What happens when a depressed kid try’s to high-five a tree
The tree leaves them hanging
One day every kid at the orphanage got coal for Christmas. It was the second worst day of there lives.
A depressed kid takes a drink of water and someone takes it and takes a drink. "Oh come on, the train stopped, the rope broke, I couldn't get on the building, the gun was empty, the knife was dull, the bridge was too low and the cliff was non existent and now you took the poison !"
Sadly blind jokes are cruel. A kid at my school was punched the other day for being blind
Sadly he didn't see it coming
my son is such a miserable brat, I bought him a brand new trampoline for christmas and all he wants to do is sit in his wheelchair and cry.
My girlfriend told me she’s sad because she’s put on a bit of weight I told her to keep her chins up
I met a baseball player , so I told him to make a home run , and he just looked at me with sadness I don't know why
By the way he was an orphan
why did the cheetah get sad cause it dindint have any balls to suck
Why did your daddy not come back with the milk? Because u had no dad because ur dad never loved u
When a emo ask you to hang * out under a treee 🖕🖕🖕🖕
on this website, I just searched up "My jokes". In response, it said, "no jokes found". Wth.
You look at it you tug on it like a shoe string play with it like elastic bubble plastic but it still never grows
Friend 1 : how come when you say apart your lips move apart but when you say together they move apart? Me: maybe your lips want a divorce
What do you call a sad Coffee
Despesso
Papa: Johnny Johnny Johnny: Yes Papa? Papa: Open wide Johnny: HAHAHA Papa: *unzips pants* Johnny: *crying* No Papa
I've sadly received a rejection letter from NASA. Strangely, it says there's no space on their training programme.
*Watches sad movie with family*
Everyone else: *Crying*
Sister: How aren't you crying?
Me: I have no tear left to cry...
What makes sad people jump? a bridge
Why cant orphans have a funeral? Because their parents wont be there
DON'T COMMIT SUICIDE, THAT WOULD MAKE DJUNGELSKOG SAD!!!
