Sadness jokes
There are so many things going through my head. Sadly, none of it is a 9mm.
What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy!
A brother and sister were hanging out, and the brother was sad, so the sister asked why. The brother replies with, "I think I need to break up with you!"
*Watches sad movie with family*
Everyone else: *Crying*
Sister: How aren't you crying?
Me: I have no tears left to cry...
What do you do when you see a sad orphan?
Nothing, let them wait for their parents.
Why was the math book so sad? Because it was filled with problems.
As an honest Penaldo fan, I have to admit he is a penalty merchant. He can only score against farmer teams like Spezia. He never shows up against great teams like Barcelona.
I've come to realize my hero Penaldo will never be better than Messi. My idol Penaldo is sadly finished.
Did you hear of the guy who was sad about being in a wheelchair? He had that crippling depression.
Is depression sadness or happiness? I call it a fun time.
Being sad is my only happiness.
Old man goes to the doctor.
The doctor says, "The test results are back, and I'm sad to say you have cancer and Alzheimer's."
The old man says, "Phew! At least it's not cancer!"
Why did the toilet paper not make it across the road?
Because it got stuck in the crack.
Why don't orphans play GTA?
Because they're sad they don't get wanted!
New Teacher: "I was an orphan as a kid."
Students: "Sad"
Teacher: "Anyway, is anyone missing?"
Students: "Your parents!"
Why was Sally sad?
Because she couldn't play pattycake. Sally doesn't have arms.
Me, an orphan: *laughing at orphan jokes*
Some person: Stop laughing, it's sad to laugh at your pain.
Me, an orphan: That's the funny part, what am I going to do, tell my parents?
People complain we are overpopulated.
Well, then if we committed suicide, then why do they be sad? It's one less person to think about. Why complain about it when in the end we become sad people?
What's sad and has no life? The person reading this.
Why are we depressed? Is it because of that bully in your school, or because you have acne? How about when you listen to your sad song playlist? Maybe it's because you have no friends? Or is it the fact your anime girlfriend is fake? T^T
Why was the skeleton sad at the dance?
Because it had "no body" to go with.