Sadness jokes
I was crying when Sasha died in AOT, I also got jealous.
Why does Aaron always look depressed? Because his grandma's dead.
Why did the strawberry cry? -- Because his mother was in a jam.
The second twin tower is like Canada. It doesn’t exist.
what's the difference between an onion and a baby?
nobody cries when you cut up the baby.
What is an orphan's favorite song? "Lost Boy."
What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy.
Why isn't there a sad sunglasses emoji? To show that I am happy but I'm still cool.
What do you get when you cross a Muslim in a trench coat and a duffel bag?
A sad news story.
Bin Laden’s kid comes sad from school.
“Dad, I got an F in Geography class!”
“Why is that?”
“The teacher asked me what’s the tallest building in New York and I said ‘Empire State Building.’”
Bin Laden waits a moment and then replies, “Let dad handle this one.”
9/10/01
Bush: “Ok, I got this. Just act surprised and pretend to be sad and declare war on Afghanistan.”
The orphanage said I couldn't go home.
Your dad is gone.
Don't commit suicide, that would make DJUNGELSKOG sad!
Why was the whale sad?
Because he is blue!
If depression is going to be my girlfriend, will she leave me?
Why do people want emo grass? Because it'll cut itself.
When I try to eat, but I hurt my feet. When I using a hoe, but I hurt my toe. When I going to a doctor, but then I get trolled. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
When I using a copper, but I enveloped by a hopper. When I trying to draw someone, but it ended up with a punishment. When I spit on a bunny, it jumps right on me. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
When I growing older, someone called me a slacker. When I was 33, I bumped into a tree. When I getting angry, people calls me crazy lady. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
What were the emo kid's pronouns?
Was/were.
Emo: Phone die.
Emo: Why not me? ;(
Orphan, sorry.
Why was Aaron's mum sad? The bus missed Aaron.