Sometimes when I'm sad, I remember I have a big dick.
Sadness Jokes
Your mom is so fat that when she went to the dentist, the man said, "One at a time."
Hailey: "Hey Brayden!"
Brayden: "Hey!"
*Music roles around*
*I tell Brayden Hailey likes him*
Brayden: "O_O"
Hailey: *Hides*
So sad </3 xD
Seeing so many balding college students is so sad. Like, why the fuck is your hairline graduating before you?!?
I look at an orphanage, then hug my mum. He just looks sad and crude because he couldn’t find his mum.
Tired of having to cut your grass? Dye it blue, and it will die itself.
Why did your daddy not come back with the milk?
Because you have no dad because your dad never loved you.
On this website, I just searched up "My jokes". In response, it said, "No jokes found." Wth.
So sad that orphans can't watch Family Feud. 😔
Why does a robot malfunction when they get sad?
Because they have a break down.
My son is such a miserable brat, I bought him a brand new trampoline for Christmas and all he wants to do is sit in his wheelchair and cry.
My girlfriend told me she’s sad because she’s put on a bit of weight.
I told her to keep her chins up.
There was a fancy dress party; the theme was emotions.
One guy came dressed in green, and he was envy; another person came dressed in red, and she was anger; another guy came dressed in blue, and he was sadness. Two Indians came, one came with a hole in a pear and his d*** was in the pear, said he was deep in dis"pear." The other Indian came with his d*** in custard, and he said he was f***ing dicustard!
Papa: Johnny, Johnny.
Johnny: Yes, Papa?
Papa: Open wide.
Johnny: HAHAHA.
Papa: *unzips pants*
Johnny: *crying* No, Papa!
What's a suicidal person's favorite drink?
The depressay expressay.
Just kidding, bleach!
Why was Timmy so sad? Because his dad stapled a frog to his forehead.
A family of 3, a dad, a mom, and a 12 year old son are driving in the car when the dad says, “How about we play a little game of two truths and a lie? It’ll be fun.”
“Ok,” the mom and son reply happily.
“Let me start,” says the son.
“Ok, go ahead,” replies the mom.
“I hate video games, I hate school, and I love junk food,” says the son.
“Ooh ooh! You do love junk food, you do hate school, and you don’t hate video games,” says the mom.
“Your right!” He replies.
“I’ll go next,” says the dad. “I love your mom, you’re adopted, and my dad almost died in WWII.”
“Hmm... Your dad did not almost die in WWII, obviously I’m not adopted, and you do love my mom,” Says the son.
“The lie is the second on,” says the dad.
Me. I am the joke.
Why can't orphans have a funeral? Because their parents won't be there.
Why is the record for longest jump kept by an emo?
They're still hanging.
