why dont asian kids believe in santa clause?
because theyre the ones who made the toys
Everything I fall in love with leaves me. Maybe if I fall in love with my depression, it'll leave me too.
Looks like depression got the best of me! Don’t worry I’m already going under.
what is the difference between an orphan and a criminal
criminals are wanted
People complain we are over- populated. Well then if we committed suicide then why do they be sad. It's one less person to think about. Why complain about it when in the end we become sad peoples?
Why was the stair case so sad? Because every one walks on them.
Do you know why i wish grass was emo, so it can cut itself.
I was crying at school telling my friends my grandpa died, And they asked me what his last words were. His last words were "Are you still holding the ladder?"
I made a website that helps orphans sadly, it doesn't have a homepage
dont be sad because thats das backwards and das not good
Why do people want emo grass? Beacause it’ll cut itself.
Why cant dwarf be depressed?
Because they are compressed
A guy wins a free ticket to the Super Bowl and so he’s very excited.
However, he’s not so excited when he gets there and realizes his seat’s in the back of the stadium.
So he looks around him for a better seat, and to his surprise he finds an empty seat right next to the field.
He approaches the older guy who’s sitting in the seat next to the empty one and asks if the seat is taken.
The man replies, “No.”
The young guy is very surprised to hear this and asks, “How could someone pass up a seat like this?”
The older guy replies, “It’s my wife’s seat. We’ve been to every Super Bowl together since the day we were married but she’s passed away.”
“Oh, how sad,” the young guy says, taken aback. “I’m sorry to hear that, but couldn’t you find a friend or relative to come with you?”
“No,” the man replies, “They’re all at the funeral.”
Did you hear of the guy who was sad about being in a wheelchair? He had that crippling depression.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on how hard you through them. 😈😈
What's the last thing emos feel before they die? Rope burn.
why did the ophan commit suicide so he could find home
I was going to tell a joke about emos in the sea but it’s dead in the water
why was the math book so sad because it was filled with problems
Sunday was a sad day but yesterday was a sadderday
