Sadness jokes
I tend to think my ‘depression’ is for attention. I guess I have depressed depression.
There was a cowboy riding in a desert when he saw a little girl up ahead. He heard her crying, so he went up to her and climbed down from his horse and asked her: "Hey, what's going on? Why do you cry? Where are your parents? What happened?"
The girl said in a crying, sad voice, "The Indians came, killed my father and my mother, and raped my sister."
The cowboy just laughed, unlocked his belt, and pulled his trousers down and said, "Guess it isn't your day, is it?"
your mom
Why can't you kill a depressed person?
Because they are already dead inside.
The saddest painting you will see is a mirror.
Memes
Do you know how to make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell them to clap until their parents come home.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap until their parents come home.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimer's has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.
what's the difference between an onion and a baby?
nobody cries when you cut up the baby.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a bulb?
None, because they all cry in the dark.
There is nothing funnier than my life. (Evan 2020)
My girlfriend died in Tokyo during a tsunami. I was sad, but my friend told me, "Don't worry, there are plenty more in the ocean."
It's better being depressed and suicidal than being happy, know why? Happiness never lasts forever.
What is an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
A: Why are you so sad?
B: I was watching porn, and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.
A: Ok, I see, but is that really such a big deal?
B: I mean, she opened the door in the movie.
Where does the orphan go when he's done with school? To the cemetery.
I was crying when Sasha died in AOT, I also got jealous.
What did the orphan ask Santa for? A good family.
Why do Emos love Christmas? So they can pretend they're ornaments and hang themselves on trees. Hope you liked it, happy holidays!
Why did you go depressed?
Because you’re you.