I can't fake the smile for long, as there is weight hanging at both of its ends called depression.
are you sad then don't be sad because sad backwards is das and das no good.
I've been hit by several things in my life. Sadly, never a car.
How do u make a sad person jump?
a bridge
The teacher once said to some students ̈i was an orphan before your principle hired me. ̈ the students said ̈oof that is sad ̈ the teacher tried to ignore them and take attendance she said ̈is anyone missing ̈ the students said ̈your parents. ̈ the teacher got offended and later that day quit her job
Roses are red, my blood is too, And i've been seeing it alot more, since i've lost you
How do you make a plumber sad?
You kill his family.
Why don't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Once a naked women robs a bank but sadly no one can remember her face...
Orphans are lonely
How do you make an orphans hands bleed? You tell it to clap until his/her parents are back.
Vegan teacher the musical Miss Kadie - oh no you poor dead animal Mr. Beast- 🎶 your a dumb Communist Miss Kadie🎶 Chandler-🎵 yup your one high fluting son of a gun🎵 Mr. Beast- 🎵 I just gobbled up a quadruple patty from my restaurant🎵 Miss Kadie - 🎵 don’t hurt animals kids, do you want to be a vegans R us kid🎵 kids- 🎵 we’ve had enough of your problems miss Kadie your such a commie Miss Kadie - 🎵 I just want to die because I’m so sad - Miss Kadie jumps off Mr. Beast Burger and comits sucide
what did sally do when she got home? cry because she has no arms
A penis has a sad life. His hair is a mess,His family is nuts his neighbor is an asshole,His best friend is a pussy and his owner beats him up!
Papyrus:HUMAN,WHY ARE YOU SAD? Me:I'm just BONELY. Sans:Good one kiddo.
One day little johnny went to his grandma's house and she asks "do you like nuts" and little johnny says "yes i like nuts" and his grandma says "okay then grab them out of the cabinet" so little johnny went and grabbed them and he was sad after he grabbed them his grandma then says "whats wrong?" little johnny says "i thought they were real nuts." and his grandma fainted.
I wanted to make a Joke about Homeworks,but sadly im an Orphan
My son is so ungrateful. I bought him a trampoline and he just sat in is wheelchair and cried.
What do you call a bus full of white people? A TWINKiE!!!