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One day little johnny went to his grandma's house and she asks "do you like nuts" and little johnny says "yes i like nuts" and his grandma says "okay then grab them out of the cabinet" so little johnny went and grabbed them and he was sad after he grabbed them his grandma then says "whats wrong?" little johnny says "i thought they were real nuts." and his grandma fainted.
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A brother and sister were hanging out, and the brother was sad, so the sister asked why. The brother replies with "I think I need to break up with you"
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What do you call a sad rabbit? UNHOPPY 😢😢
its kinda sad seeing you attempt to put your whole vocabulary in one sentence oh wait you only said three words
Why is the orphan sad for dinner? He has no one to eat with him at the table
High school crush: why do you always look so sad? Me: my mom is dead and my favorite grandma and my uncle killed both of them and now he's in jail. High school crush: shit. Sorry about that. Me: and my crush hasent asked me out. High school crush: who is it Me: you Him: goodbye (as he runs away and never comes back) Me: fuck that
me an orphan: *laughing at orphan jokes* some person: stop laughing, it's sad to laugh at your pain me an orphan: that the funny part, what am I going to do, tell my parents?
Mirrors can’t talk, it’s sad that it can’t laugh at you!
Isn't it sad that orphans are only allowed self raising flours Orphan-👁👄👁
Q:Why did baby shark cross the Pacific Ocean
A:to find his dad
This had me wheezing 😂🤣😂🤣
Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.
what do you call a cow that is really sad? Utterly Depressed HEHEHEHE
Why was the clown sad
He broke his funny bone. Ps: funny bone is not actually a bone
Friend 1 : how come when you say apart your lips move apart but when you say together they move apart? Me: maybe your lips want a divorce
You look at it you tug on it like a shoe string play with it like elastic bubble plastic but it still never grows
The kid was abit sad, so he was blue. Teacher asked him, "Why are you so blue?" The kid replied, "im not sad." Teacher said, "no ur face acually blue"
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