Most women are like the Twin Towers.
It's all fun and good when guys fly through them but once the little people come jumping of them out it becomes sad and awful.
I once saw a kid walking down the street crying. So I asked them, "Hey kid, where are you're parents?" And he started to cry even more... "Huh. I wonder why he was so sad..." I said as I walked into the orphanage.
why are orphans sad? don't ask or their parents may... oh wait carry on
don't be sad if you miss a shot when you yell Kobe. He didn't make it either
Daveon says "Oh wow, she's so beautiful." The doctor then says. "Yes, but sadly, your wife didn't make it..." Daveon then states "Give me the one my wife made then!"
My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back? Sadly the hardest part to eat of the vegitable is the wheelchair.
yor momy is so fat that when she went to the denitest theh wide wer the man sad one at a time
sometimes when im sad i remember i have a big dick
Billy: hay kid why are you sad
Orphan: oh I'm waiting for my parents
Billy: oh and how long have you been here
Orphan: about 200 years
Seeing so many balding College students is so sad.... Like why the fuck is your hairline graduating before you ?!?!
Hailey: "Hey Brayden!"
Brayden: "Hey!"
*Music roles around*
*I tell Brayden Hailey likes him*
Brayden: "O_O"
Hailey: *Hides*
So sad </3 xD
i make phones. for orphans sadly it has no home button
It’s sad how my friend was struck from the medical register for sleeping with a patient. He was a great vet.
So sad that orphans can't watch Family Feud. 😔
why did itsfunneh go on the road she so draco looking at car then the car runs over him sad draco
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At the funeral of a family friend, I was chatting to June, an elderly lady I hadn’t seen since I was a teenager. I was thrilled when she told me what a beautiful young woman I’d become.
On the journey home, I remarked to my mother how lovely it had been to see June again.
“Yes, it’s such a shame that she’s gone blind,” she said sadly.
I would create and orphan website.. But you need a home page to do that.
It's sad when you sit around waiting for mom to make dinner and then you realize you are the mom.
why are orphans sad when playing roblox?
there isnt any parents on roblox
