Everything I fall in love with leaves me. Maybe if I fall in love with my depression, it'll leave me too.
Paddy and Seamus work at the Guinness factory and Seamus has a horrible accident and dies at work. Paddy agrees to tell Seamus` wife the bad news. He knocks on the door and Seamus` wife answers. " Whats happened Paddy?" Paddy frowns. " Im sorry to say poor Seamus fell into the Guinness vat and drowned, im so sorry." She started to cry and asked paddy: " Did he at least die quickly?" Seamus shook his head, " No, he got out 3 times for a pee."
Why was the emo kid sad? Because his bar code expired
When the depressed kid runs out of eyeliner So he says fruit ninja with his wrists
Looks like depression got the best of me! Don’t worry I’m already going under.
When i was a child i was made to walk the plank.... We couldnt afford a dog
Why can't the orphan play baseball? Because it doesn't know where home is...... *sniff
i tried to tell a orphan a knock knock joke but sadly there was no door to nock on
one depressed kid goes to high five a tree but the tree just left him hanging
I was crying at school telling my friends my grandpa died, And they asked me what his last words were. His last words were "Are you still holding the ladder?"
Do you know why i wish grass was emo, so it can cut itself.
Why was the stair case so sad? Because every one walks on them.
My mother was so sad after my grandpas death she went into the bathroom with my uncle and I could hear their moans of sorrow. She then surprised me later on saying that she was pregnant.
what is the difference between an orphan and a criminal
criminals are wanted
People complain we are over- populated. Well then if we committed suicide then why do they be sad. It's one less person to think about. Why complain about it when in the end we become sad peoples?
dont be sad because thats das backwards and das not good
Why do people want emo grass? Beacause it’ll cut itself.
What makes sad people jump? Bridges.
Why cant dwarf be depressed?
Because they are compressed
I was going to tell a dead baby joke... *I decided to abort*