Sadness jokes

10 years ago my dad said I should eat cereal with water until he comes back with the milk... I still eat cereal with water, sadly.

It's sad how families can be torn apart from something as simple as wild dogs.

I can’t hang out with an emo when they are sad? Why? Because it cuts deeply.

When your sad don’t feel down about yourself break someone’s leg and laugh.

Apparently, rock bottom has a basement.... :\

I tried to tell an orphan a knock-knock joke, but sadly, there was no door to knock on.

One day, Little Johnny went to his grandma's house, and she asks, "Do you like nuts?"

Little Johnny says, "Yes, I like nuts."

His grandma says, "Okay then, grab them out of the cabinet." So Little Johnny went and grabbed them, and he was sad after he grabbed them. His grandma then says, "What's wrong?"

Little Johnny says, "I thought they were real nuts," and his grandma fainted.

What do you do when you see a sad orphan?

Nothing, let them wait for their parents.

Did you hear of the guy who was sad about being in a wheelchair? He had that crippling depression.

A hitman walks into a bar and tells the bartender, "I'm here to assassinate John Tucker." The bartender replies, "He’s in the restroom." The hitman goes inside the restroom and comes out after 1 hour.

The bartender asks him, "Did you kill him?" The hitman replies with a sad face, “I asked him any last wishes and the guy asked me to allow him to finish his shit as he is half way in passing his stools, so I gave him my word that I would wait and so I waited for an hour, and when I asked him what’s taking him so long, he says he will not be able to finish because he is just getting started.”

Is depression sadness or happiness? I call it a fun time.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. If he's busy on Valentine's Day, the side chick is you.

Being sad is my only happiness.

What do you call a sad, depressed artist? Anything but "Cows of Woe".

Look, I didn't hit rock bottom. I gracefully floated down there like Mary Poppins with an umbrella.

When I was a child, I was made to walk the plank... We couldn't afford a dog.

The kid was a bit sad, so he was blue.

Teacher asked him, "Why are you so blue?"

The kid replied, "I'm not sad."

Teacher said, "No, your face actually blue."

Why is 10 so sad? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.

Q: Why did baby shark cross the Pacific Ocean?

A: To find his dad.

This had me wheezing 😂🤣😂🤣

Roses are red, my blood is too, And I've been seeing it a lot more, since I've lost you.