A depressed kid went to go high five a tree.
But the tree left him hanging.
There was a cowboy riding in a desert when he saw a little girl up ahead. He heard her crying, so he went up to her and climbed down from his horse and asked her: "Hey, what's going on? Why do you cry? Where are your parents? What happened?"
The girl said in a crying, sad voice, "The Indians came, killed my father and my mother, and raped my sister."
The cowboy just laughed, unlocked his belt, and pulled his trousers down and said, "Guess it isn't your day, is it?"
your mom
Why can't you kill a depressed person?
Because they are already dead inside.
The saddest painting you will see is a mirror.
Do you know how to make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell them to clap until their parents come home.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap until their parents come home.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimer's has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.
what's the difference between an onion and a baby?
nobody cries when you cut up the baby.
There is nothing funnier than my life. (Evan 2020)
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a bulb?
None, because they all cry in the dark.
Why did you go depressed?
Because you’re you.
What did the orphan ask Santa for? A good family.
I was crying when Sasha died in AOT, I also got jealous.
It's better being depressed and suicidal than being happy, know why? Happiness never lasts forever.
Where does the orphan go when he's done with school? To the cemetery.
What is an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
An orphan, an emo, and an apple are on a tree. The apples get picked unlike the orphan, while the emo kid is already dead from hanging.
What can you never tell an orphan?
Go home to your parents.
What do you call a gang of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
