Sadness jokes
"I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying."
- Charlie Chaplin
Do emo kids get jealous of their phone when it dies?
Sunday was a sad day, but yesterday was a sadder day.
Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle?
Because his wife died.
What do you call a movie with kids with cancer? ... Finding Chemo.
I gave a tree a high five, but sadly it left me hanging.
F is for friends who don't talk to you.
U is for Ur alone.
N is for never having any plans at all, all you do is sit at home.
I've been hit by several things in my life.
Sadly, never a car.
What are a group of depressed people called?
A suicide squad.
I'm so depressed that when I smile my Face ID won't work.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite drink?
Milk, because his parents never came back with it.
The orphan started crying at school when he got suspended and had to go home.
What is the difference between an iPhone and an orphan?
An iPhone has a button to go home.
Principal: You're being bad. I'm gonna need to call your parents!
Orphan: *sits there sadly*
What is brown and sticky?
A stick.
Knock knock. Who's there? Parents. Parents who? That's what an orphan would say.
A depressed kid went to go high five a tree.
But the tree left him hanging.
The closest thing in a depressed person's life is a knife and his/her throat.
I tend to think my ‘depression’ is for attention. I guess I have depressed depression.
There was a cowboy riding in a desert when he saw a little girl up ahead. He heard her crying, so he went up to her and climbed down from his horse and asked her: "Hey, what's going on? Why do you cry? Where are your parents? What happened?"
The girl said in a crying, sad voice, "The Indians came, killed my father and my mother, and raped my sister."
The cowboy just laughed, unlocked his belt, and pulled his trousers down and said, "Guess it isn't your day, is it?"