Why do orphans only eat cereal with water
Because their dad never came back with the milk
a joke my life hahahahaha wait its notfunny
Roses are red Violets are blue If hes busy on Valentines day the side chick is you
What does a depressed person and a chicken have in common? They both try to fly.
It’s sad some one has ligma
i went on a orphan website,sadly there was no home page
Depressed procrastinators feel like they wanna kill themselves sometime soon
A: Why are you so sad? B: I was watching porn and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.
A: Ok I see, but is that really such a big deal?
B: I mean, she opened the door in the movi
I can't fake the smile for long, as there is weight hanging at both of its ends called depression.
are you sad then don't be sad because sad backwards is das and das no good.
Bin Laden’s kid comes sad from school. “Dad I got an F in Geography class!” “Why is that?” “The teacher asked me what’s the tallest building in New York and I said ‘Empire State Building’” Bin Laden waits a moment and then replies, “Let dad handle this one.”
The other day I went to a museum, my friend and I went to the holocaust section and he got choked up when he saw the Anne Frank picture. I asked him. Why are you sad it’s just an Ash tray
Why don't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Orphans are lonely
what did sally do when she got home? cry because she has no arms
a Woman delivers a baby. The doctor takes the baby, and throws it, smashing around the hospital room, drop-kicking it, etc. The mother starts freaking out, being held back by nurses, begging “WHYYYY!!??”. The doctor holds the baby upside down by the ankle and says “I’m just fucking with you, it was born dead”.
My son is so ungrateful. I bought him a trampoline and he just sat in is wheelchair and cried.
What do you call a bus full of white people? A TWINKiE!!!
So a orphon was crying in a corner in the dark. Then a man came over and asked why are you crying?
Then said do you want me to get your parents.
Your mommas so depressed she shot herself in the head hoping she'd die
