

Why was the entire population emo in the 1920s?

Because it was the Great Depression.

"Like if u cry everytime."

Why did the orphan dig six feet under?

To find his parents.

I asked my class what comes before 47. Everyone said 46, except for the quiet kid who said, "AK."

What happens when a depressed kid try’s to high-five a tree?

The tree leaves them hanging.

Roses are red and violets are blue, my best friend is Sue, and she's blue, too.

(meaning sad)

Don't be sad if you miss a shot when you yell "Kobe." He didn't make it either.

Why are orphans sad?

Don't ask, or their parents may... oh wait, carry on.